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MIGHTY DEEP STUPID THREAD VI

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,200
    edited December 1969

    ...stupid Monday is almost here again.

    Weekends always seem to fly by so fast., while each day of the work week seems to drag forever.

    One would think the boys at DARPA would have developed a solution to this by now.

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...stupid Monday is almost here again.

    Weekends always seem to fly by so fast., while each day of the work week seems to drag forever.

    One would think the boys at DARPA would have developed a solution to this by now.

    OOh, Oh, I know this one!! Work your butt off on the Weekend and GOOF all week. Of course the BOSS might find that not worthy... But still.
  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,500
    edited December 1969

    sofa etiquette

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    If all the world's cats were placed end-to-end...well, good luck with getting that to happen.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...stupid Monday is almost here again.

    Weekends always seem to fly by so fast., while each day of the work week seems to drag forever.

    One would think the boys at DARPA would have developed a solution to this by now.


    (Sings)
    They call it Stupid Monday
    But Tuesday's just as bad.
    They call it Stupid Monday
    But Tuesday's just as bad.
    Lord, and Wednesday's worse
    And Thursday's also sad.

    The eagle flies on Friday,
    Saturday I go out to play.
    The eagle flies on Friday,
    Saturday I go out to play.
    Sunday I go to church,
    Get down on my knees and pray.

    Lord have mercy,
    Lord have mercy on me.
    Lord have mercy,
    Lord have mercy on me.
    Stupid Monday's comin'
    Won't someone set me free?

  • Norse GraphicsNorse Graphics Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Kyoto Kid said:
    ...stupid Monday is almost here again.

    Weekends always seem to fly by so fast., while each day of the work week seems to drag forever.

    One would think the boys at DARPA would have developed a solution to this by now.
    (Sings)
    They call it Stupid Monday
    But Tuesday's just as bad.
    They call it Stupid Monday
    But Tuesday's just as bad.
    Lord, and Wednesday's worse
    And Thursday's also sad.

    The eagle flies on Friday,
    Saturday I go out to play.
    The eagle flies on Friday,
    Saturday I go out to play.
    Sunday I go to church,
    Get down on my knees and pray.

    Lord have mercy,
    Lord have mercy on me.
    Lord have mercy,
    Lord have mercy on me.
    Stupid Monday's comin'
    Won't someone set me free?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO18jvjbU8k


    I've Been working on the rail road, Every pointless day

    I've Been working on the rail road, while my life gets pissed away

    Can't you hear the whistle blowing, shattering my dreams ever more

    Can't you hear the captain shouting, WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

    :lol:

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    Wait... it is still Monday? The day did not shift to Tuesday when I was napping? Boo.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,500
    edited December 1969

    I am on long service leave
    ♪♬♬♪♬♪♭♪♬♪♬♪♯♪♬♪♬♪♯ la la la la
    I di not know the rest of the lyrisc to this song
    ♪♬♬♪♬♪♭♪♬♪♬♪♯♪♬♪♬♪♯
    but
    ♪♬♬♪♬♪♭♪♬♪♬♪♯♪♬♪♬♪♯
    suck eggs suckers
    ♪♬♬♪♬♪♭♪♬♪♬♪♯♪♬♪♬♪♯
    I am on long service leave
    ♪♬♬♪♬♪♭♪♬♪♬♪♯♪♬♪♬♪♯
    la la la nah nah nah ah nah nah %-P big raspberry!!

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,516
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Best board game...ever.

    I want that! Oh wait I won't be able to win that game because I would eat all my tiles.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    tjohn said:
    Best board game...ever.

    I want that! Oh wait I won't be able to win that game because I would eat all my tiles.
    With chocolate is always win-win. :)

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Hello... (echo) (silence)

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    "This was your idea of funny...Mine will be to leave a dead mouse under your bed."

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited February 2013

    Lonely Katz.

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  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Dis were good. Gotz any more?

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Aftercath.

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    "Anybody seen Teaser?" (obscure Cat Stevens reference)

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  • Norse GraphicsNorse Graphics Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Your pussy on fire? :lol:

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,500
    edited December 1969

    a burning pussy is not a nice thing :long:

  • Norse GraphicsNorse Graphics Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Well, you know, the sweet tingle before the burning itch....

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,500
    edited December 1969

    I was told the other week to put honey on my pussy.


    Manuka honey to be precise by the vet, to help heal her mystery recurring rashy sore

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Anthony says, "This is a Naughty thread! A very Naughty thread! You better stop it or I'll wish you into the Cornfield!"

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    Stupid question...............Was this truly the reason for R2-D2's speech patterns

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Well since one of C3PO's responses to something he beeped was "How rude!" I would say yes. :lol:

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Page three? Nuh-uh.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,500
    edited December 1969

    we cannot post page 3 renders under the forum TOS
    but
    we can show pussy!

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,516
    edited December 1969

    I can't post right now.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,516
    edited December 1969

    But I did anyway. We are supposed to be sleeping

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    Tonto & the Lone Ranger

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
    After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says: "Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see?! "

    The Lone Ranger replies: "I see millions of stars."
    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:
    "Astronomically speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

    The Lone Ranger : "What it tells you, Tonto?"

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    Tonto: "You dumber than buffalo s##t..! It means someone stole the tent."

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,500
    edited December 1969

    nothing to sneeze at

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  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,254
    edited December 1969

    What's going on?

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