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  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Ledhead said:
    Thought I'd change my avatar to a picture of me. The airplane was not created by me so this will suffice till I create something I like.

    Oh wow great hat

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    7thStone said:
    Hand-made Guinea Pig Scale-Mail and Helmet (Armor)

    Merely $2K on Ebay.

    Sadly, I don't have a guinea pig.

    .
    .
    .

    Perhaps I should get one! ^_^

    Needz two for jousting performances :>D

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    ps1borg said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Olaf and the Giant Chicken, a Mock Epic Poem: Part One


    Olaf, shamed and driven forth
    Started hiking further North
    Seeking a mead-hall brightly lit
    Where he could drink and throw a fit
    Forced from village, with great dislike
    Caused by rampaging kilometer-long pike
    Olaf carried but his axe and his gold
    Everything else had ended up sold
    Massive debts he had to pay
    To all the villagers blown away.


    Rumors they came to Olafs ears
    Of villagers with some horrible fears
    An evil beast with razor claw
    That clucked as it would fill it maw
    On peasants, nobles, warriors brave
    It seemed that nothing they tried would save
    The victims from becoming a dinner
    Olaf thought "I could be the winner"
    So onward through the snow he went
    On fame and fortune, all thought was bent.


    Olaf chased the rumors around
    The village was nowhere to be found
    He searched all Finland, Norway too
    But there was little he could do
    Then word came to him of shield-maiden fair
    Who had gotten a powerful scare
    From beaked monster in village gone
    So Olaf got himself along
    Thinking shield-maiden could lead the way
    And Olaf could then win the day.


    To deepest Russia did Olaf go
    Braving bear and deepening snow
    To fabled Vadistok, city of pearl
    Did Olaf travel to find the girl
    Ask he did, and sought her there
    But she had vanished into thin air
    "She headed West", one bar-man said
    And then he sadly shook his head
    "She's seeking vengeance, some do say,
    She's quick with a sword, I'd stay away."


    ..to be continued..

    hey wow great. Does OLaf meet Ivan Skavisnky Skovar?


    ...not until after he meets Igor Stravinsky.

    epic needz epic music :o)

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    ps1borg said:
    7thStone said:
    Hand-made Guinea Pig Scale-Mail and Helmet (Armor)

    Merely $2K on Ebay.

    Sadly, I don't have a guinea pig.

    .
    .
    .

    Perhaps I should get one! ^_^

    Needz two for jousting performances :>D
    Surely you joust! (sorry)

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Just spent a WTF hour or so cos forgot to scale up two out of twenty or so items in a scene. That is my complaint.

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    ps1borg said:
    7thStone said:
    Hand-made Guinea Pig Scale-Mail and Helmet (Armor)

    Merely $2K on Ebay.

    Sadly, I don't have a guinea pig.

    .
    .
    .

    Perhaps I should get one! ^_^

    Needz two for jousting performances :>D


    Surely you joust! (sorry)

    ouch :>D

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited June 2013

    Confused myself revising objects already in the pipeline, everything started to look weird cos there were three different scales happening WTF? Back on track nao but wasted time I should have been stringing texture nodes together. Double complaint. ETA 10 or so gig of undo buffers *headdesk* rebootski skovinski skovar

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,519
    edited December 1969

    I did get some sleep. But I need to keep in mind that I cannot have that much caffeine in one day. Why do I keep forgetting that I cannot drink coffee in the late afternoon.

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Complaints:

    - Am at work on Saturday
    - Hotterenheck already
    - Cold hamburger for breakfast
    - Cheap instant coffee to wake up with
    - Bad mood due to all of the above

    Feh, feh, feh.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,519
    edited December 1969

    I did not sleep much last night. I guess some would have guessed that happened

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    I did not sleep much last night. I guess some would have guessed that happened

    Stop mainlining coffee. :D

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,519
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    I did not sleep much last night. I guess some would have guessed that happened

    Stop mainlining coffee. :D

    Okay I want to cut back at coffee. I do not need coffee after three pm. I am doing laundry today. I need to find useful things today so I can feel useful. Where did I put those books about uh uh whatever thing I have on my site, oh Word Press.

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Blech, general whining:

    Its beautiful outside and I get to sit in front of the stupid computer all day and stare at it through the window. I might get to go out for lunch, if I'm lucky, but it would only be for a walk to/from the sub shop. This is the real boring part of the job - I tweak 2-3 numbers, run a quick inaccurate test here to make sure I didn't screw anything up, then email the binaries to QA and.. sit.. for.. a.. long.. time.. waiting to hear how much closer I am to the Magic Performance And Behavior Numbers. (blank face)

    The only GOOD thing is that I'm working on the next Olaf drop! Other than that, today is going to be a total bust, personal-stuff-wise.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    7thStone said:
    Hand-made Guinea Pig Scale-Mail and Helmet (Armor)

    Merely $2K on Ebay.

    Sadly, I don't have a guinea pig.

    .
    .
    .

    Perhaps I should get one! ^_^

    lol

    poor lil guy, eyes are watery like he wants to cry

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    ps1borg said:
    Just spent a WTF hour or so cos forgot to scale up two out of twenty or so items in a scene. That is my complaint.


    thaz a lot of tangoing and foxtrotting. :D

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    Complaints:

    - Am at work on Saturday
    - Hotterenheck already
    - Cold hamburger for breakfast
    - Cheap instant coffee to wake up with
    - Bad mood due to all of the above

    Feh, feh, feh.


    Saturday? so wrong!

    are they giving yoo overtime? atleast closer to the i7 yoo been wanting
    and lots of free a.c? cuz Hotterenheck can dangerously dehydrate yoo.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    Skiriki said:
    Kulay Wolf said:
    I did not sleep much last night. I guess some would have guessed that happened

    Stop mainlining coffee. :D

    Okay I want to cut back at coffee. I do not need coffee after three pm. I am doing laundry today. I need to find useful things today so I can feel useful. Where did I put those books about uh uh whatever thing I have on my site, oh Word Press.


    home made iced tea?

    and when yoo pour fresh hot tea over a cup full of ice, makes satisfying crackle noises.

    and a side of fresh Finland strawberries. :)

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    Did I hear someone say strawberries....... where where.............Cho loves strawberries.

    Do you know what is the best thing to have with strawbberries?

    More strawberries.

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    ps1borg said:
    Just spent a WTF hour or so cos forgot to scale up two out of twenty or so items in a scene. That is my complaint.


    thaz a lot of tangoing and foxtrotting. :D

    Spartacus is on TV there is a lot of tangoing and foxtrotting around and grunting and bleeding

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  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    Did I hear someone say strawberries....... where where.............Cho loves strawberries.

    Do you know what is the best thing to have with strawbberries?

    More strawberries.

    :D :D :D

    I did! I gutted ten kilos of strawberries yesterday, with help from my friends. We made jam, a pie, and frozen some for the winter. :D

    FUNNNNNN!

    And we had to be careful so "production losses" (read: eaten strawberries) wouldn't endanger our output. :D

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Complaints:

    - Am at work on Saturday
    - Hotterenheck already
    - Cold hamburger for breakfast
    - Cheap instant coffee to wake up with
    - Bad mood due to all of the above

    Feh, feh, feh.


    Saturday? so wrong!

    are they giving yoo overtime? atleast closer to the i7 yoo been wanting
    and lots of free a.c? cuz Hotterenheck can dangerously dehydrate yoo.

    Sigh.. no overtime on this contract, just straight time. And no extra money, I get comp time so I can take a few hours off here and there. It's OK, I took next Friday off and now I'll be able to use my comp hours instead of unpaid leave.. so fair enough.

    It IS a critical thing - we have 2 production lines shut down (one here, one in China) because of this issue.. so I get to be the hero while the original programmer on this product gets called a borderline criminally incompetent boob! Well, the production manager called him something else but TOS prevents me from saying it here.. (red face)

    Pecan delight! A can of pecans, almonds, and cashews! Expensive, but omg so goooooooooddddd!

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Olaf and the Giant Chicken, a Mock Epic Poem: Part Two


    Olaf stocked up on supplies
    Watching the weather with wary eyes
    Westward then would Olaf head
    To see where bright shield-maiden led
    He bought a tent, and shoes for snow
    No telling how far he'd have to go
    So he set forth on foot, alone
    The wind did howl and scream and moan
    But Olaf was willing to take a lickin'
    To beat up on a giant chicken.


    Westward ho did Olaf travel
    This mystery he hoped to unravel
    Rumors Olaf did hear many
    But the best was from some ninny
    Rubbing snow into his hair
    This clod declaimed to empty air
    "I saw a woman with shield so bright
    Fire in her eyes, gave me a fright
    Just two days past when she came through
    I'd run like heck if I were you."


    "Aha!", thought Olaf, "I think I'm near!"
    So forth he set, without much fear
    On feet he put the shoes for snow
    Becasue the stuff did thicker grow
    A good thing this, for never fail
    It made apparent another trail
    Olafs heart began to race
    Finally of shield-maiden there was a trace
    Olafs hopes began to quicken
    Of battle with a giant chicken.


    Next day at dawn did Olaf spy
    A brilliant gliimer against the sky
    On the horizon he saw a shape
    With scale-mail shimmering like a drape
    Olaf cried "Wait!" and started to run
    But he had just barely begun
    When on a snow-shoe he did trip
    And fell right down into a dip
    His pride did take a mighty blow
    As he lay cursing in the snow.


    (to be continued)

  • RezcaRezca Posts: 3,393
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    Did I hear someone say strawberries....... where where.............Cho loves strawberries.

    Do you know what is the best thing to have with strawbberries?

    More strawberries.

    Hide your strawberries! Leetle cutey dragons love them :3

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    chohole said:
    Did I hear someone say strawberries....... where where.............Cho loves strawberries.

    Do you know what is the best thing to have with strawbberries?

    More strawberries.

    :D :D :D

    I did! I gutted ten kilos of strawberries yesterday, with help from my friends. We made jam, a pie, and frozen some for the winter. :D

    FUNNNNNN!

    And we had to be careful so "production losses" (read: eaten strawberries) wouldn't endanger our output. :D

    lol.

    there's kilo again.


    i was gonna guess champagne, but more strawberries works too

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    Skiriki said:
    chohole said:
    Did I hear someone say strawberries....... where where.............Cho loves strawberries.

    Do you know what is the best thing to have with strawbberries?

    More strawberries.

    :D :D :D

    I did! I gutted ten kilos of strawberries yesterday, with help from my friends. We made jam, a pie, and frozen some for the winter. :D

    FUNNNNNN!

    And we had to be careful so "production losses" (read: eaten strawberries) wouldn't endanger our output. :D

    lol.

    there's kilo again.


    i was gonna guess champagne, but more strawberries works too

    Well, I'm not going to write any epic poetry about kilometer long strawberries! (shock face)

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    No, but what about a GIANT strawberry? And the enormous hedgehog (possibly Spiny Norman) which is trying to eat it and rob the peasants of their thrill of nummies?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Complaints:

    - Am at work on Saturday
    - Hotterenheck already
    - Cold hamburger for breakfast
    - Cheap instant coffee to wake up with
    - Bad mood due to all of the above

    Feh, feh, feh.


    Saturday? so wrong!

    are they giving yoo overtime? atleast closer to the i7 yoo been wanting
    and lots of free a.c? cuz Hotterenheck can dangerously dehydrate yoo.

    Sigh.. no overtime on this contract, just straight time. And no extra money, I get comp time so I can take a few hours off here and there. It's OK, I took next Friday off and now I'll be able to use my comp hours instead of unpaid leave.. so fair enough.

    It IS a critical thing - we have 2 production lines shut down (one here, one in China) because of this issue.. so I get to be the hero while the original programmer on this product gets called a borderline criminally incompetent boob! Well, the production manager called him something else but TOS prevents me from saying it here.. (red face)

    Pecan delight! A can of pecans, almonds, and cashews! Expensive, but omg so goooooooooddddd!


    hmmmm investigative speculation, on man underboob. what would internet foo respond

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    No, but what about a GIANT strawberry? And the enormous hedgehog (possibly Spiny Norman) which is trying to eat it and rob the peasants of their thrill of nummies?

    Olaf has his hands full with the shield-maiden and the giant chicken.. it'll have to wait.. (smirk)

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited June 2013

    ps1borg said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    ps1borg said:
    Just spent a WTF hour or so cos forgot to scale up two out of twenty or so items in a scene. That is my complaint.


    thaz a lot of tangoing and foxtrotting. :D

    Spartacus is on TV there is a lot of tangoing and foxtrotting around and grunting and bleeding


    Spartacus was the dude with the chin dimple? :)


    woah, leg muskles :D

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Rezca said:
    chohole said:
    Did I hear someone say strawberries....... where where.............Cho loves strawberries.

    Do you know what is the best thing to have with strawbberries?

    More strawberries.

    Hide your strawberries! Leetle cutey dragons love them :3


    not much left to hide lol

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