RRRR - Muddled Maxims Entries only thread

TotteTotte Posts: 13,980

This is the entries only thread for the RRRR Muddled Maxims render contest. 

Here we post the entries follwing this formula.

Your tag and entry #
The saying
The Image

Example:

Chohole #01
A stick in the hand is better than ten in the woods
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Comments

  • TynkereTynkere Posts: 834

    Tynkere 01

    Never Rest On Your Laras Laurels

    Lara: “It's been 20 years since Tomb Raider 3.  Sometimes I feel so irrelevant now.  But jumping over cubes was cool in 1998 right?”  HeadhunterBoss: “Don’t feel bad Lara.  We had some good times back then.”  Headhunteress: “I liked the poison dart guns.”  Area51Guard: “Loved how you launched that ballistic missile at Antartica!” ModernLara: “Hey gang!  Why so glum?  No resting on our Laras!  I mean laurels."  Villainess: “Can I get off the floor now?  I hate beta testing.”

     

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    1949 x 1462 - 4M
  • 3DCheapskate #01

    Sleep On It !

  • TynkereTynkere Posts: 834

    Tykere #2

    “The Fashion Police.  In Haute Pursuit...”

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    1949 x 1461 - 3M
  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    Gopherus #01

    Cry Me a River

    When the town crier comes a’calling, don’t let her out of the Cry-O-Chamber
    unless you have a mop and plenty of paper towels for you know she’s going to cry you a river!

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag:luci45 #1
    If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door.
    In order to get the ultimate coiffure, Mo's clientele were willing to tolerate his less-than-tidy salon. 

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    Gopherus #02

    What Goes Down Sometimes Comes Back Up

    I see a ferris wheel and turn a shade of green.  No joy anymore I've started to turn green.
    I see people turn their heads and quickly look away.  My stomach starts to churn it happens every day.
    I look inside myself and see my stomach green.  Those beans I ate last night soon will be re-seen.
    If only I stopped myself and never took the ride.  Then I could stuff myself and never have to hide.

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag:luci45 #2
    Consistency is the hobgoblin of tiny minds.
    Eclectic architect Archibald Chan stands before his newly designed dream home. 

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    Pull #3

    Village Bedroom
    GID+S Orion Poses
    200 Plus - Head & Face Morphs for Genesis 3 Male(s)
    JSkirt For Genesis
    Mars Habitat
    FaceWeight For Genesis
    Snipe

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108
    edited October 2018

    Gopherus #03

    The One at Hand is Better than the Two in the Bushes

    When asked about Julius and Mark Anthony, Cleo replied, “Those two!  Their hands and eyes have always tended to Rome.”  That gNome is cool, but what could be cooler?  Maybe, Ju’ know, Ah’ll ask her.

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  • TynkereTynkere Posts: 834

    Tynkere 03

    “Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth.”

    The village counsel decided to extend light rail out to the suburbs.  Bernie loved the new benches.  The project engineer was trying to convince Bernie that sitting upside down like that was unsafe.  (Sheriff McFloyd simply put a pillow under Bernie for when he came down.)  Meanwhile, the lead architect, and the head contractor were debating about who might have made a mistake in reading the blueprints.

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,980

    Tag: Totte #1

    What happens at ComicCon stays at ComicCon

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag: luci45 #3
    Follow Your Dreams
    (But where are they going? And do I want to go there?)

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    Gopherus #04

    There s No Place Like Home!

    When Uncle Remus comes a’calling you just know that there s going to be a story… and most likely about Brer Rabbit
    and he did not disappoint…  "Brer Fox and Brer Bear heaved that rascally rabbit right into the middle of the briar patch.  Then they listened for his screams… and listened …. and listened. and when he popped up and started singing they were amazed
    “Born and bred in the briar patch, Brer Fox, born and bred in the briar patch….”

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag: luci45 #4
    Beauty is Skin Deep

    Robot Dreams Premier Model Agency found itself in decline as its models' functionality became increasingly more erratic. Blinding following the company's guiding mantra - beauty is skin deep - its 7th generation android owners, Max and Rob Reboot, while making "premier" outers, were neglectful of inner workings, mostly in order to save time and resources. 

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag: luci45 #5
    Bill and Ted's Excellent Maxims
    "The Lord takes care of children, drunks and fools" said Ted's grandma, when they returned home from the harrowing encounter with Deloria the Blue Space Witch. Bill reflected that he felt, "between a rock and a hard place" as Deloria created petrified critters to take back to her home planet. They decided that the Lord may have helped, but probably the witch liked them too much to turn them to stone. 

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    Gopherus #05

    Follow Your Muse

    Without even a bayou leave, the muse was off into the swamp.  Moody did not mind following her muse but why did it always seem to be through a swamp… and one with snakes!

  • KaribouKaribou Posts: 1,325
    edited November 2018

    Karibou #1 - The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
    When it was time to fight the worst that hell could offer, Brett fought back with his trusty ballpoint...

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag: luci45 #6
    The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
    The network had been down for years; so back to paper.
    Centenarian Brent Caliban's cosmetic enhancments didn't impress the ladies.
    The candys at the Sweet Shoppe were still sweet but no sweeter than in the last century.
    And where were the flying cars they promised us?

  • bohemian3bohemian3 Posts: 1,034

    Bohemian3 #1

    Geesh!  Templars Can Be Soooo Literal

     

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,762

    tag: luci45 #7
    Never Attempt To Recover Anything Stolen by a Dragon

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    Gopherus #6

    Both Hands on the Wheel, Both Eyes on the Road,

    Especially when the seniors come out to play after their mid-day naps.

  • GopherusGopherus Posts: 1,108

    Gopherus #07

    Same Day Air, Second Day Hare

    The shopping mall is offering a new special for christmas shoppers.... Same Day Air, Second Day Hare.  If you need immediate delivery they are launching turbo charged air deliveries... but if you can wait a day their hare will make her usual rounds.

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