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  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,053

    McGyver said:

    2. Technically, nobody "owns" a cat and one should really specify whether by "name" they mean the cat's given human "name" or their "feline name" in High Meow*... I sense this question is actually a puzzle with a deeper connotations and many branching implications.

    It's a common misconception that cats have been domesticated, but they really haven't. Cats don't go feral; they just stop pretending.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    I finally got some cotton candy that will last forever, but I can't eat it.  I can use it in Daz studio though.

     

    now I want cotton candy for my dolls!

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    McGyver, that is so funny!  Actually I haven't gotten those car insuarance or warrenty phone calls lately.  (All my cars are pretty much from Daz3D or Renderosity, and that also includes a covered wagon, warehouse forklift, a sci-fi UFO, conoes (with a kayak,  and much more from the Daz store.)  I forgot to mention the house boat, the various space and star ships. a limo and a lot of sports cars.  I got a bike but now I am not sure I have that many regular cars.  Oh I do have a car ranger for a regular every day car I guess. 

    I guess out of all the cars I have, this one is the one that needs the most work.  It is a great car, but there are some bricks on it.

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    That's not so bad... a little rubbing compound and that buff right out...it'll be good as new.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited June 2022

    ...I have a Titanic from Rendo, unfortunately forgot to send the warranty card in.

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  • oddboboddbob Posts: 396

    McGyver said:

    2. Technically, nobody "owns" a cat and one should really specify whether by "name" they mean the cat's given human "name" or their "feline name" in High Meow*... I sense this question is actually a puzzle with deeper connotations and many branching implications.

    Technically, maybe nobody owns a cat. But unless they want to get off their little cat bottoms and start contributing something more than the occasional chewed rodent then I'm claiming seniority.

    Names are a strange thing and all answers are useful whether cat names or any of the many rotating people names that they get called. It's an enigma wrapped up in a question shoved into a cat.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,099

    Hey if BTW your cat doesn't answer to their name, I never had a cat that could resist the old "Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty!"

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    I think that bribing my friends with food makes it easier to take photographs of them.

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  • oddboboddbob Posts: 396

    TJohn said:

    Hey if BTW your cat doesn't answer to their name, I never had a cat that could resist the old "Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty!"

    I once adopted a 'Tigger', which is a terrible name. When I unboxed her she darted under a cupboard. I made encouraging clicking noises and called her name and out she popped. She remained Tigger for the next 14 years...

    I took her to the vets. In the waiting room was me with a box making annoyed cat noises and a woman with a large lolloppy dog. The young vet assistant walked up to the woman and said, ' Is this Tigger?' I despair of today's youth. indecision

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    oddbob said:

    TJohn said:

    Hey if BTW your cat doesn't answer to their name, I never had a cat that could resist the old "Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty!"

    I once adopted a 'Tigger', which is a terrible name. When I unboxed her she darted under a cupboard. I made encouraging clicking noises and called her name and out she popped. She remained Tigger for the next 14 years...

    I took her to the vets. In the waiting room was me with a box making annoyed cat noises and a woman with a large lolloppy dog. The young vet assistant walked up to the woman and said, ' Is this Tigger?' I despair of today's youth. indecision

    Actually Tigger and Pooh friends are still popular despite their age.   I don't mind most of their stuff, but there is a horror remake, which sounds horrific. 

  • oddboboddbob Posts: 396

     

    Sfariah said:

    I think that bribing my friends with food makes it easier to take photographs of them.

    They're fine looking creatures. I've got to the point with my herd that I only have to reach for the duct tape and they do whatever they're told.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited June 2022

    oddbob said:

    TJohn said:

    Hey if BTW your cat doesn't answer to their name, I never had a cat that could resist the old "Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty!"

    I once adopted a 'Tigger', which is a terrible name. When I unboxed her she darted under a cupboard. I made encouraging clicking noises and called her name and out she popped. She remained Tigger for the next 14 years...

    I took her to the vets. In the waiting room was me with a box making annoyed cat noises and a woman with a large lolloppy dog. The young vet assistant walked up to the woman and said, ' Is this Tigger?' I despair of today's youth. indecision

    In defense of youth... some people are just clueless... my kids know Tigger and Pooh, in fact my daughter who is 16 was wearing a Pooh and Piglet shirt today.

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040

    ...woohooohoohoo! Tiggers love to bouce.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262
    edited June 2022

    Oh bother!

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  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited June 2022

    ...my mum used to say that a lot.

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    I don't want to see the size of Thanos's adult diapers.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    Um?

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,506
    edited June 2022

    Hmmm...  My stool samples never looked like that.indecision  Is it painful?

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Hmmm...  My stool samples never looked like that.indecision  Is it painful?

    I have never given a stool sample, but I have given urine samples.  Peeing in a cup isn't easy for me. 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    The question I want answered right now is What is Lunch?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited June 2022

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Hmmm...  My stool samples never looked like that.indecision  Is it painful?

    Wombats poop cubes... which is really fascinating to poopologists...

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/01/its-the-wombats-strange-intestines-not-its-anus-that-produces-cubed-poo/
     

    Luckily you aren't a wombat... as far as I've been able to ascertain... (no telltale wombat ideology or linguistic patterns... though you do love classical Russian music more than most people who claim to be from Jamestown... very suspicious... aye comrade Wombatski?)

     

    Edited to add... 

    Thats going to be a thing for the next couple of days now, or until I find something stupider to go on about... so please don't be offended by Comrade Wombatski... I initially thought "Wombatnikov" or "Wombatzichov", but those sounded too hackneyed... 

    I'll probably forget about that soon anyway.

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050

    Sfariah said:

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Hmmm...  My stool samples never looked like that.indecision  Is it painful?

    I have never given a stool sample, but I have given urine samples.  Peeing in a cup isn't easy for me. 
     

    The trick is to not put it too high up on a table... the lower the furniture you place it on, the less collateral damage.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,050
    edited June 2022

    I'm pretty sure I killed two threads recently... I really want that roll of paper towels.

     

    This one: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/571431/ot-3d-printing-combining-printed-resin-with-clay#latest

    and possibly this... https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/571851/ot-my-little-artistic-life#latest

    It wasn't my fault... I blame the public education system and Netflix

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  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 100,833

    McGyver said:

    LeatherGryphon said:

    Hmmm...  My stool samples never looked like that.indecision  Is it painful?

    Wombats poop cubes... which is really fascinating to poopologists...

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/01/its-the-wombats-strange-intestines-not-its-anus-that-produces-cubed-poo/
     

    Luckily you aren't a wombat... as far as I've been able to ascertain... (no telltale wombat ideology or linguistic patterns... though you do love classical Russian music more than most people who claim to be from Jamestown... very suspicious... aye comrade Wombatski?)

     

    Edited to add... 

    Thats going to be a thing for the next couple of days now, or until I find something stupider to go on about... so please don't be offended by Comrade Wombatski... I initially thought "Wombatnikov" or "Wombatzichov", but those sounded too hackneyed... 

    I'll probably forget about that soon anyway.

    Oh, lyook, a wom...squiryel

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040
    edited June 2022

    McGyver said:

    Edited to add... 

    Thats going to be a thing for the next couple of days now, or until I find something stupider to go on about... so please don't be offended by Comrade Wombatski... I initially thought "Wombatnikov" or "Wombatzichov", but those sounded too hackneyed... 

    I'll probably forget about that soon anyway.

    ...not as stupid as some of the email titles I see in my inbox each morning.  One of the more prevalent ones is "<name> Dropped the Hammer".  If this is happening with such frequency I wonder if it signals an impending shortage of hammers at hardware stores.

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    I get some emails about getting out of timeshares.  I don't understand them enough to get one.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040

    ...don't bother, they're a rip.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,040

    ...and just as I looked back at my inbox before heading out for a while (nice 71° day instead of the wet that was predicted), another one of those "dropped the hammer" emails appeared.  Better take a titanium brolly with me if they're raining down that hard. 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,262

    It is 81 out and it's almost 7 pm!

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