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Aye, I think I will take a quick trip to somewhere where I can get on my bike and take a ride to the Central Station to get back down to familiar territory. - where the trains have drivers and the travellers doon't all have funny accents, och aye the noo Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox >
St Enoch
Those last few moves appear to have left the wee sassanachs rather flummoxed...
Well, that puts us within distance of the WCML, so we'll come down that to get us on the standard network. We'll go for the Bakerloo rather than the Overground, so...
Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox > St Enoch >
Harrow & Wealdstone
Ah wuz expectin' that, ya wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous sassenach bampot !
thwack!
"Six !"
Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox > St Enoch > Harrow & Wealdstone
Gorbals
Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox > St Enoch > Harrow & Wealdstone > Gorbals
If you really want to enjoy life in Nidd we can oblige.
Barbican
Because I have no idea why else you'd have chosen that particular move.
Wl' a great cry of "Ach, Crivens! we will'na be fooled agin" we head awa' to:
Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox > St Enoch > Harrow & Wealdstone > Gorbals > Barbican
Sloane Square
Luckily Nid's Yorkshire rules, so doesn't apply here. I was actually going for a Smart Alec play, but fell into the Hoist By One's Own Petard trap.
So it's time for a cautious play - one stop downwind to:
Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox > St Enoch > Harrow & Wealdstone > Gorbals > Barbican > Sloane Square
Victoria
Vauxhall > Acton Town > Cowcaddens > Ibrox > St Enoch > Harrow & Wealdstone > Gorbals > Barbican > Sloane Square > Victoria
Well, if offered Victoria what can I do but play
Mornington Crescent
And I am going to take this straight on to round 6, using the little known and rarely played Crwssynt Morgantonio LLwdiu variation. Interestingly this version completely ignores Reynolds’s Standard Opening and there is no such thing as a Lateral Shift in the Welsh game, if you can imagine such a thing. This leads on quite well from the previous round as a Tudor Princess married James IV of Scotland. Because of the links between aforementioned Tudors and the Tower I make a somewhat unconventional starting move by sailing down the river on a bus to >
Tower Gateway
iechyd da
Euston
It also blocks a quick win as that would require a sideways move.Oh dear. My Welsh is pretty rusty, so we'll go with:
Banc
Tower Gateway > Euston > Banc
Well, the obvious companion to a Banc is
Char[ing Cross]
I see what you did there! So accordingly
Tower Gateway > Euston > Banc > Charing Cross >
Harlesden
I think a good next move is...
Eliffant a Castell
Given my previous mistakes I won't attempt to play Stradey Park, so the rousing rendition of "Sospan Fach" will instead have to accompany...
Tower Gateway > Euston > Banc > Charing Cross > Harlesden > Eliffant a Castell
Capel Gwyn*
*i.e. Whitechapel
Oh that leaves me aneasy move Tower Gateway > Euston > Banc > Charing Cross > Harlesden > Eliffant a Castell > Capel Gwyn (Whitechapel) >
Baching
It's a little outside the standard tube map, but I believe this a valid move under the Crwssynt Morgantonio Llwdiu rules:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Coincidentally, while I was in North Wales, I met a Mrs Trellis, who told me in great detail how she was worried Dr Livingstone was going to put his back out, having taken that missionary position in Africa.
ah yes, but can you say it when calling out the move during the game? This may help
Although my Welsh isn't great, my grandmother was half-Welsh and lived in Wales for most of my childhood, so various holidays spent in the Brecon Beacons mean my Welsh pronunciation is okay-ish. Enough at least to know that things like W and Y are vowels, and LL and CH are considered single letters. (And certainly better than Snickers's tone-deaf tweet from yesterday about "Welsh place name or person sitting on a keyboard?")
However, apparently I still managed to spell it wrong. I notice now I missed out the "w" in "drobwll".
My welsh father-in-law took me throught how to pronounce it one syllable at a time, however as he was West Wales it's a slightly different pronunciation than here, on the cusp of the Valleys/Brecons. It was my party trick when I still lived in England.
llydhedd
Sorry just sat on my keyboard. I'm not myself when I'm hungry. My next move isShepherd's Bush
Tower Gateway > Euston > Banc > Charing Cross > Harlesden > Eliffant a Castell > Capel Gwyn (Whitechapel) > Baching > Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch > Shepherd's Bush >
B(r)econ[tree] (Beacons)
(The Idris The Dragon rule permits multiple bracketing)
You actually don't need to use the word Beacons for Brecon trains, there is an old Brecon station. Also a Brecon Mountain Railway, with nice little trains
As my last move was already in Wales, I'm going to play:
Pontarfynach (Devil's Bridge)
(Although, interestingly, a literal translation is closer to "Monk's Bridge" - it's named after the bridge over the river "Mynach", which is the Welsh for "Monk" ).
One, because as I obliquely ranted about a few pages back, I love the Veil of Rheidol. The final climb from Aberffrwd to Devil's Bridge is four miles snaking up the side of a forested Welsh river valley, which shows a) why the steam locomotives that work the line are the most powerful 2 foot gauge locomotives made for a British railway and b) why it has always been worked by steam - even after nationalisation, the Beeching cuts and modernisation (remaining part of British Rail until the network started to be re-privatised in the late 1980s). It's pure tourist railway, and those gradients and curves mean you really get to hear a steam locomotive working hard.
Two, because Devil's Bridge is also host to an important piece of Mornington Crescent history. On this poster, we can see a historical record of an early game of what would later evolve into Mornington Crescent:
And, given a choice between a game play or a History lesson I decided I had better make a game play and from Matt's play one can only reagain London at one station
so Tower Gateway > Euston > Banc > Charing Cross > Harlesden > Eliffant a Castell > Capel Gwyn (Whitechapel) > Baching > Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch > Shepherd's Bush > B(r)econ[tree] (Beacons) > Pontarfynach (Devil's Bridge)
Angel
Hmm are you sure that was from Mrs Trellis of North wales. To me it sounds more like someone from The Land of Moving Curtains which, as everyone knows is Cwmafan in Neath, Port Talbot, and thus still in West Wales, or is it Mid Wales somewhere over there ← anyway.