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I'd like someone to address the disturbing lack of impracticable Male body armor...

jdavison67jdavison67 Posts: 650
in The Commons

Would it be too much to ask for a few armour plated pairs of assless chaps for men, or maybe some chainmail halfshirts with strategically placed holes?

I sure hope this is not a sign of some sort of a trend twards realistic body armor... (GASP!)

 

Signed, 

(The organization for keeping male body armour practically impracticle)

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  • cherpenbeckcherpenbeck Posts: 1,413

    Lol. That would work fine if said male meets naked Vicky in a temple with a sword.

  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715
    edited September 2020

    Should try finding practical female armour; of course impractical (particular with lethally pointy heals) are in abundance

     

    Post edited by nicstt on
  • Serene NightSerene Night Posts: 17,680

    Just go to dzhengs store on rendo.

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    jdavison67 said:

    snip    armour plated pairs of assless chaps for men  snip

    Surely all pairs of chaps meet  the second criteria, even if they don't meet the Armour Plated one

  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,085

    Most armor of men can be rendered impractical just by ommitting the pants.  Attractive?  No.  Impractical?  Very.

  • jdavison67jdavison67 Posts: 650

    HAHA!

    I'm so glad that this issue is being addressed... I feel much better now  :)

     

    JD

  • The Blurst of TimesThe Blurst of Times Posts: 2,410
    edited September 2020

    Getting that Tom of Finland look for the frontal bits is a challenge, but any kind of butt floss should work for posterior shots.

    There really aren't too many designs of thong that one would need, IMO. Getting the front looking proper (Large McHuge) is the challenge that hasn't been fully solved, I don't think. Perhaps Mesh Grabber could do something...

    At some point, one has to wonder why one would bother with any clothes at all.laugh

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  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,191

    There's plenty of impractical male armor in the Daz store. It's just maybe not sexy the way you want it to be.

  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,085
    The Blurst of Times said:

    Getting that Tom of Finland look for the frontal bits is a challenge, but any kind of butt floss should work for posterior shots.

    There really aren't too many designs of thong that one would need, IMO. Getting the front looking proper (Large McHuge) is the challenge that hasn't been fully solved, I don't think. Perhaps Mesh Grabber could do something...

    At some point, one has to wonder why one would bother with any clothes at all.laugh

    Because DAZ doesn't allow nudity on their website?  

  • rrwardrrward Posts: 556
    The Blurst of Times said:
    At some point, one has to wonder why one would bother with any clothes at all.laugh

    You can't have that thing slapping your knees all day.

  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715
    Cybersox said:
    The Blurst of Times said:

    Getting that Tom of Finland look for the frontal bits is a challenge, but any kind of butt floss should work for posterior shots.

    There really aren't too many designs of thong that one would need, IMO. Getting the front looking proper (Large McHuge) is the challenge that hasn't been fully solved, I don't think. Perhaps Mesh Grabber could do something...

    At some point, one has to wonder why one would bother with any clothes at all.laugh

    Because DAZ doesn't allow nudity on their website?  

    I was thinking because Daz likes to sell it, and PAs like to make it because it sells (for women: it's sexy; for men: it covers everything but the face.)

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