don`t read this topic - was a mistake

cosmo71cosmo71 Posts: 3,609
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  • patience55patience55 Posts: 7,006
    edited December 1969

    Oh now where did that kitty hide the yarn?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    sssippss

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    Oh now where did that kitty hide the yarn?

    well

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  • SzarkSzark Posts: 10,634
    edited December 1969

    I don't know about a loose thread but I have a few screws loose

  • DestinysGardenDestinysGarden Posts: 2,550
    edited December 1969

    Excellent picture Cho!

  • DireBunnyDireBunny Posts: 556
    edited December 1969

    uh oh i read it read it, then seconds later i get a phone call and the voice on the other end said "7 days" and hung up. i should listen when someone says don't read something.

  • alexhcowleyalexhcowley Posts: 2,392
    edited December 1969

    Another cute little wolf picture from one of my trips to Blackpool Zoo.

    Cheers,

    Alex.

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  • RuphussRuphuss Posts: 2,631
    edited December 1969

    ha! the thread vultures are coming

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  • BeeMKayBeeMKay Posts: 7,019
    edited December 1969

    Keine Feier ohne Geier!
    Um Disneys Dschungelbuch zu zitieren. ;-)

  • RuphussRuphuss Posts: 2,631
    edited December 1969

    what we're gonna do ?

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,583
    edited December 1969

    I think I am making a mistake

    I replied :red:

  • KinichKinich Posts: 883
    edited December 1969

    Szark said:
    I don't know about a loose thread but I have a few screws loose

    Loose screws are nothing to complain about, I've lost my nuts :)

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  • SzarkSzark Posts: 10,634
    edited December 1969

    well that is why they invented GPS. :P

  • SimonJMSimonJM Posts: 5,997
    edited December 1969

    Szark said:
    well that is why they invented GPS. :P

    Gormless Predatory Squirrels? ;)

  • SzarkSzark Posts: 10,634
    edited December 1969

    you been reading my mind again, haven't you Simon...well stop it..it might frighten you and loose more hair. :P

  • jorge dorlandojorge dorlando Posts: 1,157
    edited December 1969

    Hi,
    The following images are no postwork,
    are photos of my pet cat, he lives with me since he was a small young kitten.
    In fact, he lost one of his eyes when he was very young, and it was on one of his adventures.
    Very early he is a very male, very frisky cat capable of dating cats, older than him ... It cost him an eye.
    he is very naughty, so that all the cats that live in my community / neighbors, create just black kittens.
    The owners of these cats are not very happy to see just black kittens born ... but ...
    They respect me and like me, so do not do anything bad against my cat ... although they would wish my cat move to far away ...
    He lost his eye because of dating / fights with other cats ... According to medical / veterinary in clinic I Interned him at that time.
    Aah, and he really likes tomato ...

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  • TaozTaoz Posts: 9,979
    edited December 1969

    Kinich said:
    Szark said:
    I don't know about a loose thread but I have a few screws loose

    Loose screws are nothing to complain about, I've lost my nuts :)

    Beware of squirrels, they'll try to make you nuts so they can eat you!

  • KinichKinich Posts: 883
    edited December 1969

    SimonJM said:
    Szark said:
    well that is why they invented GPS. :P

    Gormless Predatory Squirrels? ;)

    I thought it stood for Gosling Phinding System.

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,583
    edited December 1969

    Jorge, trust you to have an alpha male cat!

  • RAMWolffRAMWolff Posts: 10,249
    edited December 1969

    Hi,
    The following images are no postwork,
    are photos of my pet cat, he lives with me since he was a small young kitten.
    In fact, he lost one of his eyes when he was very young, and it was on one of his adventures.
    Very early he is a very male, very frisky cat capable of dating cats, older than him ... It cost him an eye.
    he is very naughty, so that all the cats that live in my community / neighbors, create just black kittens.
    The owners of these cats are not very happy to see just black kittens born ... but ...
    They respect me and like me, so do not do anything bad against my cat ... although they would wish my cat move to far away ...
    He lost his eye because of dating / fights with other cats ... According to medical / veterinary in clinic I Interned him at that time.
    Aah, and he really likes tomato ...

    He's a very handsome boy. I think it's funny that all the kittens born where you live are black! HAHAHAHA

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,307
    edited December 1969

    opps, I read it on accident.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,225
    edited December 1969

    What has been read cannot be unread.

  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,612
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    What has been read cannot be unread.

    It can in Outlook.

  • KinichKinich Posts: 883
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    What has been read cannot be unread.

    It can in Outlook.

    See I knew Microsoft were tampering with our minds, how else do you account for the record breaking sales of Windows 8 :)
    This is why I always wear a tin-foil hat at the computer, and of course I think it looks rather fetching :)

    Now off to work to save the world from Gremlins and other assorted Little Green Men (and Women of course), or in these days of PC-ness should that be Vertically Challenged Ethnically Diverse Lifeforms?

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    Kinich said:
    tjohn said:
    What has been read cannot be unread.

    It can in Outlook.

    See I knew Microsoft were tampering with our minds, how else do you account for the record breaking sales of Windows 8 :)
    This is why I always wear a tin-foil hat at the computer, and of course I think it looks rather fetching :)

    Now off to work to save the world from Gremlins and other assorted Little Green Men (and Women of course), or in these days of PC-ness should that be Vertically Challenged Ethnically Diverse Lifeforms?

    Shouldn't that be Viridescent Vertically Challenged Ethnically Diverse Lifeforms?

  • patience55patience55 Posts: 7,006
    edited December 1969

    Hay folk ... the tinhats are passe now. Apparently the updated fashion is for "lead helmets". I did not make this up. I read this on the 'Net .... and you want to know why don't you ;-) It's hilarious. The genius [seriously, that is his status] had figured out that to protect our minds from the massive magnetic whatever that the unmentionable whatever is going to be tossing the planet with - we need to be wearing some type of lead helmets which for some quirky reason don't appear to be available in the stores. While he pulled his post, it had been read and thanks to those people, people such as myself found out about this necessity in time and can so pass on the beneficial news to all.
    Now I'm not a super genius ... but in reading all these dear scientifically arrived at conclusions some make, I have to wonder ... why is it that the huge magnetic tail of a huge planet which is powerful enough to, what did they say now, flip the poles, toss the oceans, swirl the continents, etc and more etc we really don't need to go into ... the negative effects can be stopped by a simple lead helmet ... like, why don't we coat the planet with a lead sphere???? But wait, the lead already exists on our planet ... so if all it takes is a little bit of lead to protect the human brain from a HUGE planet's large magnetic tail -- why is the earth in danger at all? hmmm ... think I'll go back to fanthoming triax weight mapping - think we could use an updated manual on that too ... not getting those nice red/blue fields ... hmmm ... oh well ... time to feed the fish.

  • KinichKinich Posts: 883
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    Kinich said:
    tjohn said:
    What has been read cannot be unread.

    It can in Outlook.

    See I knew Microsoft were tampering with our minds, how else do you account for the record breaking sales of Windows 8 :)
    This is why I always wear a tin-foil hat at the computer, and of course I think it looks rather fetching :)

    Now off to work to save the world from Gremlins and other assorted Little Green Men (and Women of course), or in these days of PC-ness should that be Vertically Challenged Ethnically Diverse Lifeforms?

    Shouldn't that be Viridescent Vertically Challenged Ethnically Diverse Lifeforms?

    Only if you are into PC+-Ness.

  • KinichKinich Posts: 883
    edited December 1969

    I am assuming you are talking about the sort of lead helmet that you place on your head, not the sort that makes your pants sag, if I'm wrong in this assumption then you might as well ignore the rest of this post, and I suggest that you might well be posting in the wrong forum.

    A lead helmet is not necessary as a tin-foil hat works perfectly well if constructed correctly. The first thing people tend to forget is good earthing, in order to dampen the signals that they use to control and manipulate our thoughts the hat does need to be grounded with a maximum resistance of 0.23Ω between helmet and ground, it is best to use multiple earth leads to ensure a constant low impedance to ground so that even if one should fail you still maintain good earthing as even a momentary failure could result in them taking over your thought processes.

    IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE: If you are earthing your hat to a ring main earth please make sure that you do use the earth connection, not the live or neutral one, that mistake can be particularly hair raising and if you are in the least unsure about this please consult a qualified electrician, preferably one who wears a tin foil hat.

    Also it is possible to use a mesh type construction for your hat as a suitably sized mesh will block electrical signals perfectly adequately whilst leaving gaps for cooling air currents to work their magic on your over active brain thus ensuring that your thought processes do not suffer degradation due to over heating. This also makes the hat lighter and so less likely to cause compressed brain syndrome, major cause of faulty thinking amongst people who think they know better than you.

    The next thing to consider is the thickness of the foil used, whilst you might think a thick foil would be best you are in fact better off using multiple layers of thinner foil with small air gaps between the layers. This creates a capacitive effect which when combined with the resistance of the foil creates a simple electronic filter that dampens the signals even further. If you are feeling especially paranoid, sorry I mean concerned, then you can add twisted section of foil to create inductive circuitry within the hat so forming a quite effective RLC band stop filter which is extremely effective.

    Please note that to make maximum use of these notes you must be aware of all the frequencies you are being subjected to so you can tune your hat, mesh size, RLC values etc to achieve maximum potential signal blocking.


    SERIOUS BIT: Electricity can kill so please don't play around with it if you don't know what you are doing, you can cause ventricular fibrillation with just a few milliamp's of current across your heart, a fraction of what you can draw from a domestic mains supply so please be safe.

  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,453
    edited December 1969

    All together now,

    "We all live in a Faraday Cage,
    A Faraday Cage, a Faraday Cage,
    We all live in a Faraday Cage,"
    ...

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