Biguana 8.1 Rumor Mill
NylonGirl
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After more than ten years of development, multiple unverified sources are reporting the alleged imminent arrival of the much anticipated Biguana 8.1
The figure includes out-of-box support for the following platforms:
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DAZ Studio
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Blender
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Unreal
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Unity
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Maya
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3DS Max
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IRAY
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3Delight
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Poser
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Minecraft
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Pac-Man
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Frogger
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Damn well does not support Carrera.
Standard Features Include:
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Individual 4K textures for each scale
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Discrete tear material to produce the most realistic eyes of any DAZ reptile
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4500 Poses plus mirrors
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Low memory version with only 1.5 million polygons
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Face rigged for ultimate adorability
The product is expected to be released in the following packages:
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Standalone Figure
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Starter bundle including Biguana HD morphs, additional Biguana textures, Biguana vellus hair… and Lilguana HD
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Pro bundle including Biguana HD morphs, additional Biguana textures, Biguana vellus hair, Lilguana HD, Mediumguana HD, Cyberguana 2077 HDRI set, Guanalulu Hawaii Vacation set, and skinny G8 female character inexplicably included
Add-on products will include:
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Guana Make You Sweat 90’s hip hop soundtrack
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Two more skinny female characters inexplicably included
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Face morph expansion pack for ultimate adorability in HD
The release date is expected to be DAZ soon.
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Comments
Shocked and amazed at Poser support. For a minute there I got all excited, thinking I might finally have a reason to dust off Poser 11 or maybe even upgrade to version 12. But then I noticed there's no unflatable morph listed. Sorry, Daz_Whomever, no matter how good it looks, if it doesn't unflat I'm gonna have to pass.
deliberately putting typos in the node names to crash Carrara is a given by DAZ so I assume it must be a core figure.
Wait. Won't HD morps be a seperate paid item ?
Does it list vellus hair as a "feature" of the figure in all the promos and then not actually include it?
are the anatomical elements included in the pro bundle?
From what I've read of the rumors, all six anatomical elements are included!
Just couldn't wait til April 1 for this announcement could you.
...will it have dForce scales?
I believe it has Festive Balls.
with vellus hair?
am i the only one here thinking vellus skin is overkill for reptiles?
no worse than boobs on frogs and toads which DAZ users find acceptable
Do these boobs have dforce and vellus hair?
What the heck is a biguana?
Is that an exotic woman's name?
A dual...errr... Guana?
Big + Iguana / 1 + 0 / 1 = Biguana
What! That's so simple.... I feel like a fool.
I though it was Bi-Guana
as in a non-cis guana or multiple guanas.
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looks as uncomfortable to ride as a spikey dragon
Which is why it came with:
This is so funny..... as I read more I truly laughed out loud, multiple times.
Thank you so much..... :)
Oh..... I see I have a new picture..... well, some nameless folks got my glasses right, my rectangular mouth, my round head (hair is falling out)...
Gee, looks just like me..... :)
Certainly that is better than Bi-guano
Biguano will be the male version, whose release will be contingent on the popularity of Biguana.
These are the kinda threads I miss... I was just silently lamenting the old days when there would be at least one or two of these popping up in the commons every few days... Honestly, I wasn't really silently lamenting it, I was shouting it at a spider in the basement, but it was relevant to something else I was arguing about with it... mostly because it's too cold to go outside and shout at the squirrels.
Nowadays everyone's threads are so serious... "Does anyone personally know this hair?", "What is the best butt cloning plugin?", "Hair on a Dove?", or "Who's anatomical element is this?"...
That last one was really disturbing because it turned out to be a reference to a detached object found in a cupboard...
But anyway, I'm hoping Bicuriousguana 8.1 will herald a new wave of similar figures with quantum computer requirements... I'm tired of having nothing to really challenge my 550 Petaflop Fugaku Supercomputer 3000™ with 158,976 Fujitsu A64FX CPUs joined via Torus Fusion™, if one is going to engineer one of the biggest diamond heists and casino Oceans 42 1/2 type robberies in decades just to buy a ginormous red computer, one needs insane polygon counts to justify the effort.
Ignore the part about jewel heists... I meant I won that from an Pop-Tarts contest... or in a bingo game... it was a gift... is that really important?
But I'm already concerned about there not being any mention of an accurate pirate costume or Viking helmet for Biggieguana 8.1, I'm betting all we are going to see is skimpwear and assorted anatomical element bundles like we saw with the Millennium Toad... Geografted toad boobies are great and all, but how many does one really need? ...I mean really, how many?...
I'm asking for a friend... he's concerned he might have an obsession... it's perfectly natural to fantasize about toad boobies though.
Toad Boobies...
Thats fun to say...
Anyway...
What about environments? Hmmmm? Are we going to see a mega polygon version of Bigauntanomo Bay Resort for Bilingualuana 8.1?
No, I'm sure DAZ is just going to focus on dForce lingerie and Pac-Man support for Bipolarguana 8.1...
And I'm sure DAZ is never going to release a Bryce support plugin for Biodegradableguana 8.1 so I can get my copy of Bimboguana into Bryce 9.6 AR which DAZ still won't admit exists even though I've dreamed I used it at least three times, proving it is real.
I think all the hype and years of speculation on the ultimate arrival date of Bilbobagginsguana 8.1 was worth it if it really lives up to its ridiculous expectations.
Think of all those who lost their lives along the way fighting the powers that be just to see this day arrive... it makes me tear up... not just because I was rubbing onions in my eyes, or because I read a Facebook post that said rubbing onions in your eyes will keep vampires from stealing them, but because I wanted to rub onions in my eyes just in case I couldn't tear up enough over the thought of all those fallen comrades who probably fell down or got bored left waiting for this day to arrive...
Now we can finally say "It's Saturday!"... no, longer are we thanking god it's Friday, but finally we... wait... what was this about?
Oh f**k... that Bicycleoguana thing?... God, I shouldn't start posting after shouting at spiders... it makes me lightheaded... and I probably shouldn't have started shouting at spiders either, especially after standing in the below freezing cold, shouting at squirrels about them not paying off their gambling debts... and I probably shouldn't play poker with squirrels... I'm feeling that a lot of my choices lately are questionable... but in my defense, my brain seems to have thawed out now and I've finally have come to what passes for my senses.
Well, whatever... for some reason I have the desire to find the Millennium Toad and render up risqué images of sexy toads.
Toad boobies... heh-heh...
That's fun to say...
ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE !!! A Sound Track to go with my animation of Biguana Downhill Skiiing. Royalty free soundtracks are desperately needed here at Daz.
....hmm, flatulent dragons.
Reminds me of the introduction a gamemaster setup for a new character of mine in a role play game campaign years ago.
He was an elven lord with a Pegasus mount who was flung across dimensions by a powerful evil wizard to a place he could never have imagined. It was a strange realm indeed with lofty stone, glass, and metal towers much taller than even those of the great capital city in his homeland. On the roads below, also seemingly made of stone, there were strange multi coloured magically propelled carts some small some large moving at much quicker pace than even the fastest horse's gallop . As he was coming to his wits from the disorientation, he heard a loud roar from behind.
Wheeling his trusty flying mount about, he saw what appeared to be a massive dragon with metallic scales and odd markings heading his way, it's large plated wings outstretched but talons not yet extended. He ordered his steed to charge and as he passed beneath it sliced up into the beast's lower belly creating a shower of sparks and dislodging a few scales along with some strange objects from within that looked like...packages? On turning around to attack from behind he was beset upon by heat, smoke, and a most foul stench, worse than he ever known. As he pulled back to get out of the sickening plume and ready for its attack he watched somewhat puzzled that it continued on it's way. remarking, "Tis indeed a perplexing realm I've been dispatched to, one of fantastic towers and strange contrivances. where the great winged beasts of the air loose their noxious breath in such a foul manner, only then to cowardly fly away instead turn and fight."
Well… apparently, due to a naming conflict, Mediumguana HD had to be renamed to RegularSizeGuana HD. And that made some of the filenames too long so it had to be renamed again to RSGuana HD. But that created another naming conflict so it looks like they’re going to go ahead and call it Cat 8 since there will never be a product with that name.
...but what about the Unflatablefguana?
i luv biggie gwanna