I want a pig and it's pink and LoRez

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How LoRez is the pig?
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According to the Promo text: "Coming in at only 2,719 polygons ..."
If you are talking about the LoREZ Pig 2: "coming in at only 2982 polygons."
What caught me was that there appeared to be "materials" as well as "Iray materials". It doesn't come out and say that it will actually work in 3DL, but I thought that was promising.
Is this Lo Rez enough?
I waste entirely too much time making dumb things for stupid posts...
Actually, it's not even that low rez...it's 2,734 faces... and it's made out of N-gons... 2,700 of those polygon faces must be in the eyeballs alone.
When is this going to be in the store? And are you going to do other farmyard animals too?
Does it come with HD morphs, 32k normals and a Dforce vellus hair addon?
If not why ever not?!
Well... Actually... the UV map of the skin is a 65,536 x 65,536 high resolution map of pink... its the highest resolution of pink available on the market and helps the surface achieve a truer than true pink... (Technically, "Uberpink")... each individual pixel is then hand polished by an old world craftsman before it is individually fired in a electropolygonal kiln at 692° Z for 24 Nibits and placed on a four dimensional lathe for balancing and then matched to a Tru-Pink™ Universal Screen Calibration Pinkometer... I think the results are worth it, because you can really feel the pink... actually if you lick the screen you can taste it too... unless you have one of those cats that sits in front of your monitor and rubs it's butt on the screen to get your attention... then that might not be a good idea because the tuna afternotes will definitely distract from the deep palette of pinkitude.
OMG McGyver, you have totally made my week with that post
Absolutely hilarious!
Does it taste like that weird donut icing that you always think will taste of strawberries but doesn't? Which I assume is because it tastes of pink so pink you can't actually taste it. I assume all pink foods contain pink flavoring to some degree. Unless it's dilluted red. Unless the flavor of pink is actually just dilluted red. Then i'm unsure.
From your description it seems like it lacks vellus hairs, which was a dissapointment so great I went and screamed into a giant pit for 15 minutes. Unfortunately this heralded the attention of some weird voice from deep within that said it would end the world. Fortunately I talked him (I assume it's a him in the same way everyone calls ants and bees "him", which is usually wrong basically every single time, so it might have been a woman) out of it by promising that it would include vellus hair and dforce boobies. So, I think we both know what must be done. Saving the world is a small price to pay.
Some great post here :)
When I look back I missed the poly count as i was looking at the Pigsty page, thinking that was a cute character name for the Pig itself. Took a good 10 mins for the word to parse in my brain!
This is a must buy for me.
I really liked the pig cart, tho I can't figure out why I think I need one. LOL
Aaaaw! Adorable - thank you so much for your messages, they make me smile.
but does it fly? or are the wings extra?
Why would it need wings to fly? It might use a jet pack or a catapult(pigapult?). Perhaps there is going to be a mask and cape for it. Look in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Super Pig!
Not to forget, it already got a pusher prop to make it fly.
Most modern Flying Pigs™ are jet powered these days... Here we see the brave members of the Low Poly Flying Pig Force during their first patrol on August 34, 1972, high above the coast of Montana...
Awesome thread! Looking foward to a LoRez spider-pig addon with a ceiling-walk-cycle and footstep decals!
Does the boar morph have tusks like the original loREZ Pig?
This?
Nope, not if you mean the kind that protrude out of the mouth. But you do get floating teeth. So much better if you ask me.
There are also very visible seam lines.
Does the PA visit the forums? How is he with fixing his products? I'm kind of fed up with with buying a product, only to notice a problem the minute I load it...
looks to me like the seams are on the normal/bump map
Eek. I think I'll pass. The original may be a bit dated, but at least it has the boar morphs with tusks and textures. Thank you, blaz.
Thanks for the info, I removed LoREZ Pig 2 Bundle from my cart. I don't believe I have seen a response from Predatron in the customer side forums; but I could be wrong.
Some clarification.
The teeth and tongue deform with "Pot Bellied Pig" and "Snout Longer" morphs. Otherwise they are OK-ish.
The seams are only visible on the dirty preset, but all the dirt textures are problematic, not just bump and normal.
pig in no lipstick ?