would you be happy if
I-Jay
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would you be happy if you buy a new car and get the bottle car key?
Then you contact the support who then tells you he sees 2 cars here. What is the problem?
customer : Wrong key !
Support : Try the old key from the old car.
customer : Yes it works, but only with my old car.The new key does not work.
support : Congratulations you can now use the new car as you want !!!!
End
Unfortunately, this is what happens here at DAZ.
replaces "new car " with "application "
and "car key" with " License Key"
i need a drink, Cheers
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I'm so confused
...about how most sales here leave me.
Crikey I studied abstract algebra and still can't figure out sales here.
never had an issue with any license keys here at DAZ (knock on wood). Other apps however, don't get me started.
If you're taking about the incorrectly formatted license key for FIlter Forge 10, read this: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/comment/6789681/#Comment_6789681
What's a bottle car?
Did you mean cattle car?
Cattle cars don't generally have keys, unless you are counting the ones the cows inside have to their apartments or cow-mobiles... but if I didn't get a key to the cattle car, I'd be okay with that because I'd still have all the cattle inside it and I'd be happy about the wonderful friendships I'd surely make with all those new cow friends I'd have...
Unless they were evil cows who were being shipped off to cow prison for some horrible cow crimes like cannibalism, which although I can really understand, given how tasty most cows are, I still think that it would be in bad taste to make friends with cows that went around eating other cows... Because I know I'd be pretty annoyed with a cow if they were friends with Hannibal Lecter... but I think Hannibal Lecter mostly only ate really obnoxious people... not that I'm advocating one should eat anyone just because they are annoying, they should probably be well marbled and seasoned to perfection... or so I'm told... But I still would find it uncomfortable to entertain a friendship with a cow that condoned rampant human cannibalism...
I guess maybe if they were acquaintances with someone who occasionally partook in a little cannibalism on special occasions and holidays, I suppose maybe I'd hang out with that cow sometimes or have a beer with them, but I still wouldn't really feel 100% comfortable getting too close...
Theres always the possibility that the cannibal human friend of theirs made them curious about how tasty humans are and now that cow would want to see what all the fuss is about and next thing you know they'd be trying to eat me...
That happened with my friend's dog a while back, he was always making that stupid joke about how people are supposed to taste like chicken (they don't) and... oh by the way, I'm talking about my friend, not his dog... his dog couldn't talk...
Anyway...
I guess since my friend was always making that joke, so the dog got curious and decided to try eating me one day when I was alone with him...
Luckily it was one of those wiener dogs and he really only was able to get at my ankles a bit... and even then it barely looked like a hickey on my ankle if anything at all... initially I didn't even realize he was trying to eat me, but then I realized he was making nom-nom sounds and I was like "Yo... are you trying to eat me little wiener dog?"... he had a really stupid name which I always forgot, which is why I just addressed him so generically, but like I'm pretty sure he nodded "yes"... So I had to put an end to that quickly, so I put him out on the balcony of my friend's apartment for a time out...
Then I realized that the apartment with the balcony was a different friend's apartment...
Boy was I embarrassed...
Luckily, there was an open dumpster below, because wiener dogs can't fly and they don't do well with twelve story drops as I'd previously discovered... unfortunately the dumpster was being loaded into a garage truck at the moment...
I'm sure it all worked out, besides my friend never liked that dog because it was always farting and I'm pretty sure once a wiener dog tastes human flesh they are an unstoppable killing machine... given enough time and soft enough ankles... I mean maybe if you are laying unconscious on the floor in a puddle of meat tenderizer... then you could be in real trouble.
Anyway, if someone gave me the wrong keys to a car, I'd probably just hot wire it or go back in the office and demand the right key... especially if I bought the car and wasn't stealing it from a lot or something... generally, trying the keys is one of the first things I do when I buy a car... I suppose if it was a car one purchased from one of those used car apps or one of those Carvana vending machines, I could see where it might pose a problem if you didn't get the keys... But I don't like to think of that because buying a car on the Internet sounds kinda dumb and the thought of a car vending machine is just stupider than that... like what if the car gets stuck like a bag of potato chips... you can't shake a five story tall car vending machine until it drops down the car you bought... and where the hell do you get enough quarters to purchase a car?
Anyway, I hope whatever happened get resolved and none of the cows are carnivorous, and none of your pets were reading this over your shoulder and getting ideas about eating you... I'd feel really responsible if I read about that tomorrow in the newspaper... mostly because I don't have a newspaper subscription anymore and it would mean I had stolen my neighbor's newspaper again, which makes me feel really bad sometimes... not bad enough to stop, but still...
It's kinda late and I should probably go now because I've been awake for like twenty hours and I think I'm getting a little loopy... but I hope this helped make you aware of the dangers of having exposed ankles around wiener dogs and stuff like that... honestly I forget most of what I was writing about but I'm thinking it had to do something with losing the keys to a cow... ?
No?...
Anyway... good night.
...ugh "anklebiters", Lots of them around my neighbourhood. I try to keep my distance from them as I don't want then getting underfoot given my unsteady creaky joints. Last thing I need is someone who lives one of those 3,500$ a month apartments of three quarter million dollar condos suing me for accidentally stepping on their precious little Fifi while it was running around my feet while yapping up a storm. I still wonder how such a small animal can be so loud and obnoxious. The larger dogs I encounter in the area tend to be much far more mellow and well behaved.
That said.
yep, that's the point, filterforge 10 .( Thanks for the link but it doesn't get me anywhere in this case. i've never had any problems with my license keys...where to find them and how to enter them)
it's not formatted wrong...it's just wrong!
I did some research and found out the following:
i have downloaded all the previous versions i could find. Thanks to Google :)
Filter Forge 10.0 License Key not working
Filter Forge 9.0 License Key not working
Filter Forge 8.0 License Key not working
Filter Forge 7.0 License Key not working
Filter Forge 6.0 License Key not working
Filter Forge 5.0 License Key not working
Filter Forge 4.0 license key is working
heureka ...i bought filter forge 10 and got a license key for filter forge 4.0
Great deal
Sarcasm on
I am so happy now, I can use an old program that I didn't want to have for the price of the latest version.
Sarcasm off
It would depend on
lucky you, so far i have not had any problems either, until now
Great gallery at Devian Art
this is a separate study program and the available study places are strictly limited :)
yep i agree, but in this case it is more to my disadvantage
I suspect the anklebiters are inbred up to their eyeballs.
Cheers,
Alex.
I absolutely detest little yappy dogs. Pugs I hate the worst. Snot gobbing, crosseyed, slobbery deformities. I have no warm feeling for them other than sympathy for existing. And they are desperate for attention, either yapping up a storm or drooling snot into your shoes and doing the piss dance (with the expected results) on the carpet when you deign to give them a kind word. Disgusting creatures. Almost as detestable as pet parrots.
..many of the ones I see in my neighbourhood defintely are as it's mostly well to do people who live here who have them.
...Daz Sales Math 101.
Wasn't aware this was a Filter Forge issue... you should definitely inform them of whatever the problem is, either through an email, or on their forums...
If it's entirely a DAZ issue (which it seems to be) they might be able to help, but they might be able to make a more effective suggestion or expedite a solution.
Apparently even they have to file tickets with DAZ in certain circumstances.
I also received the wrong Filter Forge 10pro product key on the 15th of June, The product key is very similar to a format discussed in their FilterForge forum that states that this type of format was only used in their Filter Forge 4 product line https://www.filterforge.com/forum/read.php?FID=8&TID=15540.
I've communicated with filter forge and they confirmed that the key is in fact erroneous and not one of their version 10 key formats. They also stated that it's up to daz3d to correct the error .Daz3D only states that its a known issue and they're currently working on it.
Please see https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/comment/6860966/#Comment_6860966 and submit a ticket if needed.
To I-Jay , I've send you a PM with a reply from Filter Forge, Hope it resolves the issue
If you have already opened a ticket I believe you should now have an updated serial number. If not, please do open a ticket so Daz can fix it for you.