Ahoy Maties! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
What DAZ bounty ye be spending ye hard earned doubloons on?
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And here I thought it was only a Long John Silver's Restaurant promotion.
I won't be buying anything at DAZ the rest of the month. I have to replace a car window before I sell a car and get it off my hands.
The whole pirate talk schtick can be attributed (or blamed) on Robert Newton. Its an exaggerated UK Wect Country accent..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Newton
No no no, it should be "Ahoy!'n here I thought 'twas only a Long John Silver's Galley promotion. I won't be buyin' anythin' at DAZ the rest o' the month. I 'ave t' replace a car window afore I sell a car 'n get it off me hands."
Yarrr... sink me now... this be fine news!... and tis bout time, I've grown weary of landlubber-speak... as I've longed fer the parlance of the sweet trade these many months and felt the collywobbles lest I let loose the natural inclination of me bone box as I might when three sheets to the wind!
Well, this bouyes this ol' scallywag's spirit... to be fresh as paint, I'd fairly forgotten this day was upon us and feel a bit poked up that I should.
I best be on me way now, but keep a weather eye open and may the winds of fortune favor thee, me bucko!
Yo-ho-ho and all that drubgroggle.
well you all should be well stocked with pirates by now for renders
Being former navy, I would rather shoot pirates and sink their ships than talk like them. I know, I'm no fun, lol.
However, I have heard that there are pirates in Canada...
If yesterday was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", then is today "Wail Like A Pirate Victim" day for those of us who weren't pirates?
All the example her are of traditional Pirate speak. A more modern Pirate might say "I've almost found an exploit to get round the encryption key, when I've done that a script kiddie can copy the decoded data and sent it to lhe lamers for distrubution, ahaa!" Well, he probably wouldn't add the ahaa!
Better to talk to pirates. 12-pounders make for nice arguments.
yeah modern pirates steal movies and 3D content etc and sell it cheap or give it away packed with malware, viruses
If I would start talking like a german pirate - like maybe Klaus Störtebeker - here, nobody would understand me, I guess...