Give Your Laptop a Blow Job!

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  • RogerbeeRogerbee Posts: 4,460
    edited December 1969

    I use a 2tb external for backups and sundries and a 500gb for DS scenes and pics. If the 2tb goes bang I've still got most of the stuff on the main hard drive.

    CHEERS!

  • TaozTaoz Posts: 9,979
    edited April 2015

    I bought an air mattress pump for giving my big black tower a blow job.
    I grab the two nuts from behind and twist and pull it off first.
    Must slip it back snug after as get a cavity invasion warning on my BIOS otherwise.

    Yes, they're very powerful. I got this one for about $10, much more powerful than canned air (which actually isn't air, but some kind of gas which may have unwanted side effects on health, environment or whatever).
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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,602
    edited December 1969

    yes exactly like mine but yours half the price!!!

  • TaozTaoz Posts: 9,979
    edited December 1969

    yes exactly like mine but yours half the price!!!

    Well I would happily have paid $20 for mine, it's definitely worth it. :)

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,678
    edited April 2015

    Taozen said:
    I bought an air mattress pump for giving my big black tower a blow job.
    I grab the two nuts from behind and twist and pull it off first.
    Must slip it back snug after as get a cavity invasion warning on my BIOS otherwise.

    Yes, they're very powerful. I got this one for about $10, much more powerful than canned air (which actually isn't air, but some kind of gas which may have unwanted side effects on health, environment or whatever).
    --

    Yeah, I know, the "air" in the canned air bottles ain't air. And I keep meaning to find a better solution but I gave away my air mattress pump, I no longer have SCUBA tanks, bellows are unwieldy, my vacuum cleaner doesn't blow through a hose. So, I keep polluting the planet, and I pass the cost onto the customer. However, since I live in a rural area and just a mile or so down the road is a manure factory* with thousands of cows, my little bit of nastiness is hidden in the tons of aromatic methane compounds that waft over the town now and then. :sick:

    * No, really! They have a huge pond of ripening manure and every day a big tanker truck backs into the loading dock at the base of the pond and slurps the juice sloppily into its tank then drives through town leaving its drippings as practice for inexperienced trackers to follow. :grrr:

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  • Testing6790Testing6790 Posts: 1,091
    edited December 1969

    I did some laptop maintenance for a friend a couple years back because it was shutting down when he played games. It was so bad it had to be more of a hand job than a blow job :P The clumps of lint and dust were so thick I had to pick out the pieces with tweezers because they were wedged in so far.

    It was disgusting.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,257
    edited December 1969

    Taozen said:
    I bought an air mattress pump for giving my big black tower a blow job.
    I grab the two nuts from behind and twist and pull it off first.
    Must slip it back snug after as get a cavity invasion warning on my BIOS otherwise.

    Yes, they're very powerful. I got this one for about $10, much more powerful than canned air (which actually isn't air, but some kind of gas which may have unwanted side effects on health, environment or whatever).
    --

    Yeah, I know, the "air" in the canned air bottles ain't air. And I keep meaning to find a better solution but I gave away my air mattress pump, I no longer have SCUBA tanks, bellows are unwieldy, my vacuum cleaner doesn't blow through a hose. So, I keep polluting the planet, and I pass the cost onto the customer. However, since I live in a rural area and just a mile or so down the road is a manure factory* with thousands of cows, my little bit of nastiness is hidden in the tons of aromatic methane compounds that waft over the town now and then. :sick:

    * No, really! They have a huge pond of ripening manure and every day a big tanker truck backs into the loading dock at the base of the pond and slurps the juice sloppily into its tank then drives through town leaving its drippings as practice for inexperienced trackers to follow. :grrr:
    ...reminds me of the ending scene from one of my favourite films

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xg2v_T2XH8

    Warning: not for the faint of stomach (nothing violent or anything like that).

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,678
    edited April 2015

    Double post! :red:

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  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,085
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    pond and slurps the juice sloppily into its tank then drives through town leaving its drippings as practice for inexperienced trackers to follow. :grrr:
    ...reminds me of the ending scene from one of my favourite films

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xg2v_T2XH8

    Warning: not for the faint of stomach (nothing violent or anything like that).


    Wow. It's been a long time since I've heard anyone bring up The Magic Christian. Of course, thinking back on it, just about any film that has Ringo Starr in it is going to be eclectic: Help, Magical Mystery Tour, LIztomania, Candy, Sextette, Caveman... it says something when the most "normal" film of the bunch had a vocabulary of about twenty words. Gug pooka. Attuk zug zug Lana?
  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,678
    edited April 2015

    Sorry, I tried to correct the quoting from CyberSox13 above but it's too mucked up. Here's my comment.

    Yes, and that concept is still trending. LOL BFF WTF

    It used to be that a broad vocabulary was important, now "vocabulary" is not even in the vocabulary of most people. :-S

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