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Show us your Carrara Renders of Genesis 3 - They are Versatile

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  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945

    True !

     

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  • chickenmanchickenman Posts: 1,202

    Well now then here are some bad hair Chickens of Mine.

    The blue is a Silkie Hen and the other is a Silver Laced Polish Rooster.

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  • chickenmanchickenman Posts: 1,202

    Now to see what Chicken with a Genisis 3 Texture whood look like.

    Can't seem to edit previous posts anymore ho Icon for it now.

    Here is the Pic that did not upload properly.

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  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited July 2015

    Here is the symbol of my region...

    Chickens and all the animals in the world, be careful of him !

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  • SockrateaseSockratease Posts: 813

    Hmmmm...

     

    Cow And Chicken?

     

    Wasn't that a cartoon?

  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,584

    Dunno, but cow + chicken = chow...

     

    (yum!)

  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051
    edited July 2015

    :-)

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  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    I still haven't figured out which came first!
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  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051

    I have the answer!

    Basically, many, many moons ago there was a chicken-like bird. It was genetically close to a chicken, but wasn’t a full-blown chicken yet. Krulwich calls it a proto-chicken. So proto-hen laid an egg, and proto-rooster fertilized it. But when the genes from ma and pa almost-chicken fused, they combined in a new way, creating a mutation that accidently made the baby different from its parents. Although it would take millennia for the difference to be noticed, that egg was different enough to become the official progenitor of a new species, now known as … the chicken! So in a nutshell (or an eggshell, if you like), two birds that weren’t really chickens created a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken.

    Maybe the question we should be asking is: Which came first, the proto-chicken or the proto-chicken egg?


    Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/finally-answered-which-came-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg#ixzz3grPzsLca

  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050

    Well, it does involve procreation, so maybe the pun still works. Instead of cigarettes I should have given them cave-man clubs. ;-)

    Actually, it was probably somewhere in Asia that Proto-Colonel Sanders, introduced Proto-man bird to Proto-lady bird, which then resulted in our modern chickens.

  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051

    sorry, my beautiful daughter just made me a late brunch

     

    egg & bacon

    I'm thinking while I'm eating and typing... and she said to me she added cream to the scrambled eggs...

    mop & bucket to aisle 4 please

  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    I guess the yolk's on you! Ha!
  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051

    shouldn't that part of the world be in slumberzone by now !!

  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    Stezza said:

    shouldn't that part of the world be in slumberzone by now !!

    I wasn't in bed yet. It was about 8:20 PM in the US central time zone. What time was it for you when you posted? I assume from the comment about the late breakfast, it was before noon, possibly somewhere between 9:00AM and 11:00AM?
  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050

    Here's a little known fact about bovines that I think even Sockratease may not know:

    Until a calf is taught to eat grass, they are carnivores- I mean, Cownivores. I had to rescue my wife from one of the vicious little ladies today! That Fe Fe is really bloodthirsty!

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  • chickenmanchickenman Posts: 1,202

    All modern chicken trace thier genetic back ground to the red and green jungle fowl from SE Asia.

  • SockrateaseSockratease Posts: 813
    edited July 2015
    evilproducer said:

    Here's a little known fact about bovines that I think even Sockratease may not know:

    Until a calf is taught to eat grass, they are carnivores- I mean, Cownivores. I had to rescue my wife from one of the vicious little ladies today! That Fe Fe is really bloodthirsty!

     

    I always knew Cows could be Evil Bloodthirsty MonstersS

     

    Here's an image I attached last page, but didn't link to full sized, so I'll put it here as Proof!

     

     

    Nobody's wife would fare well against the Xenomoo!

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  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    Does it have acid for milk?
  • SockrateaseSockratease Posts: 813
    edited July 2015
    evilproducer said:
    Does it have acid for milk?

     

    Yup, Lysergic Diethylamide at that!

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  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    Sockratease said:
    evilproducer said:
    Does it have acid for milk?

     

    Yup, Lysergic Diethylamide at that!

    Kinda' walked into that one! LOL!

    But I thought it was lactic acid. ;-)

  • SockrateaseSockratease Posts: 813
    edited July 2015
    evilproducer said:
    Sockratease said:
    evilproducer said:
    Does it have acid for milk?

     

    Yup, Lysergic Diethylamide at that!

    Kinda' walked into that one! LOL!

    But I thought it was lactic acid. ;-)

     

     

    That comment made me go looking for an old render I did of The DAZ Cow wearing a Galactus outfit and towering over a city about to eat it  (just like in the old Jack Kirby comics!).  Called it Galactose Intolerant!

     

    But it is on an old external drive and I have 3 of those all full...  Couldn't find it on the first sweep.  Will look more later.

     

    But meanwhile, 3DUniverse's Toon Cow got into Cowrarra 8.5!

     

    She put on her Graduation Cap and went off to the Palm Tree scene in the wizard for a vacation.  Left me stuck in this Heck Hole  crying

     

    But she sent a vacation picture!

     

     

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,202

    needs more cowbell.................................but sadly

  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051
    edited March 2017

    Here is G3F or V7 driving the Mystery Machine looking for mysteriously disappearing threads with Scooby Doo

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  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051
    edited March 2017

    I think V7 and Scooby have found one of the missing posts....

     

    but I think Scrat has lost his nuts!

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  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,051
    edited March 2017

    Yep, Scooby has found one of the missing posts....

     

    but Rocky is beside himself!................... what have they done to Bullwinkle...

    Meanwhile V7 is in the Mystery Machine plugging the co-ordinates into the GPS to find more missing posts... and where is M7 during all this..

    Poor Rocky!

    and where did Scrat go......

     

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  • HeadwaxHeadwax Posts: 9,987

    ha ha, yes I like it , missing post :)

  • PhilWPhilW Posts: 5,145

    Funny! wink laugh

  • SileneUKSileneUK Posts: 1,975

    OMG... that is hilarious!  laugh Silene

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    I have to admit that this is so funny I am going to leave it here,  but I am going to remind people that querying Mod actions in the forums is not allowed, as per the ToS

    If you have any questions or concerns about moderator actions please open a support ticket or contact the moderation team at dazforummod@daz3d.com. Do not make a forum post on the issue as it will be removed.

     

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    rutro raggy

    missing a chartruse micro bus, got us a convoy

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