Hello! It's JasmineSkunk... I'm BACK!

2»

Comments

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 1,906

    carrie58 said:

    Welcome back ya cute lil'stinker you.

     

    HI Carrie! LOL...laugh Thanks! 

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 1,906

    It's so nice to see everyone! Thank you so much for taking time to say hi to me! smileyheart

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,051

    JasmineSkunk said:

    McGyver/LordVicore!! :) 

    How are you, friend? I most definately missed you and your stories!

    I am that skunk from Canada. But I didn't flee to Canada. I have fled FROM Canada. Summed up long story:

    I was a little skunk living with the Big Bad Wolf and his den of Devourers. So, lucky for me, I was miraculously turned into a rabbit - and I ran, ran ran for dear life, all the way back to the grand ol' US of A. Which is part of the reason I have been gone. I needed time to gather strength and courage and not be found by the Big Wolf and fam (real stalker). I have been on QUITE the adventure! The USA... had changed since I was last here... Alot. It's taken me some time to navigate being a skunk turned rabbit. 

    It's so good to see you! :)

    Well, I got some part about Canada right... I knew it was a country starting with "C", so it was either Canada, Cambodia, Cameroon or Crocodile Island... which technically isn't either an island or a country, but more of autonomous peninsula... run by Alligators, which makes even less sense when you realize Alligatoria is completely populated by Crocodiles...

    Geopolitics is very complex...

    Yep... the USA sure has changed since you were last here...  I'm not blaming you or anything... though it is a little suspicious... but anyway... I'm sorry to hear you have been going through some stuff and had wolf problems, but hopefully it will get better, or if it's already better, stay better or perhaps even get betterer... that's probably not a real word, but I'm trying to help the English language evolve... or devolve... it's hard to say with my writing.

    Either way, you should check out the "complaint thread" and "the stupid thread"... a lot of the old lot lurk around there and there are often chuckles to be had there... if you can get past the occasional extremely brain numbingly long posts some guy keeps posting about sentient cats with thumbs and ninja penguin peanut butter conspiracies... ugh... crazy stuff... and if had any shame, I'd be ashamed of that... not that I'm talking about me... I don't think so... I don't honestly know since I continued to write while I was answering tge phone and now I've forgotten who called and why, and what the hell I writing about...

    In keeping with my policy of no looking back, I'll not look at what I was writing previously and I'm going to barrel forward assuming it was something about the history of Crocodile Island and the Great Penguin Wars?... the book is definitely worth reading, but since it was ghost written by a Capybara, you have to take the whole account with a grain of salt... Unless you are one of those Capybara lovers who just believes everything they say, without fact checking...

    I honestly have no idea where that was going, but I decided to end it with sowing doubt on all capybara literature and media because that seemed like a good place to leave off... I'm not sure if that's because I'm lazy or I was making a very subtle satirical commentary on something deeper... honestly it's probably just lazy, but nobody will know (I sure as hell don't)...  

    Lately it's become very fashionable to write half finished stories about nothing and have the reader or viewer come to whatever conclusion they want... people get declared literary geniuses that way now and I'm really trying get in on that trend because I've never gotten a Nobel Prize in literature as far as I know, and it's been really bumming me out lately... I figure if I can confuse enough people into declaring me a genius, they'd have to give me a Nobel prize and then I could sell it and buy a PS5 or a Predator Drone or something cool like that... and it's not like people in general like or know history or even what happened last week...

    I bet at least three people assumed "Crocodile Island" and the "Great Penguin Wars" were real (they are)... (honestly)... and they are making all sorts of wild assumptions as to why that information is missing from history books and why I'm the only one brave enough to speak openly about them, despite the fact that I'm an insane liar who frequently blames raccoons for crimes he's committed...  but since Crocodiles are real (I think) and islands are probably also real... and penguins are nature's most deadly predators, people will take that tiny kernel of "information" and mix around in their brains like a wet glob of bubble gum where it will stick to random other bits of nonsense they picked up on the History Channel (I think it's called "The Sasquatch Network" now), tabloid headlines they've read at the checkout counter, Lunchables commercials, fever based hallucinations and random clumps of brain lint to weave an intricate story in their head which they'll attribute to my literary skills... when all I actually did was let predictive text write socks mystery and computer humor to koala was the best advice journalism in bread hamper.

    Eh... after a while predictive text loses its streak... 

    But anyway...

    Its good to see you back and I hope you stay around!

     

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,056

    Good to see you back. It has definitely been a long time since we've seen you. Hope you can catch up on all the new stuff. Have fun!

  • QuasarQuasar Posts: 638

    As a long time lurker who mostly posts to ask a question or share a helpful tip when I can, I remember you too. Welcome back. I hope you can have some fun making CG art again.

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 1,906

    McGyver said:

    Well, I got some part about Canada right... I knew it was a country starting with "C", so it was either Canada, Cambodia, Cameroon or Crocodile Island... which technically isn't either an island or a country, but more of autonomous peninsula... run by Alligators, which makes even less sense when you realize Alligatoria is completely populated by Crocodiles...

    ....

    But anyway...

    Its good to see you back and I hope you stay around!

     

    Thank you, McGyver!!! LOL... I missed that so much! laughheartheartheart

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 1,906

    frank0314 said:

    Good to see you back. It has definitely been a long time since we've seen you. Hope you can catch up on all the new stuff. Have fun!

    HEYYY, Frank! How are you and the fam? I hope I catch up too! Thanks! smiley

  • JasmineSkunkJasmineSkunk Posts: 1,906

    Quasar said:

    As a long time lurker who mostly posts to ask a question or share a helpful tip when I can, I remember you too. Welcome back. I hope you can have some fun making CG art again.

    I remember you, Quasar. Hi! Thank you! smiley

Sign In or Register to comment.