The I’m Too Sexy For My Sword Complaint Thread

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  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    I look into the skies, the rain falls, dark
    And your memory pulls at my soul, well
    What I have left after you were gone
    Even my tears are dry as dust.

    The Sun shines into my room, but it
    Can't kill the darkness that holds
    My heart, like your arms, like your face calls
    Me away from this pale empty space.

    In this awful silence I dream of you
    Gone so long, never forgotten, I wish
    That I owned my soul, still
    So I could sell it for you.

    After all this time, I have learned that
    Every moment I exist, I bleed into
    My own sucking wound, and I know
    I love you forever.

    ::down: :down:

    I'm OK, just,, demanding ghosts tonight,

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Rareth said:
    Rareth said:
    Jaderail said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!
    I'm seeing the way your going here. Please tell me your still working on the posing, it looks just a bit stiff at this stage.

    This is just a character study. She's going to be final-posed in the primary scene. Right now, it's just get her close, then when I import her into the eyeball/tentacle/cliff scene I'll adjust, since the zombie will be there and I'll need to adjust for interaction.

    I talk too much... :red: :red:


    they be going out for a beer together? :)

    Not.. exactly... :snake: :snake:

    The zombie wants to eat war vixens almost non-existent brains. War Vixen wants to get to Victoria's Secret before the sale ends.

    IT'S A CLASH OF THE TITANS!!! :ahhh: :ahhh:

    JADERIL - thanks for thew critique! I'll work hard on making the pose looser and more natural.. :red : :red:

    *rocking out to old ZZ Top, drinking beer, and.. writing..*


    Its coming along great, one thing though, add some facial expression? she looks a tad blank faced..

    I can tel you'e never seen the Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie :blank: :blank: :blank: :vampire:

    I regret to say I have seen it, SMG did a much better job in the role than Kristy Swanson

    I freely confess.. I have a monster crush on SMG.. :$:$:$

    She haunts my dreams..:red: :red:

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!


    :lol:

    But needs a little something...
    I got it! The outfit is not quite impractical enough, there would just barely be a little chafing. She needs some stiletto-heel knee-boots!

    I have some somewhere but couldn't chase them up.. :red: :red: Maybe next week...! :snake:

    Coming soon from Roger Corman to a theater near you!

    Shield-Maiden Vs The War-Vixen!

    Thrill! to the three-second battle to the death in the first ten seconds!

    See! Shield-Maiden wandering around searching for adventure for the next hour's-worth of filler!

    Sleep! through the final thirty minutes of credits!

    Scream! at the theater manager for your money back!

    Shield-Maiden Vs The War-Vixen!

    This film has not yet been rated.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Rareth said:
    tjohn said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!


    :lol:

    But needs a little something...
    I got it! The outfit is not quite impractical enough, there would just barely be a little chafing. She needs some stiletto-heel knee-boots!

    you mean like this person is wearing?


    Exactly, but in red so the boots match the rest of her outfit.

  • RarethRareth Posts: 1,462
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Rareth said:
    tjohn said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!


    :lol:

    But needs a little something...
    I got it! The outfit is not quite impractical enough, there would just barely be a little chafing. She needs some stiletto-heel knee-boots!

    you mean like this person is wearing?


    Exactly, but in red so the boots match the rest of her outfit.

    oh they come in every color the shader mixer can produce :)

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    oh mannn. 14.46 from createspace.

    aye y-aye aye. oh well, better than owing

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    I look into the skies, the rain falls, dark
    And your memory pulls at my soul, well
    What I have left after you were gone
    Even my tears are dry as dust.

    The Sun shines into my room, but it
    Can't kill the darkness that holds
    My heart, like your arms, like your face calls
    Me away from this pale empty space.

    In this awful silence I dream of you
    Gone so long, never forgotten, I wish
    That I owned my soul, still
    So I could sell it for you.

    After all this time, I have learned that
    Every moment I exist, I bleed into
    My own sucking wound, and I know
    I love you forever.

    ::down: :down:

    I'm OK, just,, demanding ghosts tonight,

    I can only offer
    Little words of cold comfort
    And the shared experience
    Of when the human heart
    Is stricken by sadness.
    Poor consolation for the disconsolate
    Is all I can offer.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,260
    edited December 1969

    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!

    That will help when they have the bridal gown dash! I think Macy's is in trouble lately, though. I'm not sure, but I thought they said this last one was the last one, at least in the Boston location.

    Dana

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,260
    edited December 1969

    Jaderail said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!
    I'm seeing the way your going here. Please tell me your still working on the posing, it looks just a bit stiff at this stage.

    This is just a character study. She's going to be final-posed in the primary scene. Right now, it's just get her close, then when I import her into the eyeball/tentacle/cliff scene I'll adjust, since the zombie will be there and I'll need to adjust for interaction.

    I talk too much... :red: :red:


    they be going out for a beer together? :)

    Not.. exactly... :snake: :snake:

    The zombie wants to eat war vixens almost non-existent brains. War Vixen wants to get to Victoria's Secret before the sale ends.

    IT'S A CLASH OF THE TITANS!!! :ahhh: :ahhh:

    JADERIL - thanks for thew critique! I'll work hard on making the pose looser and more natural.. :red : :red:

    *rocking out to old ZZ Top, drinking beer, and.. writing..*


    It should be made into a movie...who would believe it? :coolsmile:

    Dana

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

    I can.
    Well, my first grade teacher, not yours.
  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,260
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Rareth said:
    tjohn said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!


    :lol:

    But needs a little something...
    I got it! The outfit is not quite impractical enough, there would just barely be a little chafing. She needs some stiletto-heel knee-boots!

    you mean like this person is wearing?


    Exactly, but in red so the boots match the rest of her outfit.

    Nah, black and red are great together...very asian, too.

    Dana

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

    I can.
    Well, my first grade teacher, not yours.

    glad yoo qualified that, i was gonna ask teehee :)

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,260
    edited December 1969

    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

    Me neither, but I'm sure it started with Sister Mary...by mid second grade I was attempting to skip school every day. Mom finally got the message and got me out of there!

    Dana

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,519
    edited December 1969

    I am trying to figure out send in the clones to help making background plants in the scene I am working on

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited July 2013

    tjohn said:
    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

    I can.
    Well, my first grade teacher, not yours.

    glad yoo qualified that, i was gonna ask teehee :)
    Mine was Miss Hayes.
    When I was in elementary school, all the teachers were addressed as "Miss" plus their last names, regardless of marital status.
    There were no male elementary school teachers at my school.

    ETA: and no kindergarten. My kindergarten teacher was Bob Keeshan and my Mom and Dad. :)

    Post edited by TJohn on
  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

    :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:

    Feel better soonest!!!

    I'm okay, by the time I was posting my gripe, the stone had either passed or shifted to a position where it wasn't trying to agonize me. If there's something good about kidney or gall stones, it is that once they're out of the way, hurting stops instantly.

    Downside: there's likely to be more in store for later torment.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

    :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:

    Feel better soonest!!!

    I'm okay, by the time I was posting my gripe, the stone had either passed or shifted to a position where it wasn't trying to agonize me. If there's something good about kidney or gall stones, it is that once they're out of the way, hurting stops instantly.

    Downside: there's likely to be more in store for later torment.
    Here's hoping that doesn't happen.

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,260
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    tjohn said:
    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

    I can.
    Well, my first grade teacher, not yours.

    glad yoo qualified that, i was gonna ask teehee :)
    Mine was Miss Hayes.
    When I was in elementary school, all the teachers were addressed as "Miss" plus their last names, regardless of marital status.
    There were no male elementary school teachers at my school.

    ETA: and no kindergarten. My kindergarten teacher was Bob Keeshan and my Mom and Dad. :)

    I went directly into first grade, too, at 5. I was almost always the youngest in my class. When I graduated high school, there was one guy younger than me. I was always first in lines at school. If they lined us up by age, I was first. If they lined us up alphabetically, I was often first. If they lined us up by height, I was first. (I was exactly four feet high in 6th grade) I hated it most in high school gym class.

    Dana

  • JaderailJaderail Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    DanaTA said:
    tjohn said:
    tjohn said:
    i can't remember the name of my first grade teacher.

    I can.
    Well, my first grade teacher, not yours.

    glad yoo qualified that, i was gonna ask teehee :)


    Mine was Miss Hayes.
    When I was in elementary school, all the teachers were addressed as "Miss" plus their last names, regardless of marital status.
    There were no male elementary school teachers at my school.

    ETA: and no kindergarten. My kindergarten teacher was Bob Keeshan and my Mom and Dad. :)

    I went directly into first grade, too, at 5. I was almost always the youngest in my class. When I graduated high school, there was one guy younger than me. I was always first in lines at school. If they lined us up by age, I was first. If they lined us up alphabetically, I was often first. If they lined us up by height, I was first. (I was exactly four feet high in 6th grade) I hated it most in high school gym class.

    DanaI went in at 6 almost Seven due to my birth date, I was heavily prepped by my Mom and my Little Mom, my oldest Brothers wife. I think I spent the full year playing in a cardboard box with my 123's, ABC's, Cat Dog and such. The result? I was bored with school as I knew it when I started because in those days First grade WAS what Kindergarten teaches now. Second result? Special classes for me as I was not paying any attention in the normal ones. Took them 6 months to notice I did all the reading exercises in my first week.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited July 2013

    in 6th grade i was at a 12th grade reading level. terrible in math. had to redo a year of algebra >.< they didn't make me take geometry in high school.

    and now here i am dependent on geometry. destiny/fate has a warped sense of humor. ;)

    Post edited by Mistara on
  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,205
    edited December 1969

    Kyoto Kid said:
    And, the end of today's work! One pretty warry vixen, with huge nasty spear, ready to combat anything that gets between her and a sale at Macys!


    ...very nice.

    TY! It's a good satrt but it's hard to please people in here because they're used to Pixar-quality renders and amazingly lifelike characters...

    NOT!!!!!!!! :snake: :snake:

    ...heck, I'm still a big fan (and contributor to) the Realistic Renders...NOT!!!! thread.

    ...besides, photorealism is so overrated these days anyway. ;-)

    The Lady Grand at Poolside pic is probably the closest I've done to anything "life like" in a good while, and I forgot to put in the specular lighting (generally standard practise when using UE2). I'm more into the painterly "storybook/book cover" illustration and graphic novel look.

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Here's hoping that doesn't happen.

    Sadly, pretty sure it will. The question will be, "when". The last time I had gall stones was... umm, let me check... 2010, October. Back then it was bad enough that I had to drag myself to the hospital; compared to that, this one was breeze, even if I was frantically searching where the heck my Litalgin had been placed, and didn't find it when the full assault -- which feels like carnivorous hamsters inside your ribcage, trying to eat their way out -- began.

    Litalgin pills are pretty funny: first of all, they are BIG. Second, they are sort of coarse-surfaced, so they are HARD to swallow. Trying to take one while in the middle of agonizing attack is nigh impossible. Breaking one into two just makes it worse, as the inside tastes more horrible. And finally, trying to guzzle it down with water makes it even harder, as the surface is not hydrophobic, but kinkily hydrophiliac. I wonder what kind of ***hole genius came up with that design.

  • Lissa_xyzLissa_xyz Posts: 6,116
    edited July 2013

    Skiriki said:
    tjohn said:
    Here's hoping that doesn't happen.

    Sadly, pretty sure it will. The question will be, "when". The last time I had gall stones was... umm, let me check... 2010, October. Back then it was bad enough that I had to drag myself to the hospital; compared to that, this one was breeze, even if I was frantically searching where the heck my Litalgin had been placed, and didn't find it when the full assault -- which feels like carnivorous hamsters inside your ribcage, trying to eat their way out -- began.

    Litalgin pills are pretty funny: first of all, they are BIG. Second, they are sort of coarse-surfaced, so they are HARD to swallow. Trying to take one while in the middle of agonizing attack is nigh impossible. Breaking one into two just makes it worse, as the inside tastes more horrible. And finally, trying to guzzle it down with water makes it even harder, as the surface is not hydrophobic, but kinkily hydrophiliac. I wonder what kind of ***hole genius came up with that design.
    Be careful with gallstones. I had them on-going for 6 years, but since I never fit the profile I was always told it was IBS. Finally a nurse did an ultrasound of the area and caught them while I was in the ER. Needless to say I saw a surgeon and was in surgery within the span of a day or two from the ER visit to have my gallbladder removed. My surgeon was surprised I was still alive with what mine were doing to my insides. Apparently every time I felt the pain, it was my body trying to pass a gallstone, which resulted in it getting stuck in some tubes, which could've killed me during any attack.

    Having it removed was both a good and bad thing. The good: no more pain whatsoever. The bad: I gained weight because nothing caused me pain anymore. LOL

    Post edited by Lissa_xyz on
  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Morning. Warmish sun and a big bright blue sky to laze around under so far today :)

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    they making a tv series of SHIELD? but ... but Coulson?


    and Sleepy Hollow? interesting

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,519
    edited December 1969

    Does this look like fan art?

    AquaManfightsmysterygirl.jpg
    1518 x 938 - 667K
  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Here is a WIP render. Not finished, but it is a start.

    Hey nice characters Kulay. Leonine? Is that a word? Lovely anyway :)

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    JJ Cale - one of the best. :down: :down: :down:

    No worthwhile complaints - War Vixen is loading untextured, that's just annoying. I'm likely to use one of my leatherize shaders anyway, so.. meh.

    Bacon for brekkie! And coffee with REAL half and half! OMG a hedonistic delight!!! And yesssssssssssssss I ate the whole 12oz package! I munched 'em down as they came out of the fry pan.. they had no hope. :gulp: The world is not a safe place, if you're bacon!

    So today, I run a final backup of some videos I have, then it's done. While it backs up, I'll fight War Vixen again and see if I can figure out what's up with the textures. Once she looks decent, I'll give her a dagger and a spear (because, you know, swwrds are SO last millennium) and stick her in the eyeball/tentacle garden. Once that's done, it's ZOMBIE TIME! :vampire:

    Back to bacon and coffee! I hope everyone is having a good day! :coolsmile:

    ps. Sharktopus was horrible, I laughed my fins off! Weird fact- the beach where it attacked had about 50 women and one guy... how odd!

    You're gonna LOL at Sharknado :)

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    DanaTA said:
    ps1borg said:
    ps1borg said:
    Starship Troopers Invasion is on TV. 3D Animated not too cheesy, many asploding bugs :lol:


    oh kewl. i haz plans to watch it today. hoping the credits mention what s/w they used

    All the big Japanese studios get a mentions but no s/w

    concepys from Sola http://starshiptroopers.tumblr.com/

    My guy droning on :lol:

    So, is he Big Brother? Or one of his agents?

    Dana

    Agent 668, neighbour of the beast :lol:

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