Carrara Challenge IX - “The Joke is on Me" WIP Thread is Open

d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
edited May 2014 in Carrara Discussion

I want to thank Daz and our new sponsor Sadot & http://www.daz3d.com/Sadot for sponsor this next challenge!

Carrara Challenge IX "The Joke is On Me"

With Prizes Brought to You by Daz and Sadot http://www.daz3d.com/Sadot

DAZ has been very generous in encouraging these Carrara Challenges and has offered to support us once a month!
DAZ is donating:
1st Place: $100 towards Daz owned item(s).
2nd Place: $50 towards Daz owned item(s).
3rd Place: $25 towards Daz owned item(s).
In addition, two Honorable Mentions will receive a $10 Daz owned item.

This month’s sponsor is Sadot and winners will also receive items from his store.
1st place receives 3 items from his store,
2nd receives 2, and 3rd receives 1.
The honorable mentions also receive an item from his store.

Summary:
Each artist may submit up to two images by 9pm Eastern Time (ET), June 2, 2014.

For each image, the artist must use Carrara to render a PUNCH LINE to a joke!

I came about this from 2 things, one I just saw a headline on the longest joke in the world- Lost in the Desert. I also like images without a text story, I like images to tell the story, somehow my mind combined these two topics into Carrara Challenge IX !

The joke does not have to be in the final render, only the punch line needs to be rendered. You can also render out one-liners. You would submit the text of your joke and then the renderered image of your punchline.

example:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Rendered image of your punchline- Robin the piggy bank again.

example:
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

example one-liner:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

Jokes must follow Daz TOS for subject and taste.

1 Each submission must incorporate at least 2 (TWO) objects created or significantly enhanced in Carrara for that image.
2 Each submission must also incorporate at least one object using a water shader, that cannot be a lake, river or ocean as their object. It can be a glass of liquid, a tear, rain drops, slobber etc. It can have a lake or ocean in your render, but will still need another object with a water shader.

If an artist submits two images, then votes for the two images are combined for a single score for that artist, with limitations as described below. Voters may vote for up to three images.
Voters may also indicate one provisional tie-breaker/honorable mentions (not by an artist the voter voted for). The artist with the most combined votes receives the first place prizes.
Prizes are Daz owned items up to $100, $50, and $25 for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place finishers, respectively. Two honorable mentions receive a Daz owned item up to $10.

Not required in your entry, but since our Sponsor Sadot offers HDRI packages, there is an extra week in the submissions time for those with slower renders times and want to use HDRI in their renders.

Because of my work hours I'm using eastern times.
Dates to Remember:
- WIP Thread Opens: 9:00 PM ET May 12, 2014
- Submissions Open: 9:00 PM ET May 19, 2014
- Submissions Close: 9:00 PM ET June 2, 2014
- Voting Starts: 9:00 PM ET May June 2, 2014
- Voting Ends: 9:00 PM ET June 9, 2014
- If you are unsure of Eastern Time, go to this link to get the current ET date/time:
- http://www.worldtimeserver.com/current_time_in_US-MI.aspx

Entry Rules:
1) Each artist can post up to 2 (TWO) entries. All votes for images by the same artist will be combined into a single score for that artist. You may not give more than one vote to a single image, but you can vote for two images by the same artist.

2) All entries must be submitted into the "Challenge Entries" thread before 9:00 PM Eastern Time (ET) on June 2, 2014. Artists must provide (as a minimum) a title, a general description of the work (e.g., how it was done, post work (rule 4), created or significantly enhanced objects (rule 5), and a content/plugin credit list (if used) If you are going to be unavailable to post your final entry, post your final render in the WIP thread, indicating that it IS your final entry and provide all the necessary
information. It will transferred to the entries thread after it opens.

3) All renders must be done in Carrara. In the spirit of exploring Carrara’s full potential, plug-ins are allowed. For example, the LuxRenderer plug-in can be used. However, in this case, a WIP must be posted in the WIP thread, showing the scene set-up inside Carrara, and a description of how the LuxRendered was set up MUST be included. Other content use is allowed
and welcome, but MUST be credited. If you used HDRI, be sure to mention that too.

4) Postwork is allowed. But, if you use postwork, the raw render(s) going into your postworked image MUST be posted in the WIP thread, along with a brief description of what kind of postwork you did.

5) A minimum of 2 (two) objects in the scene must be created or significantly enhanced in Carrara. See the section below for examples of what constitutes "significantly enhanced."

6) At least 2 Works in Progress (WIPs) must be posted in this (WIP) thread before your final render is uploaded to the contest thread.
If you use postwork, at least one WIP must include the raw Carrara render and describe your postwork plans, pursuant to rule (4).
Other WIPs can be pre-render screenshots of the scene set-up, low quality samples, early drafts, and hand-drawn sketches with thoughts and ideas you are playing around with. Also, when you post your WIPs, please share what you are planning, problems you are working through, and breakthroughs you have discovered.

7) Content and Plugin use are allowed and welcome, but MUST be fully credited in the contest thread when your entry is posted.

8) All renders must be specially created for this challenge and previously unpublished.

9)The text of your joke last so it appears just above the rendered image punchline, unless it is a one-liner, then the rendered image will be it.

Voting and Scoring Rules:
1) Anyone with a DAZ account can give 1 vote each for up to three different images. You may vote for each image entry only once.
However, each entry selected by the voter provides the artist with one vote (point). Thus, if an artist has submitted two entries,
and a person gives one vote to each entry and the third vote to another artist’s entry, then the voter will have given 2 votes (points) to
the first artist and one vote (point) to the second artist. Voters may not give two votes to the same image entry. Voters may not give three votes to the same artist.

2) Contestants may not vote for their own images- Do not not vote for Host Image- It is not up to win any prizes, But I do want to enter.

3) Voting can begin immediately after the submission close date/time.

4) Voters may provide one provisional tie-breaker/honorable mention vote. A tie-breaker/honorable mention vote may be cast for an entry of an artist that the voter has not
voted for. Tie breaker votes are not counted unless there is a tie for first, second, or third place.

5) If artists receive the same vote total, the first tie breaker will be to count the tie-breaker votes among the tied participants. If there is still a tie,
the contest sponsor (Sadot) will break the tie.

6) The challenge coordinator (kashyyyk) cannot place for any prize.

7) Anonymous votes will be accepted with just cause. Send me (kashyyyk) a PM with the entries you are voting for, along with an explanation of just cause. If persuaded that the cause is just,
I will add an "anonymous" post to the contest thread.

What are "created or significantly enhanced" objects?
1) Creating an object in Carrara’s vertex modeler, the spline modeler, or the metaball modeler.
2) Morphing or modifying an object (including a primitive) beyond recognition or cutting parts from it, and using it for something completely different.
3) Covering an object with fur or creating dynamic hair for it.
4) Rigging and using that rig to pose an object.
5) Altering or creating UV-maps, or creating special shaders or textures.
6) Using the 3D-paint feature to texture the object or create shaders, shader masks, distribution maps, etc.
7) Creating unique variations of things like plants, oceans, particle generators, terrains, clouds, etc.
8) Inventive use of replicators. Just replicating an object doesn’t count as significantly enhanced, but creating new shapes using replicated objects does, or using distribution maps or nested replicators to create environments or interesting concepts would also count.
If you are not sure whether your enhancements qualify, please ask in this thread.

Please support these wonderful artists:

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Summary/Final Words:
Remember, the aim is to have fun, learn and share a little about Carrara with others, show off Carrara’s versatility and strengths, and show off your personal artistic and Carrara talents! So let the rendering begin!

Apologies to prior challenge coordinators for plagiarizing their postings, including this apology. I do want to thank them too for keeping these challenges going so smoothly!

The work in Progress Thread will be open until June 2, 2014, at 9pm Eastern Time. The submissions thread will open May 19-June 2 9pm ET.

So get your game faces on!

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  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173
    edited December 1969

    wonderful concept, so many people on the forum have a great sense of humor. No idea where i plan to go, but here is a start,

    The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

    12. Chateau Traileur Parc
    11. White Trashfindel
    10. Big Red Gulp
    9. Grape Expectations
    8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays" [Kruse, Keith M] (Translated "Shit of the Land")
    7. NASCARbernet
    6. Chef Boyardeaux
    5. Peanut Noir
    4. Chateau des Moines
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    2. World Championship Riesling

    And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ..

    1. Nasti Spumante

    http://www.jokersrevenge.com/one-liner166.htm

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Yeah, it's going to be tricky, but that extra week should help.

  • HeadwaxHeadwax Posts: 9,989
    edited December 1969

    looking good kashyyyk, nice work :) looking forward to playing.!

  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,584
    edited December 1969

    I'm putting my thinking cap on for this one...

  • SileneUKSileneUK Posts: 1,975
    edited December 1969

    Oh what nostalgia...when I first flew over to UK a long time ago, to have my first long visit with husband-to-be, he was rather shy and told me some really corny jokes on the long drive from the airport. There's one with a pun that is perfect. Hope I have time and ability so translate it to a scene. Never done water drops before. Time to practice!!

    Great theme, thanks kashyyk!

    xx :) Silene

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    Sorry but I don't understand well the significance of “Punch line”…
    A punch can be good to drink but not good to receive, it's the limit of my English knowledge…:-S

  • eyeseeeyesee Posts: 172
    edited May 2014

    punch line

    noun phrase.

    "The climactic phrase or statement of a joke, producing a sudden humorous effect."


    Translation produced by Google Translate

    "L'expression paroxystique ou déclaration d'une blague, produisant un effet humoristique soudaine"


    An example.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" -this is the punch line


    Translation produced by Google Translate

    Un exemple.

    Q: Comment gardez-vous votre mari à la lecture de votre e-mail?
    A: Renommer le dossier de courrier à "manuels d'instructions", c'est la ligne de puch

    Hope that helps :-)

    Eyesee (Jedi Tea Master - "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. SET a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life!" - Terry Pratchet)

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  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    Thanks Dark Vador !

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    eyesee said:
    punch line

    noun phrase.

    "The climactic phrase or statement of a joke, producing a sudden humorous effect."


    Translation produced by Google Translate

    "L'expression paroxystique ou déclaration d'une blague, produisant un effet humoristique soudaine"


    An example.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" -this is the punch line


    Translation produced by Google Translate

    Un exemple.

    Q: Comment gardez-vous votre mari à la lecture de votre e-mail?
    A: Renommer le dossier de courrier à "manuels d'instructions", c'est la ligne de puch

    Hope that helps :-)

    Eyesee (Jedi Tea Master - "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. SET a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life!" - Terry Pratchet)

    Yes but if she discovers the truth, it's really the “punch line” on my head!

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  • eyeseeeyesee Posts: 172
    edited December 1969

    Ha Ha Ha, Nice One ! :lol:

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Thanks eyesee, great response, hope to see an entry from you!

  • Philemo_CarraraPhilemo_Carrara Posts: 1,175
    edited December 1969

    @DUDU
    As I'm sure you guessed it, the punch line can be translated as "la chute".

    @kashyyyk
    Illustrating a punch line is a neat idea. The only issue I see with it is the cultural background. Famous punch lines in French may not be very relevant in this group. So, there is an extra research for those of us who are not from an English speaking country.

    But, I'll try it anyway ;-)

    BTW, are jokes on the delivery of Carrara 9 allowed ?

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Philemo said:

    @kashyyyk
    Illustrating a punch line is a neat idea. The only issue I see with it is the cultural background. Famous punch lines in French may not be very relevant in this group. So, there is an extra research for those of us who are not from an English speaking country.

    My first thought is I think a good rendered images are going to win, and the quality of the joke will probably be secondary, and everyone here is smart enough should be able figure it out. My second thought is if it's so cultural only, maybe find another joke. I'm in Michigan and a few cities have redneck jokes about them, only those in this area would understand them so I wouldn't tell the joke to someone in another state and certainly not another country.


    BTW, are jokes on the delivery of Carrara 9 allowed ?


    They are our sponsor.
  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173
    edited May 2014

    Recognizing that previous winner has complete dictatorial power, and also saying that I really like and support the punchline concept, I do think that Philemo has a good point. There are a lot of jokes based on misdirection, words that sound alike, and word order in the sentence (especially in English). Maybe people should be able to provide the setup with their punchline, if appropriate.

    On the other hand, there are some jokes that are not really language based, such as slapstick comedy. But given the predominance of English speakers on this forum, a restriction that doesn't let people frame their punchline might not provide a level playing field.

    I am attaching an example. There is a standard joke set-up in English that asks, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer, is, "to get to the other side." Stupid joke that every child learns. So now there are books full of jokes that have variations on that setup. In English, "side" sounds like "slide." So a corny variation of the chicken joke might be like the following attached image. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other slide.

    It probably does not translate in many other languages even if the chicken/road setup is familiar because the word for slide might not sound like the word for side.

    I totally support Kashyyyk in whatever decision is made, and think the punchline concept is fantastic, but I did want to express support for the concern that is being raised. Maybe an accommodation is possible.

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  • Philemo_CarraraPhilemo_Carrara Posts: 1,175
    edited December 1969

    kashyyyk said:

    My first thought is I think a good rendered images are going to win, and the quality of the joke will probably be secondary, and everyone here is smart enough should be able figure it out.

    I agree and that's why I said I would enter the challenge anyway.
    Please do not take it badly, I was just setting a point, expanding from DUDU's question. Maybe my (not so good) English is responsible there. It's difficult to pass nuances in a language that is not your own.

    kashyyyk said:

    My second thought is if it's so cultural only, maybe find another joke. I'm in Michigan and a few cities have redneck jokes about them, only those in this area would understand them so I wouldn't tell the joke to someone in another state and certainly not another country.

    I'll try that. I think I have decided the joke for my first entry. It will be a lawyer joke. It's culturaly typically american, but that can cross cultural and language barrier. You just have to substitute lawyer with any profession well known for it's greediness and lack of moral stand. I just hope there isn't any lawyer in that forum :-) I was about to try a blonde joke when I thought of Silene :-)))



    BTW, are jokes on the delivery of Carrara 9 allowed ?


    They are our sponsor.

    Yeah, I know. That's why I was asking. OK, let's forget it.

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    However you want to setup your joke is fine, as long as the punchline is rendered. Setup to a joke is fine if you feel it's needed, i don't want it harder to tell your joke.

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    Did I understand well ? Is this good for a WIP ?

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,979
    edited December 1969

    This is a contest with my name all over it!

    Being a bad joke-o-holic, picking the right one is the biggest issue ;-)

  • DartanbeckDartanbeck Posts: 21,583
    edited December 1969

    Totte said:
    This is a contest with my name all over it!

    Being a bad joke-o-holic, picking the right one is the biggest issue ;-)Not me. I am not much of a joke person... stuck in a rut, yet again! :ahhh:
    Rules, rules!
    However you want to setup your joke is fine, as long as the punchline is rendered. Setup to a joke is fine if you feel it's needed, i don't want it harder to tell your joke.

    It might be beneficial if we include our joke in the final render submission.
  • DartanbeckDartanbeck Posts: 21,583
    edited December 1969

    Did I understand well ? Is this good for a WIP ?
    I'm laughing... so... is that a good sign?
  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Totte said:
    This is a contest with my name all over it!

    Being a bad joke-o-holic, picking the right one is the biggest issue ;-)Not me. I am not much of a joke person... stuck in a rut, yet again! :ahhh:
    Rules, rules!
    However you want to setup your joke is fine, as long as the punchline is rendered. Setup to a joke is fine if you feel it's needed, i don't want it harder to tell your joke.

    It might be beneficial if we include our joke in the final render submission.

    Yes the joke with the final render-

    "You would submit the text of your joke and then the renderered image of your punchline."

  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,069
    edited December 1969

    Did I understand well ? Is this good for a WIP ?

    I must be two tyred... I don't get it ;-)

    I may have to stay out of this one as Aussie jokes are always taken the wrong way by other nationalities .. and all my jokes won't pass Daz ToS :-)

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Did I understand well ? Is this good for a WIP ?

    Very good!

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Totte said:
    This is a contest with my name all over it!

    Being a bad joke-o-holic, picking the right one is the biggest issue ;-)

    That's funny, I use to work with a girl named Jill who told jokes that where so bad even little kids rolled their eyes. So after that we always called bad jokes "Jill Jokes". And when we announced it as a Jill joke she was always going, "What? What?" That made them funny.

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:
    Did I understand well ? Is this good for a WIP ?

    I must be two tyred... I don't get it ;-)

    I may have to stay out of this one as Aussie jokes are always taken the wrong way by other nationalities .. and all my jokes won't pass Daz ToS :-)

    That is the punchline. When it's a final submission, it will include the joke and the image as the punch line.

  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,069
    edited December 1969

    kashyyyk mine was a Jill Joke attempt.. lol

    two tyred....

  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:
    kashyyyk mine was a Jill Joke attempt.. lol

    two tyred....

    The problem with you Aussie jokes if your horrible spelling. Black is the color of the round things on cars that we call tires! Sometimes we keep a spare in the trunk, but only rarely under the hood. A flat is a tire with a hole in it and not an apartment. ;-P

  • HeadwaxHeadwax Posts: 9,989
    edited December 1969

    ¿Puedo hacer esto? Hay tres hombres en un avión, un estadounidense, un escocés, un mexicano y un australiano, y uno de los motores del avión explota, .....
    etc y luego el chiste es, esperar a que se

    y luego el mexicano lanza el estadounidense del avión!!

    hahahahah :)

    hacemos bromas del papá en Australia, así que ten cuidado!

  • HeadwaxHeadwax Posts: 9,989
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:
    kashyyyk mine was a Jill Joke attempt.. lol

    two tyred....

    The problem with you Aussie jokes if your horrible spelling. Black is the color of the round things on cars that we call tires! Sometimes we keep a spare in the trunk, but only rarely under the hood. A flat is a tire with a hole in it and not an apartment. ;-P

    not so bad as new zillanders
    they have feesh and cheeps, and they count one two three four five sex seven eight
    not to mention the sheeep

  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,584
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:
    kashyyyk mine was a Jill Joke attempt.. lol

    two tyred....

    The problem with you Aussie jokes if your horrible spelling. Black is the color of the round things on cars that we call tires! Sometimes we keep a spare in the trunk, but only rarely under the hood. A flat is a tire with a hole in it and not an apartment. ;-P

    Oi! that's proper English you're insulting there, not just Strine! ;-P

    And since we're all insulting the Kiwis, here's a couple of Kiwi jokes. (I should point out, I have relatives in both Godzone AND the West Island... ;) )

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?,
    Statue,
    Statue who?
    Statue BRO?

    Rangi was standing on the door step watching Tama collecting the rubbish.
    As Tama went by he yells out to Rangi
    "Hey bro where's you bin?"
    Rangi replies, "I bin in Australia"
    "NO" replies Tama "where's your wheelie bin?"
    "Oh I wheelie bin in jail, but I like to tell people I bin in Australia."

    And an English joke for good measure:
    Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
    But give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world.


    Trunks belong on trees. And elephants. Not on cars. ;-P

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