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Carrara Challenge IX - “The Joke is on Me" WIP Thread is Open

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  • DartanbeckDartanbeck Posts: 21,583
    edited December 1969

    Tim_A said:

    Trunks belong on trees. And elephants. Not on cars. ;-P
    So what do we put on a car... a bonnet? :ahhh:
  • evilproducerevilproducer Posts: 9,050
    edited December 1969

    Dartanbeck said:
    Tim_A said:

    Trunks belong on trees. And elephants. Not on cars. ;-P
    So what do we put on a car... a bonnet? :ahhh:

    Bonnets belong on margarine or Amish women.

  • eyeseeeyesee Posts: 172
    edited December 1969

    And Baked Beans give me gas. But I'm not going to try and put it in my petrol tank. [Winces] :ohh:


    Eyesee (Jedi Tea Master - Milk or lemon?)

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:
    kashyyyk mine was a Jill Joke attempt.. lol

    two tyred....

    LOL

  • AntaraAntara Posts: 444
    edited December 1969

    kashyyyk said:

    Entry Rules:
    1) Each artist can post up to 2 (TWO) entries. You can enter 2 images for a single theme, 1 for each theme, or just 1 image for 1 theme.

    I am confused: What's the second theme?

    This punch line theme is going to be interesting for me to watch.

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:
    DUDU_00001 said:
    Did I understand well ? Is this good for a WIP ?

    I must be two tyred... I don't get it ;-)

    I may have to stay out of this one as Aussie jokes are always taken the wrong way by other nationalities .. and all my jokes won't pass Daz ToS :-)

    If we must only refer to his local culture, I would make only jokes on the sex!
    There are enormously international gags, the whole is to see that with the eyes of a child who looks at a toon…

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    Antara said:
    kashyyyk said:

    Entry Rules:
    1) Each artist can post up to 2 (TWO) entries. You can enter 2 images for a single theme, 1 for each theme, or just 1 image for 1 theme.

    I am confused: What's the second theme?

    This punch line theme is going to be interesting for me to watch.

    I used some of the previous challenge text and didn't notice this and will edit it out. But 2 images s is for those who can't decide on a joke and just want to do 2 of them.

  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173
    edited December 1969

    kashyyyk said:

    I used some of the previous challenge text and didn't notice this and will edit it out.

    Much sympathy.:-)

    "No one party can fool all the people all the time."
    - pause -
    "That is why we have two parties."
    Bob Hope

  • GarstorGarstor Posts: 1,411
    edited December 1969

    evilproducer said:
    The problem with you Aussie jokes if your horrible spelling. Black is the color of the round things on cars that we call tires! Sometimes we keep a spare in the trunk, but only rarely under the hood. A flat is a tire with a hole in it and not an apartment. ;-P

    Never before has evilproducer's tagline made more sense!

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    diomede64 said:
    kashyyyk said:

    I used some of the previous challenge text and didn't notice this and will edit it out.

    Much sympathy.:-)

    "No one party can fool all the people all the time."
    - pause -
    "That is why we have two parties."
    Bob Hope

    Where do i find that support group?

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,979
    edited May 2014

    Sorting out too hard to render jokes ;-)

    - What's long and hard and given to a girl by a Polish man?
    - The last name.

    - How often do you have elections in Japan?
    -Evely molning sil, evely molrning

    - The Norwegian car service technician was told to check the flashers.
    - Working, now they're not. Working, now they're not.

    - Mommy, why are there no mushrooms in the mushroom soup?
    - Shut up, have you ever seen a Shepard in a Shepard's Pie!


    - Little Jack was overrun by a steam roller, he is now at the hospital, room 4,5,6 & 7


    -Three redneck hunters saw a track. The first one said:
    - "Look, this is Bison, I'm sure it's Bison.
    The second one said:
    - "No, it's wolf, I'm sure it's a wolf.
    The third one said:
    - "Idiots, can't you see it's Grizzly bear."
    Then the train came.

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  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173
    edited December 1969

    Stezza said:

    I may have to stay out of this one as Aussie jokes are always taken the wrong way by other nationalities :-)

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  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    Totte said:
    Sorting out too hard to render jokes ;-)


    - The Norwegian car service technician was told to check the flashers.
    - Working, now they're not. Working, now they're not.



    är du svenska? (Are you Swedish ?)

  • d-j-od-j-o Posts: 345
    edited December 1969

    DUDU_00001 said:
    Totte said:
    Sorting out too hard to render jokes ;-)


    - The Norwegian car service technician was told to check the flashers.
    - Working, now they're not. Working, now they're not.



    är du svenska? (Are you Swedish ?)

    I am, only know a few swear words though.

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    You know whereas there are always swedish jokes against the Norwegians, it is the same thing with the Frenchs in connection with the Belgians…:cheese:

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    And English joke about the Irish.

    Have you heard the one about the Irish Sea Scout........he drowned trying to pitch his tent.

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    And English joke about the Irish.

    Have you heard the one about the Irish Sea Scout........he drowned trying to pitch his tent.

    But I am sure that the Irishes also have some about the English, here in Belgium, we have a lot about the Frenchies !

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited May 2014

    No actually THe Irish tell jokes about Kerrymen (Kerry is a County in ireland)

    A Kerryman stated in his will that he wished to be buried at sea. Three of his friends were drowned, digging the grave.

    Post edited by Chohole on
  • DartanbeckDartanbeck Posts: 21,583
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    No actually THe Irish tell jokes about Kerrymen (Kerry is a County in ireland)

    A Kerryman stated in his will that he wished to be buried at sea. Three of his friends were drowned, digging the grave.

    ROTFLMAO!!!!
  • TangoAlphaTangoAlpha Posts: 4,584
    edited December 1969

    Ireland's worst ever plane crash occurred this morning, when a two-seat light aircraft crashed into a cemetery outside Dublin. So far rescuers have recovered 827 bodies...

  • DartanbeckDartanbeck Posts: 21,583
    edited May 2014

    Edit... oh my, can I ever be dim sometimes! Oh...

    Post edited by Dartanbeck on
  • StezzaStezza Posts: 8,069
    edited December 1969

    diomede64 said:
    Stezza said:

    I may have to stay out of this one as Aussie jokes are always taken the wrong way by other nationalities :-)

    lol.. that happens all the time downunder...

    and we can take the p!ss out of ourselves ..

    Q. What do you call a paddock full of Irishmen?

    A. A paddy field

    Q. What do you call a paddock full of Australians

    A. A vacant lot

  • DiomedeDiomede Posts: 15,173
    edited December 1969

    A Cuban, a Frenchman, an American, and an American lawyer are riding on a train. The Cuban begins praising one of his nation's most famous products.

    "In Cuba", he says, "we make the world's finest cigars. Just smell this beautiful hand-rolled cigar. Furthermore, we make them in such abundance that we can waste them with impunity". Saying that, he tosses the cigar out the window of the speeding train.

    The Frenchman responds, "Oui, that is quite true, and in my country we make the finest cheeses". He displays a hunk of fine cheese to the others and says, "France is famous for its fine cheeses, and we produce so much that we too can waste them without a thought." Saying that, he casts the cheese out the window of the train.

    The American gets up and throws the lawyer out the window.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,979
    edited December 1969

    DUDU_00001 said:
    Totte said:
    Sorting out too hard to render jokes ;-)


    - The Norwegian car service technician was told to check the flashers.
    - Working, now they're not. Working, now they're not.



    är du svenska? (Are you Swedish ?)

    Men javisst ;-)
    We're several Swedes here (we just hide very well).

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    Totte said:
    DUDU_00001 said:
    Totte said:
    Sorting out too hard to render jokes ;-)


    - The Norwegian car service technician was told to check the flashers.
    - Working, now they're not. Working, now they're not.



    är du svenska? (Are you Swedish ?)

    Men javisst ;-)
    We're several Swedes here (we just hide very well).

    I know very well Sweden (especially north) and the mentality in connection with the Norwegians… When they begin with the akvavit, it's terrible ! %-P

  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,979
    edited December 1969

    DUDU_00001 said:
    Totte said:
    DUDU_00001 said:
    Totte said:
    Sorting out too hard to render jokes ;-)


    - The Norwegian car service technician was told to check the flashers.
    - Working, now they're not. Working, now they're not.



    är du svenska? (Are you Swedish ?)

    Men javisst ;-)
    We're several Swedes here (we just hide very well).

    I know very well Sweden (especially north) and the mentality in connection with the Norwegians… When they begin with the akvavit, it's terrible ! %-P

    Norway and Sweden has a love-hate relationship. As a Danish friend once said. Once Sweden was an European superpower, but when we got Norway from Denmark as a war tribute, we stopped to fight wars. Never ever again did we want to get something like that;-)

  • DUDUDUDU Posts: 1,945
    edited December 1969

    My first WIP for this new challenge.
    Here, I built all myself, except the characters and clothes of the two nurses whom I strongly modified.
    The glass of the door is a basic water texture preset of Carrara.

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  • That Other PersonaThat Other Persona Posts: 381
    edited May 2014

    Jag pratar lite gran svenska! (I speak a little, very little, Swedish)

    I didn’t know about the love-hate with Norway… My friends talked about Finland.

    Post edited by That Other Persona on
  • TotteTotte Posts: 13,979
    edited December 1969

    That's why I stick to English. Swedish is like Latin, very few do understand it ;-)

  • That Other PersonaThat Other Persona Posts: 381
    edited May 2014

    My experience in Sweden (a few short months years ago) suggested that many Swedes speak better English than many of my countrymen and women in the US... well, at least the corner of it where I grew up.

    Post edited by That Other Persona on
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