Never mind, ignore this

jasonkjasonk Posts: 42
edited March 2015 in The Commons

Never mind, ignore this

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  • R25SR25S Posts: 595
    edited December 1969

    I made a quick check and, for me, it works

    (on the other Hand... yesterday the free item did not work - it worked today)

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,676
    edited December 1969

    Wheee! Open thread!

  • nobody1954nobody1954 Posts: 933
    edited December 1969

    jasonk said:
    Never mind, ignore this

    One cannot simply ignore an abandoned thread.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    pounce loose thread, pounce ... pounce

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,558
    edited December 1969

    jasonk said:
    Never mind, ignore this

    What is this? How do I ignore something I do not know what it is?

  • cdemeritcdemerit Posts: 505
    edited December 1969

    jasonk said:
    Never mind, ignore this

    What is this? How do I ignore something I do not know what it is?


    Yes, We need details.....

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,676
    edited December 1969

    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

  • cdemeritcdemerit Posts: 505
    edited December 1969

    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Could be my nightmare come true.... Squirrels with whips....

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,676
    edited December 1969

    cdemerit said:
    ...

    Could be my nightmare come true.... Squirrels with whips....

    That's me. Sadistic and a little squirrely. ;-s

  • nobody1954nobody1954 Posts: 933
    edited December 1969

    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Polar bear in a snow storm.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,558
    edited December 1969

    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Sounds like this project of mine that I have been commissioned to do.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,676
    edited December 1969

    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Polar bear in a snow storm.

    black cat in a coal bin at night

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Polar bear in a snow storm.

    black cat in a coal bin at night

    Green snakes in teh grass.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,558
    edited December 1969

    i so want to ignore this but i forgot how.

  • alexhcowleyalexhcowley Posts: 2,392
    edited December 1969

    There is no abandoned thread that cannot be improved with a picture of the world's cutest cute little furry animal, the Red Panda. And, unlike polar bears, it doesn't eat people.

    Cheers,

    Alex.

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,676
    edited December 1969

    chohole said:
    photos of dark matter?

    portraits of invisible men?

    details of vacuous subjects?

    enquiring minds want to know!

    Polar bear in a snow storm.

    black cat in a coal bin at night

    Green snakes in teh grass.

    Jellyfish in Jello

  • Charlie JudgeCharlie Judge Posts: 12,909
    edited December 1969
  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,613
    edited December 1969

    There is no abandoned thread that cannot be improved with a picture of the world's cutest cute little furry animal, the Red Panda. And, unlike polar bears, it doesn't eat people.

    Cheers,

    Alex.

    As legal counsel to the North American Polar Bear Association, I hereby demand that you retract this vile slander against my clients. Polar bears do not eat people [strikethrough]unless they're really hungry [/strikethrough]. If you continue to assert that polar bears eat people we will be forced to sue for injunctive relief [strikethrough]and/or eat you[/strikethrough].

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,066
    edited March 2015

    I concur...
    I think...
    If that means I agree, then I concur...
    Otherwise I agree...
    Polar bears are our last line of defense against the scourge of the Penguin Empire...
    Polar bears don't eat people. People eat people.
    Okay, maybe they eat an occasional slow person or some nosey nature photographer, but statistically people have eaten more people than polar bears ever have.
    No sir, I would rather face any polar bear on any given day than be surrounded by cuddly red pandas...
    The polar bear will tell you flat out what his or her intentions are...
    The red panda, mews and coos and makes utterly adorable sounds, melting your heart like a linty chocolate kiss on a hot tenement radiator.
    The next thing you know they have disemboweled you and are stringing the woods with your entrails, like cheap garland on a cheerless tenement stairway...
    Think of it... Have you ever seen anything as cute a red panda?
    No?
    Why?
    How does something so cute and adorable and defenseless survive in nature?
    Wouldn't it be eaten instantly by every predator, omnivore and confused herbivore it encountered?
    How could something so damn adorable ever survive on its own unless it was more deadly than closet full of cobras in a dark tenement hall.

    Sorry about the tenement references, I was reading a 40s detective novel before...

    Red pandas have killed more people than all the polar bears, Freddy Krugers and Justin Bieber albums combined... But does that stop people from being lured in by their cuddly cuteness?
    No, we make LOL Pandas, and Cute Panda websites... We make posters and red panda stationary, fuzzy slippers that look like them and eat red panda shaped macaroni and cheese...
    Deadly cold blooded killers, more dangerous than a tenement bathroom filled with greased up hippopotamus high on smack.
    Yet we still long to stroke their silky fur, cuddle them and kiss the fully on their tiny lips....
    Woo.... Where did that come from?
    Anyway...
    No, give me an honest hungry polar bear any day.
    Not those deadly little red hussies...
    Did you ever notice they are actually orange in color?
    Why call them red if they are actually orange?
    Communist pandas is more like it.
    Polar bears don't call themselves red...
    You don't see red in a polar bear do you?
    Well maybe if he just ate some fat nature photographer, there might be some red, but it would go with their blue eyes and that my friends is red white and blue... Just like the good old American flag... And the Union Jack, the French flag, the Australian flag, New Zealand, Iceland, Taiwan, Thailand, Chile, Liberia, Luxembourg, Norway, Czech Republic, Samoa, Netherlands, Panama.... Actually North Korea, Cuba and the Russian Federation all have red, white and blue flags too... So I think I've lost my point, but if you just gloss over most of what I just wrote (if anyone is actually still reading this), then it might still make sense.
    Snarling, steadfast and true... The honorable polar bear!
    Not sneaking around pretending to be helpless and innocent, luring you with its sleek fur and sensual snout...

    I'm starting to think I have some deep issues with red pandas.

    But obviously not with the polar bears... So I do agree, the polar bear slander must end now!
    Thank you for your time, patience and understanding...
    Or just your time.
    Or thank you for skipping to the bottom to see when this ends.
    Either way it's okay.

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    I concur...
    I think...
    If that means I agree, then I concur...
    Otherwise I agree...
    Polar bears are our last line of defense against the scourge of the Penguin Empire...
    Polar bears don't eat people. People eat people.
    Okay, maybe they eat an occasional slow person or some nosey nature photographer, but statistically people have eaten more people than polar bears ever have.
    No sir, I would rather face any polar bear on any given day than be surrounded by cuddly red pandas...
    The polar bear will tell you flat out what his or her intentions are...
    The red panda, mews and coos and makes utterly adorable sounds, melting your heart like a linty chocolate kiss on a hot tenement radiator.
    The next thing you know they have disemboweled you and are stringing the woods with your entrails, like cheap garland on a cheerless tenement stairway...
    Think of it... Have you ever seen anything as cute a red panda?
    No?
    Why?
    How does something so cute and adorable and defenseless survive in nature?
    Wouldn't it be eaten instantly by every predator, omnivore and confused herbivore it encountered?
    How could something so damn adorable ever survive on its own unless it was more deadly than closet full of cobras in a dark tenement hall.

    Sorry about the tenement references, I was reading a 40s detective novel before...

    Red pandas have killed more people than all the polar bears, Freddy Krugers and Justin Bieber albums combined... But does that stop people from being lured in by their cuddly cuteness?
    No, we make LOL Pandas, and Cute Panda websites... We make posters and red panda stationary, fuzzy slippers that look like them and eat red panda shaped macaroni and cheese...
    Deadly cold blooded killers, more dangerous than a tenement bathroom filled with greased up hippopotamus high on smack.
    Yet we still long to stroke their silky fur, cuddle them and kiss the fully on their tiny lips....
    Woo.... Where did that come from?
    Anyway...
    No, give me an honest hungry polar bear any day.
    Not those deadly little red hussies...
    Did you ever notice they are actually orange in color?
    Why call them red if they are actually orange?
    Communist pandas is more like it.
    Polar bears don't call themselves red...
    You don't see red in a polar bear do you?
    Well maybe if he just ate some fat nature photographer, there might be some red, but it would go with their blue eyes and that my friends is red white and blue... Just like the good old American flag... And the Union Jack, the French flag, the Australian flag, New Zealand, Iceland, Taiwan, Thailand, Chile, Liberia, Luxembourg, Norway, Czech Republic, Samoa, Netherlands, Panama.... Actually North Korea, Cuba and the Russian Federation all have red, white and blue flags too... So I think I've lost my point, but if you just gloss over most of what I just wrote (if anyone is actually still reading this), then it might still make sense.
    Snarling, steadfast and true... The honorable polar bear!
    Not sneaking around pretending to be helpless and innocent, luring you with its sleek fur and sensual snout...

    I'm starting to think I have some deep issues with red pandas.

    But obviously not with the polar bears... So I do agree, the polar bear slander must end now!
    Thank you for your time, patience and understanding...
    Or just your time.
    Or thank you for skipping to the bottom to see when this ends.
    Either way it's okay.



    red squirrels? :)

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,066
    edited December 1969

    Don't get me started on squirrels...

  • SlimerJSpudSlimerJSpud Posts: 1,453
    edited December 1969

    Loose thread? Whatever you do, don't pull on it! :lol:

    Polar bears are our last line of defense against the scourge of the Penguin Empire? Well all the penguins are on the South Pole, and all the polar bears are on the North pole. That is, assuming the polar bears can still find some ice floes to float on at the North pole. That also means the polar bears only defeat the Penguin empire after the penguins have conquered and laid waste to the rest of the world. Unless you mean the Linux penguin, but I don't think we need saving from him (her? it?). The Linux penguin is infinitely more well behaved than his psychotic distant cousin, Windoze.

    Where was I? Oh, right, Red pandas. Personally, my money is on the Lemurs as the cutest animals, but they're lazy compared to red Pandas, so maybe the pandas will win after all.

    Where was I? Oh, right, Polar bears. Polar bears are carnivores. Red Pandas are omnivores. A red panda might be tempted to nibble on a finger. A polar bear would take your arm for an appetizer. I'll take my chances with the red panda. Can I get a side order of weasels with that red panda?

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,066
    edited December 1969

    With weasel you get spring roll... Take the Happy Forest Friends Platter and you get fried rice, weasel in peanut sauce, spring roll and choice of tea or civet cat urine.

  • mjc1016mjc1016 Posts: 15,001
    edited December 1969

    With weasel you get spring roll... Take the Happy Forest Friends Platter and you get fried rice, weasel in peanut sauce, spring roll and choice of tea or civet cat urine.

    I'd rather the...

    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.

  • Richard HaseltineRichard Haseltine Posts: 102,805
    edited December 1969

    Polar bears are our last line of defense against the scourge of the Penguin Empire? Well all the penguins are on the South Pole, and all the polar bears are on the North pole. That is, assuming the polar bears can still find some ice floes to float on at the North pole. That also means the polar bears only defeat the Penguin empire after the penguins have conquered and laid waste to the rest of the world.

    Well, duh - if the polar bears were in front of other things they wouldn't be the last line of defence, would they?

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,676
    edited March 2015
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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited March 2015

    the true danger

    beguiled by the smile,

    you don't even see it coming :shut:

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  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604
    edited December 1969

    the true danger

    beguiled by the smile,

    you don't even see it coming :shut:

    Oh that's one of Bob's friends https://www.voteforbob.co.uk/

  • cdemeritcdemerit Posts: 505
    edited December 1969

    the true danger

    beguiled by the smile,

    you don't even see it coming :shut:


    Unless you happen to own a Dog.... They are trying to warn us about the creatures

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,558
    edited December 1969

    cdemerit said:
    the true danger

    beguiled by the smile,

    you don't even see it coming :shut:


    Unless you happen to own a Dog.... They are trying to warn us about the creatures

    Yes from inside while they look out the window at the squirrel who is trying to steal bird seed.

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