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i gotta go check out the food court's ladies room to make sure everything is good. gotta go now.
Nothing is random or unrelated enough in a loose thread...
Give me a Moist Owlet any day... Years ago after a meal in a restaurant, me and my friends were handed tiny wipe packs marked " Sanity Moist Toilets"... I was not sure if they were for wiping my sanity (there's none anyway), for wiping a moist toilet or made from moist toilet drippings... The instruction were not clear either: "opening foil must enjoy meal".
Before the "Bad Engrish" Website I used to collect really badly translated instructions and box writings... The kind where it was really clear they were not really even remotely trying.
When I was consulting in a high tech electrical/computer engineering company, one of the engineers had ripped a full page glossy advertisement from a professional engineering trade magazine and posted it on the bulletin board. The photo was crisp, clear and very professional. It showed a polished metal case of an object about an inch or two long with threads on one end and a couple of pins on the other. The advertisement was full of English words proudly extolling its supposed virtues and a Post-It note had been attached to the posting asking if "ANYBODY have ANY idea what this product is or what it does?" The translation from Japanese was that bad. 8-s
ignoring my chicken sandwich until i get home.
I'm ignoring my talking cereal... It keeps telling me to do stuff... Terrible stuff...
i am eating my chicken sandwich so it won't talk to me.
If a chicken sandwich talks to you I'd suggest you talk to a doctor
...uh oh, dump it out quick! Don't you know that leads down the slippery milky and sugary slope to becoming a cereal killer? :ohh:
Nope the chicken sandwich did not talk to me. I did not talk to to it either but it is gone now. burp! It was yummy!