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post office keeps loosing my packages! They suposedly delivered my package on May 2 but I haven't seen it.
edit: maybe the mail man delivered the package to the wrong address??
update: I'm going to contact the post office somehow.
i knowwww Prince Adam dropped his power sword. so careless, he cant transform to heman without it. or cringer into battle cat
and why is skeletor muscular, shouldnt he be like, boney?
had the ferris wheel nightmare last night
was hoping watching heman would bring muscle man fantasy dreams. throw in a birdman.
a tentacoo monster attacked heman, he spinned it over his head made it dizzy, nullified that threat.
where the Spring warms go, back under the heated throw
1980 was 40 years ago - comes as a shock
remember Marc Singer?
watching beastmaster. 1 of those movies hbo used play 9 times a day. the real stars are the ferrets.
Yeah, long time ago, much water under the bridge. That was back when I thought Marc Singer was hot
. Now not so much.
Still cute but I've moved on to admiring a more mature look.
The leather outfits still grab my attention though.
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oh yep the leather skirt straps, is like little modesty curtains
in 1980 i had an apt in Venice Florida, thinkin back on it, was a good deal. i had fun collecting shartk teeth at the Venice beach.
I know Venice, Florida.
Upscale little city. I drove through there lots of times on business with a couple of small shops in Burns Court in Sarasota. That's a snazzy area too. I did the website for an upscale boutique for blue haired old ladies, entitled soccer moms, and fashionistas. Gad, what prices!
I was doing websites as a desperate attempt to not be homeless after the IT collapse after 911.
The owner tried to get me to buy a pair of sunglasses from her that cost twice my monthly income from computer repair and websites at the time. How does one say that living in the mud makes it difficult to fly in the clouds.
How small was your income you might be thinking? Let's just say that when I finally reached an age to officially retire, my SS income was almost triple what I had been living on for the previous 5 years.
In fact, now that I've had my memory gears creaking into motion for a while, I believe I also did the website for a shop in Venice too. It was a shop near the beach that sold '50s kitsch memorabilia, furniture, lamps, and toys.
how do I take a screenshot on an Android tablet? I just push volume down button and the power botton? But 1 of 2 things happens when I press down and power button:
1 - sound volume goes down
2 - power menu shows up
Arrg! Who deisnged the shortcut??
Did you press them simultaneously? If one before the other, individual responses will happen.
Dana
tee hee heee
Complaint: OMG, it's noon on May 8th and it's snowing here.
Edited to add: It's 2:30 PM and it's still snowing, hard, and it's starting to stick. Had to actually bundle up with hooded sweat-jacket, knit hat, gloves to brave the snow & wind to walk to the end of the driveway to get my mail. It's May. The April showers have brought forth the May flowers. Don't need no snow. I glowers.
Edited to add more: It's 6:30 PM and it's still snowing, harder! Nothing accumulated yet. The ground gets hazy white but if the snow lets up for a moment it melts away, but it's like a curtain of snow out there now.
unseasonably cold
unreasonably cold
Complaint: It's May 9th and it's still snowing. I predicted earlier this morning that the snow accumulation would be melted by noon. Well, at 11:00 AM it was gone and I was about to crow about that here on the web, but before I left the kitchen window, the snow came from the sky like a Hollywood Christmas Special scene.
Complaint: Mustard in squeeze bottles. It's a conspiracy to waste mustard. You do everything right. The bottle is designed with the label upside down so that you store it with cap on the bottom and the juices that invariably separate float away from the nozzle, you give the bottle a squeeze and a string of rich spicy mustard cascades down to your hamburger or ham sandwich or whatever and you artfully scrawl your customary design on your bread, for the first 3/4 of the bottle. But when the bottle reaches the last quarter, no matter what you do, you get mustard farts. A one inch stream of mustard and then a mustard fart, so you give the bottle a good centrifugal swing to force more mustard toward the nozzle and try again, but alas, only another inch before the bubble of air forces its way through the thick mustard and gives you another mustard fart. At what point do you give up on the bottle and either discard it, or take off the cap and poke inside the narrow neck with a long knife and get a gram of mustard on the tip which invariably gets knocked off the knife when you try to pull out of the neck. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya.
yellow mustard or the poupon?
is hell feezin over? brrrrrr 40s
was it milli vanilli got busted for lip syncing?
80s choreography
think i smoked too much herbs in the 80s. memory hazy
No, the '80s were actually hazy. And the '70s were downright missing.
And the '50s were still mostly in black and white.
Ugh... Complaint:
Who the eff has their driveway ripped out at 9 AM on Mother's Day? In the middle of an effing pandemic?... is the the driveway guy that busy he actually couldn't do this on Monday?... was he like "is Sunday May 10 okay?... you know it's Mother's Day?" And the nincompoop homeowner was like "Sure, I hate my damn mother and all mothers in general, who cares if they get a chance to sleep late... hell, could use you the extra noisy backhoe with no muffler?"...
These clowns are on the next block, and my wife actually woke up 15 minutes before they started, but everyone close to them must be so pissed off.
Maybe they figure nobody cares because they are all staying home and are sleeping late every day... which is not the case for most of the people around here who are essential workers, including a lot of nurses and medical workers.
Pfff... stupid inconsiderate humans.
It's mother's day and the driveway's wife's mother is spending the day, so...
the part i dont fathom, the scene in waterworld he pees into the thing and it filters drinking water ,
why couldnt they filter saaaaaaaaaaline from the ocean water?
is saline more complex than pee?
80s was when spock started swearing
the doo daa doo daa rooster is very mean to the buppy
You're comparing apples & oranges. Pee is urine. Saline is how you get anywhere in a boat without oars or motor.
Though actually urine is very complex. It's comprised of all sorts of salts and bodily waste products such as amino acids, and broken down proteins. Very complex. On the other hand, saline, pure saline is a relatively simple solution of one or a few salts, of eg: sodium, potassium, magnesium or calcium. HOWEVER, since there are billions of creatures that live and die and poop in the sea, one must not discount the complex bodily acids, proteins, and decay products contained therein.
So, it might be a toss-up as to which is more complex, but my money is on the seawater. Neither one is recommended for drinking, especially not seawater or at least somewhat processed.
Non-complaint: Snow is gone. Yay!
Today's Mother's Day. I thought of her and baked a chocolate cake. Duncan Hines: "Perfectly Moist Dark Chocolate Fudge Cake Mix". Not quite as good as mom's made from scratch cakes, but close. Mom's been gone since '92 but she made a damn good chocolate cake.
OMGEE *WHEEEZ*
laughed so hard i need a new keyboard and monitor
snowgilla
Shovelhanded Snowasaurus
it snowed in Patchogue other day.
my typos gone pretty bad lately. cataract typing.
rock m sock m valentino
dunno i has socks for g8m. dont think i do
waiting for my ;inch to defrost chicken ala king. would go quicker if i had a microwave, but i dont quite trust nukomm rays
lining up monday movie nite.
star trek whales
hunt for red october
black hawk down
if i still awak will fit in a john wicks