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It will be...after I finish painting it.
Do you know how long it takes to paint a million rivets? :P
Personally, I prefer to spend about 10 minutes on each rivet, but hopefully you can work a little faster than that, because by my reckoning (and this alone took me and Google quite a while to figure out) ...
10 million minutes = 167,000 hours = 7,000 days = 19 years
So, as you can see, this could pose a problem for any contest winners who are -- you know -- getting ON in years themselves.
Although I suppose you COULD put something in the Readme extending useage rights to their children and grandchildren. And who WOULDN'T want to leave a legacy like THAT!
This is how much mush is in my brain. I read this and went, "OMG. Mrs. P is my mother! I'm Mrs. B!" And then realized that I'm Mrs. P because my username is perlk (first four letters of my maiden name, first letter of my first name). Duh.
BRAIN FIGHT!!!!!
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It seems that they all lose...since healthy ones are gray! :-P They look like what mine feels like lately!
Dana
GETTING TO KNOW AGNES (MAYBE TOO WELL)
Well, Louie -- "Da Real Man" as you guys call 'im (what a laugh!) -- oughta be along pretty soon. Dey got 'im woiking 23 owahs a day down at da dock, so 'e sez.
In the meanstimes, let's youse and I just get to know each otha a little bettah!
I'm Agnes Squilibrato, and I guess it's okay ta tell youse, I'm Louie's ex-wife! Needer of us is any too proud about it, but ya takes life as it comes, right?
We met at a dance at my choich, Chiesa del Spirito Maligno, an' tings went pretty good for a while. We wuz married fa, I tink, 5 yee-ahs. No kids, TANK GOD! I went back ta my maiden name aftah we split up.
We still stay in touch. I go round ta his place once in a while and have a snoop while he ain't lookin'. Late-ah I'll show ya some VERY int'restin' tings I found. Ya might not tink he's such a "real man" DEN!
I gotta get ta da mall, but I am DYIN' ta meet mo-ah REAL PEOPLE dis mont, so bring ya friends and neighbahs around!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AGNES is DAZ's Victoria 4, plus ...
Stephanie (Gaga) face morph by akibabe2010 at ShareCG
http://www.sharecg.com/v/40403/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Stephanie-for-v4-base
Renata character texture by Syltermermaid at Art Raiders
http://www.artraiders.com/download_page.php?file_id=345
All Back Style hair by Koz at Digital Babes
http://digitalbabes.jp/
Hair in Curlers by Gerald Day at Fast3D
http://fast3d.co.uk/kathindex.htm
EZ Casual slacks and sandals by Kirwyn
http://www.morphography.uk.vu/dlkirwyn.html
Tank Top by Little Dragon at Francemi.net
http://littledragon.francemi.net/misc_01.htm
Mostly you'll be seeing Tank Top text mats by Countessa Jay, a contest prize from Shifters Evolution
http://www.dreamslayerartworks.com/eastwing/index.php
In this scene the clothing and floor textures are the Decadence Tiles by Teresa Tyllo, a prize in a previous Freebie Challenge
Ear Dangles by Cybrea at Renderosity
http://www.renderosity.com/mod/freestuff/details.php?item_id=61753
Gold Ring by Fisty of Luna Design
http://forumarchive.daz3d.com/viewtopic.php?t=142995
Bangle on the wrist by Mamomamo (from this blouse set)
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/mamomamo_2007/e/d06633b0f5a4630d9a3e8f5f24dacc4a
Stone Necklace by Krissy, another former Freebie Challenge prize
ALSO IN THIS SCENE
Georgian Window & Radiator by Gerald Day at Fast3d
http://fast3d.co.uk/kathindex.htm
Cuckoo Clock & Place Setting from Emperor Ken's World (DAZ artist Ken Gilliland)
http://www.empken.com/downloads/downloads1.html
Lizard Mirror by Christel at ShareCG
http://www.sharecg.com/v/47453/browse/11/Poser/Lizard-Mirror
Magazine stack from Archive3D ZX
http://archive3d.net/?category=2108
Journal (Vogue) by Ralf Sesseler at Dimension3D
http://d3d.sesseler.de/index.php?content=props
Cake slice by Zippo at Lab108
http://lab108.x0.com/lab108/food.html
Beer Can by Trekkiegrrl aka Lisbeth H Jakobsen
http://trekkiegrrrl.dk/mpp1.htm
Living Room by Sams3D & Grunge Backs Sampler (on the outside wall) by Vyktohria were Christmas freebies at Renderosity in 2009 and 2012, respectively. Don't think they're around anymore.
Egads, I think I met her once! :gulp: :lol:
Dana
This is how much mush is in my brain. I read this and went, "OMG. Mrs. P is my mother! I'm Mrs. B!" And then realized that I'm Mrs. P because my username is perlk (first four letters of my maiden name, first letter of my first name). Duh.
Oh my goodness a real event of brain mush! Somebody quick, call Guinness World Records!
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/set-a-record/intro/
Oh my goodness a real event of brain mush! Somebody quick, call Guinness World Records!
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/set-a-record/intro/
I thought it was called Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy
Hooooo, Geeze!! Who'da hell let youse in here?!? Dis is suposta be a private party an' we wuz checkin' IDs at da door. You'se obviously too old t'be in here. It musta been dem clothes o'yer grandma's you're wearin'. Dat ol' bat still clingin' t'life or has she kicked off yet? Meebe wit your inheritance you'll be gittin' from da ol' broad you kin afford t' git your dentures fixed soes dey don't slip when your hay fever kicks up inna spring. One Ol' Faitful Geyser in da country's enuff!
Jus' stay outta da way, 'kay? We gots important business t' conduct and we don't needs you clutterin' up da place...
Dorsey.. I do not want to get her know better!!
And somewhere went my notifications again ...
Oh and just to let you know I got the modeling tutrial by LittleFox in my hands hihi be ware :P
Hooooo, Geeze!! Who'da hell let youse in here?!? Dis is suposta be a private party an' we wuz checkin' IDs at da door. You'se obviously too old t'be in here. It musta been dem clothes o'yer grandma's you're wearin'. Dat ol' bat still clingin' t'life or has she kicked off yet? Meebe wit your inheritance you'll be gittin' from da ol' broad you kin afford t' git your dentures fixed soes dey don't slip when your hay fever kicks up inna spring. One Ol' Faitful Geyser in da country's enuff!
Jus' stay outta da way, 'kay? We gots important business t' conduct and we don't needs you clutterin' up da place...
LOUIE! Fo' yo' infamation I happn' ta be a troo AHTIST when it comes ta 3D drawin' an' DAT'S why dey let me in hee! Which is mo' dan I kin sez fo' youse witcha BIG FAT BEE-AH BELLY so FAT youse can't see ya computah screen anyways to do any drawin'!!!
An' youse juss leaves my Ma outta dis, God rest huh soul. She passed on yee-ahs ago, as youse well know, cos youse got remembah'd in her will! And what did youse do wit' da money??? Youse blew it all on bee-ah!!
So let's not be draggin' owah fam'ly spooks inta da Feebie Contest, on accoun'a dese nice peoples don' wanna be hearin' YOUSE natt'rin' on like a MORON alls a da time. Ain't dat right, folks?
Now, den, whaya wuz we?
Not many real people there! At least not that you want to get to know. One of those reminded me of a movie I saw years ago. The one with the chef, and his wife was on the menu. The movie was Motel Hell. The neon sign says Motel Hello, but the "o" in hello keeps blinking out. You can look it up at imdb.com if you want to know more.
Dana
So my dear hosts, anyone interested in a Roller Pin ?
Little used, and you can do whatever you want with it..
Celebi will make more cookies with it. I'm sure of it! :)
Dana
OOh , me likes, would make a change from the trusty mod club :coolsmile:
hehehe.... don't get ME started on the uses for this,.....
can never have to many cookies hehe
:)
KRISSY, are you offering the rolling pin as a prize?
If so, the answer is YES!
Apologies to all that we haven't yet stated WHO GETS WHAT PRIZES, apart from the cash certificates. Confirmation is still awaited on what would be the main, non-cash prize. Music's Hillbillies Shack will go to the three winners.
We have yet to decide who's going to get Celebi's textures, Ganthor's room, my classical paintings and -- if it is indeed being offered as a prize -- this fine mallet of a ROLLING PIN suitable for gently coaxing cookies out of dough or violently coaxing common sense out of idiot husbands.
(Old-fashioned sexist humour, I know, but still funny.)
Chohole.. but also would need to change the awesome hat for rolers :D
Yes Dorsey.. will be trying the dough yet :D
I would have a non entry render, but seeing as it has unkind hand gestures, it may not be welcome. lol
CHAMELEON -- What sort of "unkind hand gestures" are we talking about here -- middle finger up, two fingers up with hand reversed?? Those sound like REAL PEOPLE gestures to me, so get that render going!
Don't be bashful. We need more demolition experts.
There ought be some render entries around here SOMEPLACE!
Not an entry
Alright Dorseyland, you asked for it. lol
Back Story: I drive my husband's truck to work since it has better headlights than my car and I work 3rds. Since its a F-150 crew cab shortbed with dual exhaust, when I pull up in it, you expect to perhaps see a big burly man get out. The door opens and *poof* I drop out of the driver's seat. All 5'1 of me. Apparently the men I work with seem to think this is hilarious to see, in their words, this little tiny girl drop out of that huge truck, so when a friend of mine said I should do a render of myself, this is what I came up with. I don't think this is quite what he had in mind, but it's my attitude to a T.
ETA: Yes. I actually have boots like that. LOVE EM! Especially since they cost me under $20. :P
A bit of a shock compared to your avatar, but SUPERB!
AND very REAL! I think I can count at least 8 items in there, and if they're freebies and you have the links, this would be a great entry!
Actually, the background is just a plane with a random parking lot image on it. The truck was a google sketchup model that was converted. I just used a shader on it. I think it was Grandma's Jewelry Box shaders. The hair is Yuna from Studio Maya but it seems to be a dead link.
The tanktop is Little Dragon's and the texture for it is Wayii's from eons ago.
Pose set (tweaked): http://www.sharecg.com/v/60858/gallery/11/Poser/V4---How-Rude!
Tank: http://littledragon.francemi.net/misc_01.htm
Tank Textures: http://www.sharecg.com/v/34121/gallery/21/DAZ-Studio/Dark-Remix-Textures-for-LittleDragons-Tank-Top
Oh I can so empathise with you. Some time back I became the first qualified female fork lift truck driver in my company. First day after I qualified I was the only one around when a 40 ft artic lorry came in to the yard and needed downloading, so up to the loading bay I went on my truck, which I parked and then got the smaller runabout truck which was used for downloading the enclosed trucks. Suddenly this irate lorry driver appeared at the top of the stairs and started screaming at me, in less than polite language, because I hadn't guided him onto the bay (it was at an angle and I gather could be awkward for some who weren't used to it or were less competent than our regular drivers). He suddenly spluttered to a halt very disconcerted to find this 5ft nothing female sitting there waiting to download him, He did eventually apolgise for his tirade, but I wasn't too phased, as I had heard worse. :coolsmirk:
Cho- Oh yes. Apparently because I'm little and female I'm expected to be sweet and demure (which I can be), but cross me and I will let you know. I am fortunate (or unfortunate depending on your point of view) that since I'm "one of the boys" I get to hear very interesting conversations, and have been described as "scary" by female co-workers for whatever reason.
I sense an inner need to express yourself further about these things, Cham. Now you just get back into your runtime and track down the freebies to tell the whole story.
Then we'll see about getting you a nice prize. So far the judges are pretty much decided that Perlk is WAY out in front in this month's competition.