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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    so many complaints today dunno where to startdevil

    this morning dropped 54bux to order a box of depends, i'd rather ve spent on goth faeries.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    I got a migraine I think.
  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,682
    edited June 2020
    I got a migraine I think.

    If you are still able to think, it's not a what I call a migrane.surprise

    If light doesn't send you scurrying into the darkness, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    If music is not like bamboo splinters under your fingernails, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    If your hair doesn't hurt or if you move and your skin doesn't scream, it's not what I call a real migrane.

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  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,613
    I got a migraine I think.

    If you are still able to think, it's not a what I call a migrane.surprise

    If light doesn't send you scurrying into the darkness, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    If music is not like bamboo splinters under your fingernails, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    If your hair doesn't hurt or if you move and your skin doesn't scream, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    Could be a cluster headache.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    I got a migraine I think.

    If you are still able to think, it's not a what I call a migrane.surprise

    If light doesn't send you scurrying into the darkness, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    If music is not like bamboo splinters under your fingernails, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    If your hair doesn't hurt or if you move and your skin doesn't scream, it's not what I call a real migrane.

    Could be a cluster headache.

    I meant woke up with a migraine but it slowly turning into a regular headache. Took a nap so feeling better but not fully recovered as I still have a headache.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,067

    If you have an old Camaro up on cinderblocks on your front lawn, but you can't see it because the grass is too tall, it might be a migraine... wait... no... you might be a redneck... Sorry, I guess Jeff Foxworthy doesn't do migraine jokes.

    Also, it could be a crossbow bolt stuck in your head... sometimes a migraine and a crossbow bolt can feel a lot alike.

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    I hate the stupid rule I am not allowed to use my computer. It is so stupid.
  • starionwolfstarionwolf Posts: 3,670

    Daz Install Manager version 1.4.0.35 is available.  I must have missed the announcement.  I am still using version 1.4.0.17 of DIM.  Time for me to download and install the new version of DIM.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Ouchies headachie achie breakie?

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,230

    Deadpool. smiley

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    Tjohn said:

    Deadpool. smiley

    why do I now like Wade Wilson?

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    whats not to like?

    laugh happy womens' liberation aay  Wade 

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    surgery is jul 6 and 20.  they cant do both eyes same day.  got a whole month of blindness to go. -plaint.

    this work from home virus thing worked out for me.  cant go no where no hows anyhows.

    mac n cheese tnite cheeky

  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,265

    Good luck withthe surgery!

     

    Dana

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,682
    edited June 2020

    Non-complaint:  Wheee... I had access to an automobile today.  Was loaned a small pickup truck for the day and I accomplished all sorts of things on my wishlist.  I got to my doctor appointment, then visited the big fruit market in the same town, where I got a big bag of wonderful cherries and an ice cream cone (yum).  Then stopped at the big supermarket in that town to get lots of pistachios and other food things I can't get in my little hometown grocery.  Then brought my grocery goodies home and picked up my laundry cart, and then I was off to the laundromat in the city, where I started the wash then slipped off to the little Texas-Hot diner farther uptown for lunch.  Only the drive-thru was open but I was able to get my favorite krautdogs and fried mushrooms (more yum).  Went back to start the dry cycle, meanwhile I slipped off to the liquor store and picked up a bottle of amaretto, then came back and folded my clothes.  When all done I headed home but stopped at the bank to get some cash from my savings account from a human teller* (again, lobby not open, but drive-thru was open).  Got back into my hometown and stopped at the postoffice to turn-in the key to my postbox since I now get mail at my streetside mailbox.  Yay, no more $96/year box rental fee.yes  Returned truck to owner.  Was given container of homemade macaroni salad (even more yum).  Wheee, good day.

    *Teller booth had a sign in window: "What is a chicken staring at lettuce?"  Unable to devine an answer, I had to ask.  She said, "Chicken sees-a-salad".  (*groan*)indecision

    Edited:  punctuation for clarity and to change 'divine' to 'devine'.

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  • zombietaggerungzombietaggerung Posts: 3,760

    <snip>

    *Teller booth had a sign in window: "What is a chicken staring at lettuce?"  Unable to divine an answer, I had to ask.  She said, "Chicken sees-a-salad".  (*groan*)indecision

    laughlaughlaughlaugh OMG. This is great, I love puns and i haven't laughed so hard in ages!

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675

    Thanks  DanaTA smiley

     

    is a nice day out for a snoozl out in the yard

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    I tried to ask my boyfriend what is Aaron Rodgers up to, but my boyfriend said he doesn't know who Aaron is but probably walking.
  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,067
    Mystiarra said:

    is a nice day out for a snoozl out in the yard

    Thats how the squirrels will get you...

    But... often a lot of epic adventure stories begin that way.

    But... realistically the squirrels will probably get to you before the wizard shows up with a quest.

    Wizards are always so unreliable.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    McGyver said:
    Mystiarra said:

    is a nice day out for a snoozl out in the yard

    Thats how the squirrels will get you...

    But... often a lot of epic adventure stories begin that way.

    But... realistically the squirrels will probably get to you before the wizard shows up with a quest.

    Wizards are always so unreliable.

     

    and grumpy before their elevensies

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    Just realized I was the one watching the bucki fill with dirty fish water. Not the fish who are too busy to clean their tank.
  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,192

    It’s so funny how often the things that end up in my cart during flash sales like the current one are nothing at all like the things I think I’ll buy when I start shopping. 

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,570
    I feel like giving up on my dream of being a published author of original fiction. I fear that I can't think of 100% original ideas.
  • DanaTADanaTA Posts: 13,265

    I don't think there are any 100% original ideas!

    Dana

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,230
    DanaTA said:

    I don't think there are any 100% original ideas!

    Dana

    I have them all the time. There's one now.enlightened There's another one.enlightened 100% original. You'll just have to take my word for it.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,682
    edited June 2020
    DanaTA said:

    I don't think there are any 100% original ideas!

    Dana

    Perhaps in the next Universe.

    or

    Someone wise once said, "Great ideas are a dime a dozen.  Bringing them to reality... priceless."

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  • fixmypcmikefixmypcmike Posts: 19,613
    DanaTA said:

    I don't think there are any 100% original ideas!

    Dana

    Perhaps in the next Universe.

    or

    Someone wise once said, "Great ideas are a dime a dozen.  Bringing them to reality... priceless."

    People tell me I should have original ideas, but that's what everyone else is doing.

  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,067
    DanaTA said:

    I don't think there are any 100% original ideas!

    Dana

    The "saner" the mind the less likely the original the thoughts... the crazier the mind, the greater the chances of originality.

    Example... My Bee Pants.

    Thousands of bees (hornets actually) glued together into the form of fashionable pant that will help you fly... the vibrations from the wings also provide a soothing massage.

    Waffle life rafts.

    A life raft fashioned from stale waffles... is edible if you are stranded at sea.

     

    I'm not saying these are good ideas... (the bee pants definitely weren't)... but they are 100% original... Not many people are insane enough to think like that... okay... one guy, but he's not very original.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,682
    edited June 2020
    McGyver said:
    DanaTA said:

    I don't think there are any 100% original ideas!

    Dana

    The "saner" the mind the less likely the original the thoughts... the crazier the mind, the greater the chances of originality.

    Example... My Bee Pants.

    Thousands of bees (hornets actually) glued together into the form of fashionable pant that will help you fly... the vibrations from the wings also provide a soothing massage.

    Waffle life rafts.

    A life raft fashioned from stale waffles... is edible if you are stranded at sea.

     

    I'm not saying these are good ideas... (the bee pants definitely weren't)... but they are 100% original... Not many people are insane enough to think like that... okay... one guy, but he's not very original.

    In your defense, there are ant gloves. https://sites.psu.edu/mgeitnerrcl/2013/11/16/satere-mawe-initiation/#:~:text=In%20addition%20to%20the%20pain,fully%20initiated%20as%20tribal%20warriors. surprise

    Bee pants could be a modification for higher ranking members of the club.enlightened

    Regarding waffle rafts.  My opinion is waffling.  But otherwise I have no comment. indecision

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