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Hmm... I had heard something about being stung by ants as a tribal rite of passage, but I wasn't aware of the gloves...
I think I had my Bee Pants thought out all wrong... I was concentrating on the flight aspect... and I was actually trying to glue the hornets together with the wings and abdomens facing outward... which is a lot of work...
But I could avoid a lot of work if I just skip that altogether and keep the stingers pointed inward and sell them as... Manly Stinging Pants!
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Thanks for pointing out the ant gloves... this could be the break this product needed.
The OMG category: I just saw a NewEgg advertisement for a 10TB hard drive for $165. If my math is correct, that breaks down to 1.65 pennies per GIGABYTE
(math check: 10TB= $165 so 1TB=$16.50, 1000GB=1TB so $16.50/1000 = $0.0165 dollars = 1.65 cents(i.e. pennies) Yep, math correct.
In 1976, the first memory I ever had a hand in buying was an additional 8K words (16Kbytes) for a Raytheon 706 computer. It was real core memory (teeny magnetic donuts, knitted together on spiderweb thin wires
). And it still cost more than a whole brand newer model Raytheon RDS500 computer with 32Kbytes of IC memory already installed. So, we didn't upgrade the 706 and bought the new computer to add to the stable. I'm not sure but I think the price of the new computer was around $50,000 making the cost of the old core memory about $3 per byte so a gigabyte (totally unavailable at the time) would have cost 3 gigadollars, and 10 terrabytes would have bankrupted the world.
Oops, I just realized I was comparing apples and oranges. hard drive storage vs computer memory. Bad LG, bad.
OK, The first hard drive I had a hand in purchasing was in the late'80s. It was a 1GB Seagate hard drive about the size of a baby casket, weighed about 100 pounds, and cost $10,000 so 10 terrabytes would have cost 10TB/1GB = 10,000. 10,000 times $10,000 would be 100 megadollars. Which might have bankrupted a mini-country.
Sometimes goldfish get nutritional issues... they are omnivores, but lean towards needing more plant material in their diets... If Summers seems to be having problems keeping level, it could be a problem with the swim bladder... that's a gas filled organ in fish that helps them maintain buoyancy.
You could try feeding Summers two or three thawed green peas... from frozen, not canned peas. You need to remove the skin and mush it up a bit.
Depending on how tame and friendly the fish is, you should try feeding it by hand... unless it's spooked easily, in which case you'd have to figure out how to deliver it to him.
Goldfish are inherently "dirty" fish which produce a lot of ammonia... they can tolerate terrible water conditions, but some can develop a sensitivity to ammonia... the bigger the fish, the more ammonia they produce... I think it's like 3X the amount most fish produce.
There are ammonia reducing materials (Zeolite) you can add to some filtration systems, or even special ammonia reducing filter pads... the Zeolite is a aluminosilicate mineral that converts the ammonia into harmless nitrates.
There are lots of goldfish enthusiast websites that can provide you with more details, especially in regards to diet and illness... Also look up ammonia removal for aquariums and feeding goldfish peas.
Good luck and give Summers my regards.
humids yukki
i been sipping decaf coffee yukki
need some metallica to get me on to the exer bike. least i don't need to see were i'm goin.
the hamsters are like, why don't you try a wheel ?
I have seen on YouTube exercise wheels for cats.
The sheeps still playing on the playground rides?
counting down the days til july 6th, when i hopefully be able to see again.from right eye.
what is a healthy heart rate? is 88 good?
I think that's in the normal range. Wouldn't call it athletic, though. That would be 60 and lower for a resting heart rate.
Dana
Thanks
received a packet of papers from the eye place. think they of all places would send large print.
i thinks there words on the papers.
3 different eye drops waiting for me at pharmacy over 50 bux >.<
my aetna deductible for 80 % coverage is 3900 ouch in for some pain.
is expensive being old and decrepitating
up to season 6 of the castle series. i watch it for the firefly references. like when casthle (nathan fillion) says that other joss whedon show.
castle and becket engaged now. no wedding date.
Tonight I just finished the "Game Of Thrones" series. Villains, Zombies & Dragons, oh my! Lots of thread tying up in the last couple of episodes.
Iray or 3Delight?
Yeah, funny how water is like that!
Dana
hopefully it's not too heavy
But it can be made wetter.
Although, ducks don't tolerate it well.
Yeah, that's why ducks don't like bubble baths.
what about the Dawn duckling commercial?
What's an early-rising infant anatidae doing in a commercial?
OK, googled it. Notice that they did not show the duckling swimming in the water. The Dawn strips the nasty oil from his feathers but also strips his natural oils from the feathers and he'd get soaked and sink and drown. Which defeats the purpose of rescuing him.
Unless you are making duck soup... Hmmm... good point, no?
The hampsters would advise you build this desk: https://www.instructables.com/id/Hamster-Wheel-Standing-Desk/
Somebody had too much time on his hands!
Dana
Heck, I can't walk and talk at the same time. Walk-typing would be impossible.
And if you're riding in a car that I am driving, don't talk to me and expect me to answer unless I'm "on automatic" heading home, because I actually pay attention to the road and drive. I've found over the years that I'm perfectly content for my passenger to be an empty-headed chatterbox. I just treat them like an unmutable radio.
I empathis on the driving bit. When my son used to sometimes come with me to assist at work he would say to me "You concentrate on the driving Mum, and I will swear at the other drivers.
Sometimes, if I'm having a conversation while I'm drivign, I'll forget to take a turn and just keep on going. sometimes I'm miles off course before I realize it.
Dana