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The My Couch Doesn’t Have The Guts To Talk To Me Or Any Blueberries Complaint Thread.

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  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    Woolyloach said:
    tjohn said:
    Woolyloach said:
    IT CAME FROM PLANET LOACH, WIP 1 - coming together now!

    If true to form for the B-Movies I grew up with, she'll outrun The Floating Gut Monster until she trips on something. Then she'll lay there screaming while the camera zooms in on her horrified face. Then it'll cut to a scene in a police station where they'll be discussing the murder and mocking the idea there is a monster on the loose.
    "What was that call, Frank?"
    "Just some nut that swears he saw a monster at the Drive-In."
    "Yeah, probably one of them little green men from Mars."
    They laugh.
    But little do they know...

    If I had a kick ass machine, I'd animate that scene! :vampire: :vampire:


    shooo beasties shoooo

    lol.. not sure the FGM would shoo easily. maybe fire...

    FIRE BAD!!!! :ahhh:

  • RarethRareth Posts: 1,462
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    Woolyloach said:
    tjohn said:
    Woolyloach said:
    IT CAME FROM PLANET LOACH, WIP 1 - coming together now!

    If true to form for the B-Movies I grew up with, she'll outrun The Floating Gut Monster until she trips on something. Then she'll lay there screaming while the camera zooms in on her horrified face. Then it'll cut to a scene in a police station where they'll be discussing the murder and mocking the idea there is a monster on the loose.
    "What was that call, Frank?"
    "Just some nut that swears he saw a monster at the Drive-In."
    "Yeah, probably one of them little green men from Mars."
    They laugh.
    But little do they know...

    If I had a kick ass machine, I'd animate that scene! :vampire: :vampire:


    shooo beasties shoooo

    lol.. not sure the FGM would shoo easily. maybe fire...

    FIRE BAD!!!! :ahhh:

    looks there is more to the Fog than just Mr. FGM.... are you Sure Stephen King isn't involved?

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    Skiriki said:
    Today's complaint: was just doing my groceries, strolling aboot, when suddenly my tummy decides that YES! In the middle of the bakery section of the store is a PERFECT moment for a massive stomach acidity attack and all that stuff which goes with it!

    So I proverbially crawled to the bakery's cafe -- cold, shivering, bent, sweaty, pale, looking like death warmed over or a junkie in need of a fix. Got myself a big cup of plain water and poured some antacids to it and just went at it.

    Except this time it failed to neutralize it.

    The rest of the shopping tour was highly unpleasant. :down:

    Seems like my stress factor is shooting up, waaaaaay up.


    ouch, eaten alive from the inside. stomach acid is powerful stuff :(
    Sorry I missed this. Hope that's better now.

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.

  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.


    Needz Cone of Silence™.
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  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Rareth said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    Woolyloach said:
    tjohn said:
    Woolyloach said:
    IT CAME FROM PLANET LOACH, WIP 1 - coming together now!

    If true to form for the B-Movies I grew up with, she'll outrun The Floating Gut Monster until she trips on something. Then she'll lay there screaming while the camera zooms in on her horrified face. Then it'll cut to a scene in a police station where they'll be discussing the murder and mocking the idea there is a monster on the loose.
    "What was that call, Frank?"
    "Just some nut that swears he saw a monster at the Drive-In."
    "Yeah, probably one of them little green men from Mars."
    They laugh.
    But little do they know...

    If I had a kick ass machine, I'd animate that scene! :vampire: :vampire:


    shooo beasties shoooo

    lol.. not sure the FGM would shoo easily. maybe fire...

    FIRE BAD!!!! :ahhh:

    looks there is more to the Fog than just Mr. FGM.... are you Sure Stephen King isn't involved?

    Heh heh, wait for the next book! :vampire:

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.


    Needz Cone of Silence™.


    i remember the cone. the cone wouldn't go up, then Chief would get stuck, max would wriggle out, he'd see 99, then be like, 'forgetting something'.

  • SiscaSisca Posts: 875
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    tjohn said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.


    Needz Cone of Silence™.


    i remember the cone. the cone wouldn't go up, then Chief would get stuck, max would wriggle out, he'd see 99, then be like, 'forgetting something'.

    I remember seeing 99 and forgetting what I was doing as well :)

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited August 2013

    Misty Whisky said:
    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.

    Go into a closet. Also, hang heavy drapes and such over windows, that'll help, keep all animals out of the room while recording, use a tight cardioid pattern mic with good side rejection.

    Or rent studio time locally for an hour. Otherwise, you're going to spend serious money soundproofing.

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    It's 10:20 pm. Do you know where your grip on reality is?

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  • TJohnTJohn Posts: 11,214
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.

    Go into a closet. Also, hang heavy drapes and such over windows, that'll help, keep all animals out of the room while recording, use a tight cardioid pattern mic with good side rejection.

    Or rent studio time locally for an hour. Otherwise, you're going to spend serious money soundproofing.

    Okay, I tried hanging drapes over Windows, but it doesn't seem to have any effect on ambient noise.

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  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    wondering if i can trade-in an old shure mic. bought the thing in '88.

    tee hee - do they make like stethoscope mics? could record my heartbeat and other gurgly noises as background sounds.

  • 7th Stone Productions7th Stone Productions Posts: 370
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    It's 10:20 pm. Do you know where your grip on reality is?

    Are you quite sure that didn't read 10:10?

    Haven't got a clue about am or pm, but then again I don't know where reality is. Therefore I never had a grip on it to begin with.

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    IT CAME FROM PLANET LOACH, WIP 1 - coming together now!

    Hehe and the movie hasn't started yet :lol:

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    wondering if i can trade-in an old shure mic. bought the thing in '88.

    tee hee - do they make like stethoscope mics? could record my heartbeat and other gurgly noises as background sounds.

    Put the mic inside a funnel and it will be like a stethoscope :)

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    Woolyloach said:
    :lol: I wish!

    On the ferry in San Francisco, they served beer and wine in the evening, coffee and breakfast biscuits in the morning (espresso too). The absolute most civilized way to commute, period. :coolsmile:

    In Finland, we have a Beer Tram.

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    ouch, eaten alive from the inside. stomach acid is powerful stuff :(

    It is like Alien bleeding in your tummy. :(

  • ps1borgps1borg Posts: 12,776
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    ouch, eaten alive from the inside. stomach acid is powerful stuff :(

    It is like Alien bleeding in your tummy. :(

    Ouch

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,519
    edited December 1969

    I burnt my finger. My finger. My poor little finger

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Woolyloach said:
    :lol: I wish!

    On the ferry in San Francisco, they served beer and wine in the evening, coffee and breakfast biscuits in the morning (espresso too). The absolute most civilized way to commute, period. :coolsmile:

    In Finland, we have a Beer Tram.

    mega awesome!

  • MistaraMistara Posts: 38,675
    edited December 1969

    Kulay Wolf said:
    I burnt my finger. My finger. My poor little finger

    wuh woes. you haz some aloe vera to put on the burn?

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    tjohn said:
    Woolyloach said:
    Misty Whisky said:
    meh meh meh

    trying to record a couple lines, but there's ambient noisiness, crickets and froggy choruses outside. frequent cars driving by. bubby chewing on his rawhide. the fan going. then the refrigerator kicks on. in my old band days we used to rent studio time by the hour to practice. meh. can't do that these days. production over budget, lol.
    meh meh meh wahhs, i don't want to sleep without an o/n render rendering. wasting a whole night.

    remember the gather node? it was one of the fun nodes.

    Go into a closet. Also, hang heavy drapes and such over windows, that'll help, keep all animals out of the room while recording, use a tight cardioid pattern mic with good side rejection.

    Or rent studio time locally for an hour. Otherwise, you're going to spend serious money soundproofing.


    Okay, I tried hanging drapes over Windows, but it doesn't seem to have any effect on ambient noise.

    *smecks TJohn with a rubber chicken* :P

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Misty Whisky said:
    wondering if i can trade-in an old shure mic. bought the thing in '88.

    tee hee - do they make like stethoscope mics? could record my heartbeat and other gurgly noises as background sounds.

    As to trading in the mic, you never know!

    They make contact mics that could pick up your breathing and heartbeat, not cheap, though. :-S

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    Woolyloach said:
    :lol: I wish!

    On the ferry in San Francisco, they served beer and wine in the evening, coffee and breakfast biscuits in the morning (espresso too). The absolute most civilized way to commute, period. :coolsmile:

    In Finland, we have a Beer Tram.

    Finland is a more civilized country than the U.S., I'm afraid. :down:

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    IT CAME FROM PLANET LOACH - WIP 2.. now with more eerie fog! :vampire:

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  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    You might wanna add some stuff to the scenery, right now it is bit too clean, if you know what I mean? Like, a candy wrapper or trash or knocked over beer bottle; potted plants in a concrete trough, trashbins, etc.

  • frank0314frank0314 Posts: 14,258
    edited December 1969

    Yeah thats a pretty clean drivein but it can be hard to find misc pieces like that. I know I have some in a freebie i did if you have it. http://www.daz3d.com/the-garbage-pile

  • SkirikiSkiriki Posts: 4,976
    edited December 1969

    I was thinking about that one, but I have faith in Wooly, surely he has some garbage around :D

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Skiriki said:
    You might wanna add some stuff to the scenery, right now it is bit too clean, if you know what I mean? Like, a candy wrapper or trash or knocked over beer bottle; potted plants in a concrete trough, trashbins, etc.

    I might have some trash somewhere.. I intend to stick a car there (it IS a drive-in), I might have a dumpster.. have to search, :-S

    The fog needs to be green, too. Not sure how to do that.

    Good suggestions - thanks! :)

    *sips coffee and sways to a Strauss waltz*

  • WoolyloachWoolyloach Posts: 0
    edited December 1969

    Frank0314 said:
    Yeah thats a pretty clean drivein but it can be hard to find misc pieces like that. I know I have some in a freebie i did if you have it. http://www.daz3d.com/the-garbage-pile

    I have that - just added it in and hid the fences. I'll seee how it looks, now it could be an abandoned drive-in! :gulp:

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