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I'm not that concerned about the bones in gummy sharks, because they are mostly gummy also... my big problem is the bag they come in... it's not gummy... and apparently a choking hazard if you try to eat it.
I used to enjoy gummy animals, but after I was mauled by a gummy bear, I was kinda soured on the experience... it wasn't much of a mauling being it was made of gelatin, but it was the principle of the matter... That, and after finding out the gummy rat I ate was actually just a regular rat in lime jello, that was it for me and the gummy experience...
Yeah, I know Gummy Sharks are actually tasty real fish Mustelus Antarcticus, or "Flake", "Australian Smooth Hound", "Smooth Willy" or "Yummy Dog-Shark"... (those last two might not be accurate)... I was just being facetious.
I also wanted to post these I took this morning .. we had about 15 robins taking a bath in the chickens watering troth ... thats a hopeful sign for spring.
and I just love how some of the animals get along together.
OH MY GOD!!
THEY'VE FORMED AN ALLIANCE!!
THE PROPHECIES HAVE COME TRUE!!
USA data is showing how fast it can spread... it can even strike hard pandemic prepared countries as well... if there are any pandemic prepared countries.
I am going crazy by having conversations with my goldfish. Wait they are a bit one sided. I talk to the golfish and the goldfish wonder when the next feeding time is.
That's a lot of running around & coughing in the store. There must not have been very many customers present. Maybe its time we start having stun-gun armed security in stores to deal with people like that in a swift, direct, and non-lethal manner.
Today I was reading a New York Times article and came up with a great thought... (which I shared with them in the comments section)
During this crisis we are seeing a shortage of toilet paper... and moments before I was reading the article about how toilet paper was being delivered by armed guards to a CVS in Washington, I came across a picture from my trip to the local beach which I posted here a few days back...
Stay with me on this... it could change your life.
Okay, back in the days of Ancient Rome, they had these communal toilets where people pooped together and discussed the events of the day, who decapitated who at the Colosseum and what was the latest rage in semi decayed food... etc... And after the pooping and BSing, the romans would clean their posterior orifices with a Xylospongium (or "Tersorium", depending on which ancient Roman you ask), which is basically a natural sea sponge on a stick.
Okay, don't act shocked... this was Ancient Rome, and that was actually one of less gross things that was common... but don't worry, they didn't just chuck them out, they usually (usually) washed them in a bucket of salt water or vinegar... I'm not sure what they did with the vinegar afterwards, but I don't want to think about it either (that's not the origin of balsamic vinegar... or at least I don't think so...)... which is good, because that was like an early commitment to recycling... right?
In case you are wondering what they looked like...
Anyway...
A few days back when I was down at the beach, I came across a bunch of huge watermelon size chunks of natural sea sponges... which are quite common to see around here, usually after a storm or one of those crab Kaiju comes ashore. These things just sit on the beach and usually just dry up and blow off into the dunes where they eventually crumble into nothingness.
They look something like this...
Well... without the eyes...
So I was thinking... everyone is running out of toilet paper, and everyone is into natural products these days and what is more natural than "Sponge-On-A-Stick"?
Its 100% recyclable... in fact if you just chucked it out the window when you were done, there is a 90% chance a seagull would swoop down and carry it off... at least that's what happens with French fries and chicken nuggets around here... but anyway, you could probably reuse Sponge-On-A-Stick, tens, if not elevens of times before it became too crusty... provided you had a big bucket of vinegar or salt water...
I know you are probably intrigued or mildly disgusted, but hear me out... I could make tons of money on this and some of that money could be yours...
Okay that wasn't a great argument, but it's 100% natural and it's made from soft sponges that died a peaceful natural death at the hands of Mother Nature... and the sticks would be made from natural stick wood, harvested naturally with chainsaws or dynamite...
You are probably looking at that picture and saying "that's gross, it's full of sand and it looks like rotting kelp... but I am intrigued... tell me more..."
Yes... it is full of sand, or as we in the Sponge-On-A-Stick industry like to call it "Silicate mirco-encapsulated power scrubbing nodules"... these tiny little grains of scrubbing power have been packed into every nook, cranny and pore on the sponge by Mother Nature herself using the patented action of tidal motion to drag the sponge back and forth zillions of times across the sand until the sponge is ready for use... And the rotting kelp thing is actually nature's way of ensuring it's soft, yet free of chemicals and harmful dyes that could hurt your bottom... not only that, but Sponge-On-A-Stick comes in "Rustic Beach", "Natural Seashore" and "Sun Dried Crab" scents that are each a unique and unparalleled olfactory experience.
The moment your friends come over they'll all ask... "what's that smell" and you can say "Sponge-On-A-Stick".
I hope I've you convinced because this is a potential gold mine for me and I know you people want me to have your money instead of the evil toilet paper cartels... Besides, if I don't get it someone else will... and if not them, what were you going to spend it on... Rent? Food?... ?
You need to jump on this today before there are evil sponge cartels grabbing up all the sponges, stuffing them in bags and claiming "5 Ultra sponges = 625,000 regular sponges" when you know damn well they are the same damn sponges... you also need to stock up now before the next pandemic which I'm sure will involve zombies or vampire spores which will probably lead to disruptions in the supply chain and lots of sponge hoarding... and since toilet paper can't be found on the seashore (well not always)...( I did find some pants last time... but I'm not sure if they are man made or like natural sea pants)... (anyway)...
So there you have it... Sponge-On-A-Stick... and you can get in on the bottom level and be the first kids on the block to be scrubbing your booty with the wave of the future...
Get it... wave of the future... because it's a sponge and it comes from the sea and the sea has waves... eh, never mind...
Sponge-On-A-Stick... look for it in stores now!
Well, soon... pretty soon... I'm kinda tired now and I don't feel like driving down to the beach and it's like getting late and the seagulls are always pecking me because my jacket smells like crabs... there's a legitimate reason for that, but it's a long story... hopefully I still remember about this tomorrow... but if you see Sponge-On-A-Stick in the stores, you definitely should buy it.
Hey... you wanna see the pants I found?…
Maybe a mermaid lost them... ?
You are only going crazy if the goldfish talks back in a Scottish accent... and then it's really only "crazy" based on what version of reality you choose to accept...
And it's definitely not if your goldfish is actually an ancient Highlander prince who's been eternally cursed to reside in the body of a goldfish because he flipped off some old hag who turned out to be an enchantress, and now he must wait until he can make up for his sins by changing someone's life for the better, which is why he is still a goldfish after 600 years... mostly because he keeps freaking people out and getting thrown out the window or flushed down the toilet...
You know... give him a chance, listen to what he has to say...
All I am getting is thanks for the fish food since I had practically just fed them.
I use 6 oz. chunk light tuna in a pouch for my tuna salad but it put a few other things in it. Boiled eggs, Mayo, Yellow Mustard, Old Bay Seasnoing, Best Made/DelDixie Sweet Jalapino Relish, and sometimes, some green olive salad slices or grated red onion. I miss going to Long John Silvers for fish and chips butn there are a lot ofm good seafood places in Galveston (thiough most are closed right now and take out seafood doesn't normally do well). Thinking about frying up some Catfish if I can find some at the store. And I love going to Red Lobster when tney are doing Endless Shrimp.
Luckily I have lots of eggs (3 dozen) and about 8 pouches of Tuna (had them before all ths started as part of my survival food storage)
I'm glad you ask asked!
Ummm...
Sure!
In fact there are literally thousands of uses for Sponge-On-A-Stick… none of which have been confirmed, thought out, tested, proven to be safe or even invented yet... but there are thousands of uses!
And now exfoliating dead zombified skin is one of them!
In fact I just thought of another use... placing used ones along the perimeter of one's property to prevent unwelcome visitors.
See... the uses never end!
oh crap, I just realised why Jesus refused the sponge dipped in vinegar on the cross
those were Roman soldiers and it was the sponge on a stick!
Olives are the devil. >.>
I do love me some Long John Silvers chicken planks.
But they're SO GOOD.........
I'm not adding that to the list of thousands of uses...
Well... yet...
Maybe I can work it into the history of Sponge-On-A-Stick... you know... for the investors pitch meeting.
Investors love things with a rich history... so far all I got besides the obvious was that some time around 40 AD a Germanic gladiator committed suicide with a sponge on a stick (but not Sponge-On-A-Stick™... it's like totally safe*)... apparently he hid away in a lavatory area in an amphitheater and stuffed a sponge on a stick down his throat to choke himself to death... I'm assuming there weren't a lot of sharp objects available and he was in a real hurry.
Maybe I'll leave that out...
for now...
*Absolutely not a guarantee of safety.
Oh man, I used to LOVE LJS, didn't know they were still around.
Just looked up a location near me and no wonder, they are one of those multi rest buildings with LJS, tacobell, KFC and "whatever else they can add to the menu" deals
I'm going to have to look into this and see what the research department says...
Wait...
I am the research department...
Ummmm...
Sure!
One can soak a Sponge-On-A-Stick™ in virtually any substance known to man or woman and the results will be satisfactory every time!*
*Not a guarantee of satisfaction.
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.Herbivores usually get along, its the carnivores that cause most the problems.
Ah, yes, Long John Silver's greaseatorium. I used to go there for lamp oil. I'd just squeeze out a couple of fried somethings and ta-da, flamable lubricant. It was my effort towards recycling the energy.
Back 25-30 years ago when my body was functioning properly, LJS was a frequent stop for me. (Mmmm, grease...) But now that my gall bladder only works in fits & starts, and fat digestion is only a distant memory, anything from LJS just slides right on through me.
That, and high quality ice cream too.
Specially with a glass of Gin.
Martini, make it a triple. Gin, not vodka, obviously, navy strength perferred. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Add 1 tablespoon of olive brine to make it dirty and add 3 olives for garnish. Enjoy
Very nice . I didn't know you were a Kingsman?
Higgs : "Happy DOOMSday !"
Shhh, don't tell anyone
...going to be making my normal Friday Cajun rock fish with garlic and tarragon roasted red potato wedges(soaking the potatoes right now), and buttered mini carrots in a bit.
...mmm would look mighty tasty in the skillet. I miss fishing for trout, perch, and walleye up north in Wisconsin. .The only decent trout fishing where I am now is in the eastern part the state and Idaho. Wouldn't eat anything that comes out of the "Willamette cesspool" and am allergic to salmon which is the major fish out here in Oregon (sort of like being lactose intolerant and living in Wisconsin).
..I've actually had real shark. Very nice, no bones.