A dumb English rant

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  • namffuaknamffuak Posts: 4,192

    "There exists no noun which cannot be verbed." Bill Waterson, as Calvin.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,681
    edited August 2020

    Wow, this blew up.  :)

    Many made good points in this thread so far, but I'll explain why no one's changing my mind. I used to tutor conversational English to international college students, so I'm a bit of a stickler for at least *trying* to use complete sentences and not just bending the rules as I see fit. Of course I understand what DAZ, Red Robin, and the rest are saying, but like Byrdie said, I always get a bit of a "Me Tarzan" feeling when I see nouns used a verbs; as if the company is thinking that *we* are the dumb ones that need such simplification in order to understand them. I also spend a lot of time in political and gaming communities - two that are most definitely not known for their accurate spelling and proper grammar - and my Facebook feed is full of people saying things like "finna" and "wat u do". When you see almost nothing but poor English every day, you can probably understand why I'm fed up with every new instance.

     

    Wendy: Oh yeah, I see "rediculous" more often than the correct way, and it's wrong and annoying every single time.

    Ron: Haha, yeah seeing people refer to Studio as "DAZ" bugs me too. Maybe from now on, we should start saying "I need to export the images from Adobe to assemble in Adobe and then combine the video clips in Adobe".   smiley

     

    So yeah, debate the complexity of English all you want and consider me a grammar prude if you like, but every time I see that front page, I'm going to mumble to myself "tech ain't a verb".   wink

    "rediculous"...  Isn't that a Hogwart's spell incantation for dispelling boggarts?

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  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715
    nicstt said:

    It may or may not work for you (I'm not a fan) but the decision to use a noun as a verb - especially in a slogan - is not inherently "dumb". By all means demur, and stick to the previously established norms, but don't simply assume that those who pursue another path are doing so because their command of English is lacking.

    Actually Richard, it's more a case of wonder what marketing folks (not aimed at Daz but the demographic as a whole) think of their customers.

    It's only tit-for-tat for what we think about marketing folk.devil

    Well, there is that, but we're not trying to sell them cool-aid :)

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,260
    James_H said:
    kyoto kid said:

    ...ah, and here I thought it was a rant about not enough vehicles with right hand drive. 

    Though yeah, not very fond of improper usage.  Back in school it would get the ire of the teacher. 

    Well that is a reasonable rant. From here.

    ...one of my stories has a major portion of it that takes place in the UK, but so few vehicles in the store here (and even over at Rendo) have right hand drive, even those which are knockoffs of ones made in England.  Scaling the mesh -100% does swap what side the controls are on, but then anything with numbers or letters on it is backwards as well. 

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,260
    edited August 2020

    ...when it comes to rants, few can hold a candle to those of Mr. John Cleese.

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,681
    edited August 2020
    kyoto kid said:

    ...whne it comes to rants, few can hold a candle to those of Mr. John Cleese.

    But, Basil Fawlty is a close second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFMpySg_UrM

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  • Wow, this blew up.  :)

    Many made good points in this thread so far, but I'll explain why no one's changing my mind. I used to tutor conversational English to international college students, so I'm a bit of a stickler for at least *trying* to use complete sentences and not just bending the rules as I see fit. Of course I understand what DAZ, Red Robin, and the rest are saying, but like Byrdie said, I always get a bit of a "Me Tarzan" feeling when I see nouns used a verbs; as if the company is thinking that *we* are the dumb ones that need such simplification in order to understand them. I also spend a lot of time in political and gaming communities - two that are most definitely not known for their accurate spelling and proper grammar - and my Facebook feed is full of people saying things like "finna" and "wat u do". When you see almost nothing but poor English every day, you can probably understand why I'm fed up with every new instance.

     

    Wendy: Oh yeah, I see "rediculous" more often than the correct way, and it's wrong and annoying every single time.

    Ron: Haha, yeah seeing people refer to Studio as "DAZ" bugs me too. Maybe from now on, we should start saying "I need to export the images from Adobe to assemble in Adobe and then combine the video clips in Adobe".   smiley

     

    So yeah, debate the complexity of English all you want and consider me a grammar prude if you like, but every time I see that front page, I'm going to mumble to myself "tech ain't a verb".   wink

    As someone who's been teaching English internationally in three countries in the last decade, I just see catchy slogans and language that changes with technology and world.  I don't think its meant to dumb anything down (see? Dumb is a noun and a verb!) just to make things catchy and appealing in a time where people scroll thru headlines fast and only grab main words. When you're browsing on your phone on the go and just grab a couple words, make them catchy. Seems pretty straight forward for the times and advertising. :) Besides, headlines and slogans are in a different zone when it comes to grammar. Space is a premium. So is focus when flipping through ads and pages online. It makes sense to condense.

  • macleanmaclean Posts: 2,438
    and my Facebook feed is full of people saying things like "finna" and "wat u do"

    I hate to sound like a complete fool, but what does 'finna' mean? I tried guessing, (really!), but got nowhere.

    Of course, the last time I looked at my Facebook page was um.... a long time ago.

  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,191
    maclean said:
    and my Facebook feed is full of people saying things like "finna" and "wat u do"

    I hate to sound like a complete fool, but what does 'finna' mean? I tried guessing, (really!), but got nowhere.

     

    "fitting to", which if you're not familiar with the vernacular of the American South, is "meaning to" or "planning to".

  • macleanmaclean Posts: 2,438
    Gordig said:
    maclean said:
    and my Facebook feed is full of people saying things like "finna" and "wat u do"

    I hate to sound like a complete fool, but what does 'finna' mean? I tried guessing, (really!), but got nowhere.

     

    "fitting to", which if you're not familiar with the vernacular of the American South, is "meaning to" or "planning to".

    Whoa! I'd never have guessed that in a million years! You learn something every day. Thanks!

  • SnowSultanSnowSultan Posts: 3,648

    DisparateDreamer: Those are decent enough reasons, I won't argue with that. Depends on what's being advertised though, if I go into the hospital and see a sign that says "Time to Doctor!", I'll try treating my problem at home.   ;)

    Gordig: Do people actually say 'finna' out loud? I've never heard it spoken, only online or in texts and only fairly recently. I guess I won't give it such a hard time if it's been established for a while.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,939

    While I have mixed feelings about using a noun as a verb, I do think "tech" would be the wrong word either way.

  • SevrinSevrin Posts: 6,310
    Gordig said:
    maclean said:
    and my Facebook feed is full of people saying things like "finna" and "wat u do"

    I hate to sound like a complete fool, but what does 'finna' mean? I tried guessing, (really!), but got nowhere.

     

    "fitting to", which if you're not familiar with the vernacular of the American South, is "meaning to" or "planning to".

    "Fixing to" actually. 

  • edited August 2020

    I would say that rants like this are a little bit self-righteous. While I secretly pride myself with my usage of language and grammar, I've worked in manufacturing management for a long time, around people from 30-40 different countries over the years.

    When someone calls in late and says "It's Traffic", or that they "cooked it good" when reporting a successful furnace batch, I get the point.

    Something to consider; there's always been a first time for every word or concept ever expressed in any language.

    You ain't gunna right it. Why complain?

    Of course languages change, but I see no need to grease the downward slide.  This era has the dubious distinction of glorifying ignorance and promoting it globally at at the speed of light.  Talk about greasing the slide! frown

    Well, we might all be greasing the downward slide, but in this social media computer age, "friending" has become a popular term.  Surely a failing cause for the decline of the English language.  Do people know where when and where this term was first recorded???

    Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.

    So, gentlemen,
    With all my love I do commend me to you:
    And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
    May do, to express his love and friending to you,
    God willing, shall not lack.

    There are multiple examples as Shakespeare was well known, and a prime villain of using nouns and creating verbisms to pollute the English language, many of which have been spoken ever since.  Has that really contributed to a downward language slide???  I 'accessed' my computer, 'googled' the terms, 'downloaded' the results, and 'xeroxed' the printout.surprise 

    With all due respect, I guess its for every person for each and own to decide.

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  • ArtAngelArtAngel Posts: 1,797

    It may or may not work for you (I'm not a fan) but the decision to use a noun as a verb - especially in a slogan - is not inherently "dumb". By all means demur, and stick to the previously established norms, but don't simply assume that those who pursue another path are doing so because their command of English is lacking.

    The beauty of all rules (art, authorship, writing) is to know them, and break them.

  • marblemarble Posts: 7,500

    So many of my pet peeves mentioned here but I have to say that using "your" when you mean "you're" is just wrong. It is not a manner of speaking or a regional oddity, it is just using the wrong word. Starting every sentence with "so" is another one that raises my blood pressure - it is especially prevalent among academics and science students. One that jumps to mind although it is less of a bother to me is the use of "less" instead of "fewer". Of course, I've been on the receiving end of similar rants in the past - I remember (thankfully a long time ago) being corrected for spelling definitely as "definately". I had been doing so since my school days and the experience of being corrected by a colleague was truly embarrassing.

    I think that the normal forum etiquette whereby we refrain from correcting people is as it should be but it is nice to have a thread like this so that everyone can air their rants.

  • SevrinSevrin Posts: 6,310
    marble said:

    So many of my pet peeves mentioned here but I have to say that using "your" when you mean "you're" is just wrong.

    I thought we were all agreed on "ur" for both?

  • marblemarble Posts: 7,500
    edited August 2020
    Sevrin said:
    marble said:

    So many of my pet peeves mentioned here but I have to say that using "your" when you mean "you're" is just wrong.

    I thought we were all agreed on "ur" for both?

    Oh, I must have missed that ... is it too late to object?

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,618

    ur bugs me on so many levels angry

     

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,939

    I like English muffins.

  • SnowSultanSnowSultan Posts: 3,648

    "The beauty of all rules (art, authorship, writing) is to know them, and break them."

    I prefer following the rules and just trying to make the end result be something that others may not have seen before. Not all rules need breaking.

  • SevrinSevrin Posts: 6,310
    ArtAngel said:

    It may or may not work for you (I'm not a fan) but the decision to use a noun as a verb - especially in a slogan - is not inherently "dumb". By all means demur, and stick to the previously established norms, but don't simply assume that those who pursue another path are doing so because their command of English is lacking.

    The beauty of all rules (art, authorship, writing) is to know them, and break them.

    Yeah, but I have doubts about the "knowing the rules" part most of the time.  

  • James_HJames_H Posts: 1,046

    I shall now spend the day deciding whether it is more conducive to my self-image to consider myself a Daz Stud or a Daztard. I shall spend some time in my studdy doing just that.

    If I had to add my own pet peeve, I really hate those who make a potentially aggressive or personal comment and then seek to dissipate its heat with a smiley face. 

  • SevrinSevrin Posts: 6,310
    James_H said:

    I shall now spend the day deciding whether it is more conducive to my self-image to consider myself a Daz Stud or a Daztard. I shall spend some time in my studdy doing just that.

    If I had to add my own pet peeve, I really hate those who make a potentially aggressive or personal comment and then seek to dissipate its heat with a smiley face. 

    Oh me too!  I just want to grind them into the dust. smiley

  • fred9803fred9803 Posts: 1,564

    I note that those here who agree with the OP's position aren't necessarily grammar nazis but those of the older generations, myself included. It grates (verb) with me when I see "then" used as "than" and "should of" rather than "should have", but I can live with all that as long as the meaning remains clear. The purpose of written language to only to convey an idea to another person so correct spelling and grammar don't really matter as long as the message gets across.

  • mcorrmcorr Posts: 1,094
    edited August 2020

    The Rona might be getting to some of you. Chill. There are far, far worse things going on regarding dumbificatiin all around us. Things that in comparison make this rant trivial and even meaningless (which it is even on it’s own merits, but I won’t get into linguistic functionality, comparative linguistic analysis, transactional analysis, other linguistic precedents, thinking outside of the box, humor, creativity, and their usefulness, etc). Perspective is everything in life. Remember that if you want a relatively adjusted, sane and doable life.

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  • MoreTNMoreTN Posts: 303
    j cade said:

    Did you understand the information that was trying to wbe conveyed? Then its all good.

    In this case, I'd have to say I actually don't understand what 'We tech' means, precisely because 'tech' is not a verb with an established meaning.  You mght as well say 'We wibble'.  What do you think 'We tech' means?

    Surprised you got away with "wibble" on a public forum.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,618
    MoreTN said:
    j cade said:

    Did you understand the information that was trying to wbe conveyed? Then its all good.

    In this case, I'd have to say I actually don't understand what 'We tech' means, precisely because 'tech' is not a verb with an established meaning.  You mght as well say 'We wibble'.  What do you think 'We tech' means?

    Surprised you got away with "wibble" on a public forum.

    isn't that what Wombles do?

  • CypherFOXCypherFOX Posts: 3,401
    edited August 2020

    Greetings,

    So my streams crossed a bit and I ran into this Twitter post, just before reading this thread; I'm quoting from a Twitter user, '@ChariotDaGawd' who said (with some clarifications by me):

    Someone accidentally tagged the author Myke Cole instead of Michael Murry (the designer on Tekken, a fighting game) and now Stephen King knows what a snake edge is.

    So...to translate, just a little bit:

    • 'the low' is 'the low attack move'.
    • 'the huge pushback' is a power of an attack that moves the opponent back significantly.
    • 'paul' is one of the characters.
    • 'launch punishable' means it can be blocked before the attack fires.  (Typically this means it takes more than a certain number of frames to start.)
    • 'snake edge' is...a special low kick move by 'bryan', another character in the game.
    • 'chars so op' means 'characters so over-powered'.

    That's a jargon.  A specialized form of language used by people engaged in a specific field.  Being comfortable with jargons, which is necessary to operate in a large number of fields, makes it easy to be more...flexible, about language use.

    ...but I love Myke Cole's well-expressed confusion here. ;)

    Just as another example, we use 'render' to describe generating an image from 3D objects.  But 'render' has a whole long history which has nothing to do with its current use, except in the vaguest sense.  Although honestly, with how it affects my CPU and GPU, 'melt down' is probably the closest early meaning. ;)  (Our modern use of 'render' probably comes from an early meaning of 'translate', as in an english rendering of a latin text, through 'artistic rendering' where an artist translates a concept to a picture, down to our usage.)

    If one wants a language whose expansion is strongly controlled, and limited, then one could use French, in which a government body had to decide on a word for what the rest of us call 'email', and decided on (if I recall correctly) courriel.

    But I like and feel a kinship for the bastard and evolving language that is English, with all its octopii, octopuses, and octipodes.  And I have literally supported verbing nouns forever.

    --  Morgan

     

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  • MalandarMalandar Posts: 776
    maclean said:

    "You design. We tech"

    That's the new slogan on the front page of DAZ? Jeez, when are we going to stop using nouns as verbs?

    That's a big ask.

    Ha! The recent conversion of 'ask' to a noun (in the UK anyway) irritates me no end. I'm not exactly a purist when it comes to the  English language - it's the sheer pretentiousness of it that irks me. Suddenly, it becomes trendy to throw idiotic words or phrases into conversation (face-time with your kids, etc), just to be considered 'hip'. (Tom Lehrer once described the folk music craze in the 1960s as "The currently fashionable form of idiocy among the self-styled intellectuals" - A phrase that still applies to half-witted behaviour today)

    My solution is usually to pick up a book by Charles Dickens, H.G. Wells or Conan Doyle and forget certain people live on the same planet as me.

    I HATE that one, it irritates me to no frigging end. It is not that hard to use the proper word request, it is not even hard to spell...

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