Immutable Rules of the DAZ Universe - Add Your Own!

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  • SempieSempie Posts: 658

    Stonemason's Backstreets must be the most well known streetblock in the DAZ world. Makes every light set look glorious....

  • ZaiZai Posts: 289
    mwokee said:

    No one ever thinks to photograph actual denim and other fabrics to create real textures. 

    We do that for entire shader packs. Second set is on its way into the store as we speak...with several more in the works. Can't seem to work fast enough! laugh

  • kimhkimh Posts: 389
    edited September 2020

    Men's body hair is so stiff and wiry that it has the strength to poke through any clothing material no matter how thick or bullet proof it is.. It's the bane of existance

     

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  • vagansvagans Posts: 422

    All female school uniforms look the same and would be actually banned in any school.

  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,186

    You can have hair, or you can wear a hat, but you can't do both.

  • mwokeemwokee Posts: 1,275
    Zai said:
    mwokee said:

    No one ever thinks to photograph actual denim and other fabrics to create real textures. 

    We do that for entire shader packs. Second set is on its way into the store as we speak...with several more in the works. Can't seem to work fast enough! laugh

    It'd be nice to have quality out of the box instead of purchasing god knows how many add ons.

  • TorquinoxTorquinox Posts: 3,636
    edited September 2020

    I know why Dazlandia has hardly any men. The rampaging army of mostly-naked, female assassins, vampires, and demons go around eliminating them for fun and profit. Only a handful of male cyborgs, gods, kings, and supersoldiers can survive very long in such a place. And there are a lot of magi hanging around!

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  • maikdeckermaikdecker Posts: 2,967
    Greymom said:

    There has obviously been a population explosion in the Fae community...

    ...which in itself is astounding, due to the low amount of male Fae folk. Probably some asexual reproduction....

  • GordigGordig Posts: 10,186
    Greymom said:

    There has obviously been a population explosion in the Fae community...

    ...which in itself is astounding, due to the low amount of male Fae folk. Probably some asexual reproduction....

    No, they just have a small stable of studs, which is why they look so similar to each other.

  • NathNath Posts: 2,853
    Greymom said:

    There has obviously been a population explosion in the Fae community...

    ...which in itself is astounding, due to the low amount of male Fae folk. Probably some asexual reproduction....

    Well, there are the sci-fi cloning facilities...

  • PerttiAPerttiA Posts: 10,024
    Nath said:
    Greymom said:

    There has obviously been a population explosion in the Fae community...

    ...which in itself is astounding, due to the low amount of male Fae folk. Probably some asexual reproduction....

    Well, there are the sci-fi cloning facilities...

    Makes sense with the characters missing the reproductive organs.

  • Every pose pack will have, at most, one pose that is usuable for anything other than advertising for the pose pack or an associated (but not included) prop set.

    The more annoyingly prominent a vendor makes their vanity folders, the less likely they are to produce anything of quality.

    The probability that the all items you saw on the sale ad that made you want to buy a product are actually part of that product follows the same probability rule as the buttered toast on carpet expense model.

  • Daz universe rule: The checkbox does nothing.

    "Why, I have a great long list of dumb Daz rules. In fact..."

    Hold on a sec while we log you out.

  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715

    Daz  guys wear tights, pants with no fly and slip on shoes. If they get socks and underwear they are the same ones they've had for years. Lately daz guys have to dforce their clothing so it doesn't balloon up and even that takes time and doesn't work so well.

    Well, generally male equipment is at a premium so they don't need a fly for said equipment. cheeky

  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715
    Greymom said:

    There has obviously been a population explosion in the Fae community...

    Yeh, but they can't keep up with the clothing requirements.

  • WinterMoonWinterMoon Posts: 2,010

    Obviously the most common profession in Dazland is being an Instagram and/or Youtube star, whose job is to be enviably effortlessly perfect while performing mundane tasks in dance-like movements.

  • marblemarble Posts: 7,500
    jakiblue said:

    Everybody is stunningly beautiful, as they walk down the gazillions of hallways.

    I find this to be true in the US television/movie universe too. That's probably why I have a soft spot for Steve Buscemi who has done well despite being what I would call ordinary looking. British TV tends to cast a lot more "ordinary" looking people.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,936
    Greymom said:

    There has obviously been a population explosion in the Fae community...

    ...which in itself is astounding, due to the low amount of male Fae folk. Probably some asexual reproduction....

    That may have been my fault.

    https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/comment/5434606/#Comment_5434606

  • I honestly don't know where some of you got your Fae sex ed

    everyone knows fairies are born from flower buds when they open

  • MadaMada Posts: 2,024

    Daz universe rule: The checkbox does nothing.

    "Why, I have a great long list of dumb Daz rules. In fact..."

    Hold on a sec while we log you out.

    I hate that hold on a sec message - that one made me LOL

    Every Daz user not buying an item will post in the thread for that item about not buying that item... profusely :P

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,936

    There is only one true cat and nothing will ever replace it.

  • NylonGirl said:

    There is only one true cat and nothing will ever replace it.

    one needs to move out of the DAZ universe into the multiverse to find the cat enlightement

    it exists but it's name cannot be said

  • nicstt said:

     

    Most lights and lamps either don't work because they lack cabling, or use magic - or in advanced societies the electric is beamed.

     

    I was going to say that Nikola Tesla perfected his wireless electrical delivery in the DAZ universe...

  • Hylas said:
    NylonGirl said:
     

    Doing your hair, there is a chance it will explode.

    Ok, this made me laugh out loud laugh

    Me too! The visual alone :)

  • Every person in the DAZ Universe must wait in limbo until a mystical arrow clicks on their strange square-like window to let them out into an endless void. There they will be toyed around with in a multitude of ways, from looks to height to what gender they are, even if originally made in one way or another. They will constantly have parts grafted to them and then taken away, all the while being thrust back into that square-shaped limbo they always reside in for some strange reason. And if they are ever given friends, family or an intimate somebody to share a moment with, they are inevitably thrust apart and back into that limbo....to be given a new look and new people to hang with. And when the next generation is introduced, they still are paraded in the void to be compared to the "next-best thing" and given no say in what they are to do in life - that is if they are actually alive, really.

  • ariocharioch Posts: 172

    In Dazlandia...

    95% of all bathrooms have those absolutely ridiculous, wasteful vessel-style sinks.

    Many kitchens don't have a refrigerator (I mean ... WHY??)

    Layout / logical floorplans / proper pathways are secondary to aesthetic.

    I envision Mike going to the kitchen to get something to eat in the middle of the night, only to realize that there's no where to store perishable foods. As he walks away sighing and hungry, he tries to navigate an obstacle course-like house to get back to his bedroom, invariably bumping into every corner of every piece of furniture in his way. By the time he reaches his room, his legs are black and blue and sore as hell and his hangriness knows no bounds.

    Meanwhile, Vicky is going through her nighttime routine in the bathroom, splashing water all over the place - down the sides of the sink, and onto the counter and floor. As she fnished up, she inadvertently slips on the water spilled from the sink and bumps her head on the seatless toilet rim, knocking herself out.

    Mike and Vicky sure could use a vacation ... but wait! There's no door to leave their apartment / house, so they can never leave!

  • In certain unspoken of corners of the Daz universe (begins with render ends with otica) male appendages are measured in feet.  And are more likely to be found on women than men.

  • ariocharioch Posts: 172
    Gazzalodi said:

    In certain unspoken of corners of the Daz universe (begins with render ends with otica) male appendages are measured in feet.  And are more likely to be found on women than men.

     

    O.M.F.G. this is SO true lol

    Don't forget, they have thicker, more prominent veins than on a weightlifer's neck testing his upper limit.

  • In the Daz universe staircases often don't have handrails.  Walking and up down them is extremely dangerous, especially in heels when drunk.

  • nonesuch00nonesuch00 Posts: 18,316
    marble said:
    jakiblue said:

    Everybody is stunningly beautiful, as they walk down the gazillions of hallways.

    I find this to be true in the US television/movie universe too. That's probably why I have a soft spot for Steve Buscemi who has done well despite being what I would call ordinary looking. British TV tends to cast a lot more "ordinary" looking people.

    I don't know who he was but I vaguely remembered a Marvel comic book artist of some sort (looked it up John Buscemi) so I looked him up. He would of made a much better actor to play John Nash in a "A Beautiful Mind" than Russell Crowe. 

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