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You might just feel a moments discomfort. Yeh right!
Every man in Dazland is always in a boxer's stance, or he is permanently shooting wildly. That a single living being still exists there at all is a real miracle.
The women of this land stand and walk in very strange, twisted poses; many suffer from dislocations. Eye diseases are equally common: Women in particular suffer from severe strabismus.
OMG! That 2 pound cat just lost a 1 pound poo.
When you look at DAZ people closely you will notice that the pores on parts of their faces form stragely elongated streaks. Also, even the heaviest makeup never looks caked-on.
Crime is rampant on DAZ-world, as all any malefactors have to do to disguise themselves while committing their nefarious acts is to make a few adjustments to their parameter dials and swap out their hair, rendering them completely unrecognizeable.
In the DAZ Universe, Issac Newton had to write FOUR laws:
1 - An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force
2 - Force Equals mass times acceleration
3 - For every Action, there is an equal and opposite reaction
4 - Laws 1-3 are all null and void if d-force parameters are not adjusted correctly, in which case any item that is affected by gravity will usually just explode.
Poo is luxury item that must be bought
And that's only once you can find a vendor willing to sell it to you. Selling poo is apparently a crappy business to be in.
The majority of women in DAZ world use the Legally Blonde "bend and snap" method of posing.
Speaking of disrespect for the law: all three of the DAZ Dragons, Herschell Hoffmeyers's Wyvern and Midnight Stories recently released giant sand worm massively violate the first law of thermodynamics. All five expend vastly more energy than they could possibly take in.
Cheers,
Alex.
As opposed to real-world dragons, wyverns, and sand worms?
Not if they run on anti-matter. Or really spicy Thai food. I had a green papaya salad once that I swear was thermo-nuclear.
I know some business doing greatly selling that kind of...gotta figure!
In the Dazian Universe has 3 Suns, named 3Delight, iRay and Filament, first one is a giant red, the second one is the actual Yellow active and the third one is a little blue dwarf star...very dangerous if you have hair!
Yes indeedy! Not more than two miles east of here is a poo factory. They hire hundreds of bovines and milk them for all the milk and poo they can get. The factory sells both the milk and the poo, (and the bovines later). Great large tank trucks drive up to the nasty spigot that comes out of the side of the huge poo pond where the poo has been sitting for a week getting liquidized, and fill their tank and drive off to who knows where, to further process the poo for who knows what nefarious purposes. Probably make cosmetics or something. The bovines haven't unionized yet so they just work for the hay of it.
Poo has it's uses. Back in the day it was used to soften leather by rubbing it in by hand, apparently the people doing it would stop throwing up after a day or so on the job.
Not a great job if you tend to chew your nails tho...
depends entirely on the poo-er
human poo is nasty
I don't mind crumbling up a bit of well rotted cow manure and mixing it with my potting mix with my bare hands
And that was after the leather had already been cured and bleached using distillates of urine. And yet, at that, it was still far better for human use than some of the toxic stuff that was used in the 17-1800's once mass manufacturing began.
I work for a pumps manufacturer. Apparently, one of the nastiest things you can pump through one of our products is pig poo. It's not just chemically nasty but is very abrasive as well.
Cheers,
Alex.
When I worked on instrumentation the nastiest stuff that was pumped was liquid sodium, but being a metal it was possible to use a magnetic field to pump it, so no moving parts.
pig poo would be worse than human poo for sure, they eat anything, even humans
Pig poo is nasty, but chicken poo is in a league of its own.
Cow poo was used in the building of my parent's house in the 1590's. The house was cob, and cow muck was added by cattle to the mud as they churned it up prior to the farmer laying the cob onto the top of the walls. The cow poo acted as a plasticiser when laying the cob. Useful stuff. In our current house (dating to 1896) urine was used in the plaster as an accelerator and plasticiser. All builders at the time were required to urinate in a barrel for the plasterer to use. And there was generally a lot, as builders were lubricated with large quantities of 'small beer' instead of potentially unsafe water. We found records relating to our last house (1898) where the builders were supplied with an imperial gallon a day (4.5 litres) of small beer.
Regards,
Richard
Great, now we have a Poo topic...
Ok, universe added...
Depends on their feed and what kind of floor they are kept on.
This is the first I have seen of the thread. I assume "the item you need today was either onsale yesterday or will not be released until you use something else" has already been taken. Also, why do these megathreads always open in the middle? Is there a rule for that?
just have fun and now I'm an expert in poology
Actually, they don't eat anything, and share the same basic general diet with humans. That said, there are some things that humans eat are actually bad for them, with milk and seafood being indigestible while tomato greens and parsnips are poisonous.