Immutable Rules of the DAZ Universe - Add Your Own!

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  • The same bus stop is in every Daz community.

  • SempieSempie Posts: 658

    In DAZ land most food cannot be eaten due to absense of morphs indicating chunks bitten or cut off.

    Mike and Vicky can order al the food they want; they will starve anyway.

     

  • SixDsSixDs Posts: 2,384

    To partially echo what Sempie said:

    Humans don't eat. (Quick, you have two minutes only to locate a render of a human eating)

    There are no biting insects in DAZtopia.

    Battles in space all take place at close range between dogfighting space fighters, aerodynamic and usually with wings, just because. Dropships, on the other hand, fly down to planetary surfaces with little or no wings whatsoever.

    All spaceships have unnecessarily huge interiors and are kept meticulously neat and tidy, and clinically clean.

    All aliens are anthropoids.

  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,085
    SixDs said:

    To partially echo what Sempie said:

    Humans don't eat. (Quick, you have two minutes only to locate a render of a human eating)

    There are no biting insects in DAZtopia.

    https://www.daz3d.com/mosquito
    and, depending on your definition of biting

    https://www.daz3d.com/ant

     

  • SixDs said:

     

    There are no biting insects in DAZtopia.

    A dragonfly will absolutely take a chomp, though at least it's usually not unprovoked.

    However, I am glad that our planet's oxygen concentration dropped over the last umpteen million years because I do not fancy facing one of those things with a three-foot wingspan! A few inches is bad enough, lol.

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,936
    NylonGirl said:

    There is only one true cat and nothing will ever replace it.

    one needs to move out of the DAZ universe into the multiverse to find the cat enlightement

    it exists but it's name cannot be said

    To get there, does one take the door that does not open, or the door that opens to oblivion?

  • NathNath Posts: 2,853
    NylonGirl said:
    NylonGirl said:

    There is only one true cat and nothing will ever replace it.

    one needs to move out of the DAZ universe into the multiverse to find the cat enlightement

    it exists but it's name cannot be said

    To get there, does one take the door that does not open, or the door that opens to oblivion?

    Yes.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,668
    edited September 2020
    NylonGirl said:
    NylonGirl said:

    There is only one true cat and nothing will ever replace it.

    one needs to move out of the DAZ universe into the multiverse to find the cat enlightement

    it exists but it's name cannot be said

    To get there, does one take the door that does not open, or the door that opens to oblivion?

    DAZ people don't need doors to open.  They just turn collision off.enlightened They also turn off gravity so that they don't fall through the floor.

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  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715

    No climate change in Daz land as there is nowhere to put the fuel. Must be beamed or something like the electric lamps.

    ... This was added curtesy of this thread: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/434452/seeking-vehicle-which-can-be-fueled#latest

  • PerttiAPerttiA Posts: 10,024
    nicstt said:

    No climate change in Daz land as there is nowhere to put the fuel. Must be beamed or something like the electric lamps.

    ... This was added curtesy of this thread: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/434452/seeking-vehicle-which-can-be-fueled#latest

    You don't understand... Dazland is the cutting edge, all the vehicles are electric with their own miniature nuclear power plants.

  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715
    PerttiA said:
    nicstt said:

    No climate change in Daz land as there is nowhere to put the fuel. Must be beamed or something like the electric lamps.

    ... This was added curtesy of this thread: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/434452/seeking-vehicle-which-can-be-fueled#latest

    You don't understand... Dazland is the cutting edge, all the vehicles are electric with their own miniature nuclear power plants.

    Not if you examine the various openings :)

  • NylonGirlNylonGirl Posts: 1,936
    nicstt said:
    PerttiA said:
    nicstt said:

    No climate change in Daz land as there is nowhere to put the fuel. Must be beamed or something like the electric lamps.

    ... This was added curtesy of this thread: https://www.daz3d.com/forums/discussion/434452/seeking-vehicle-which-can-be-fueled#latest

    You don't understand... Dazland is the cutting edge, all the vehicles are electric with their own miniature nuclear power plants.

    Not if you examine the various openings :)

    Those parts may have been put there to simulate the classic look of cars that have to have fuel put in.

  • Daz people don't wear socks. If they wear sport shoes it is almost always with no socks. Everyone in dazlandia must have stinky feet!

  • lou_harperlou_harper Posts: 1,163

    In Dazlandia even people who have kitchens don't cook because there is nowhere to buy groceries. This explains all the restaurants and cafes.

  • Serene NightSerene Night Posts: 17,673
    edited September 2020

    oh another secret thing about dazlandia. All the men have the same feet. Because only 1 or 2 pas add extra shaping/morphs to feet. I think M3D is one of them. The rest of them unless they are monsters, have the same feet!

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  • DripDrip Posts: 1,206

    -In Dazlandia, only the lower class and holiday residences have both an exterior and an interior. Middle and Upperclass housing is officially limited to pick only one of the two options.
    -In Dazlandia, even the smallest dead-end ally in the most remote suburb of the quietest village in the middle of nowhere is required to have streetmarking on its asphalt, as well as a set of signs designating traffic direction, parking locations and notices relegating pedestrians to the sidewalk.

  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,085
    edited September 2020

    Hair can be moved from individual to individual and frequently has bones.

    Clothing doesn't come in sizes, it comes in generations. 

    Every single object in the DAZiverse can easily be turned invisible or into a light source, but getting a hat to appear to sit properly on a head of hair from all angles requires special tools.

    There are combs, brushes and scissors, but none of them actually function on hair (or anything else.) 

    Most of the animal species that we know of do not exist, and, of the ones that do, most either come in only one gender or, like the the DAZ Horse 2, change from one to the other with the turn of a dial. 

    Instead of being a serious environmental problem, trash and litter are highly sought after items that you often have to purchase. 

     

     

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  • In Dazlandia...

    Basketball is the longstanding national sport.

    Protective equipment is rarely worn during sport these days, as Dazlandians can simply turn their limits off to increase flexibility and prevent catastrophic joint injury. That flesh wound is also a L.I.E.

    When protective equipment is worn, it's largely inadequate to the task and appears primarily as decorative costume. Care is always taken to never add too much bulk as Dazlandians must always be sexy (unless their purpose for existing is not to be).

    The enforcers of Dazlandia's dystopian future love to keep their knees safe but lack the same degree of concern for their elbows.

  • Individual DAZ Studio characters need individual expressions.
    Using G8F expressions on other characters is futile.

  • Cybersox said:
    Instead of being a serious environmental problem, trash and litter are highly sought after items that you often have to purchase.

    That one made me laugh.

  • nicsttnicstt Posts: 11,715
    Cybersox said:

    Hair can be moved from individual to individual and frequently has bones.

    Clothing doesn't come in sizes, it comes in generations. 

    Every single object in the DAZiverse can easily be turned invisible or into a light source, but getting a hat to appear to sit properly on a head of hair from all angles requires special tools.

    There are combs, brushes and scissors, but none of them actually function on hair (or anything else.) 

    Most of the animal species that we know of do not exist, and, of the ones that do, most either come in only one gender or, like the the DAZ Horse 2, change from one to the other with the turn of a dial. 

    Instead of being a serious environmental problem, trash and litter are highly sought after items that you often have to purchase. 

     

     

    Haha.

    Love it.

  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,085

    Not only can a DAZ person become a parent without being pregnant, but they can also unexpectedly become someone or something else's child.  

    While people in our world can be shallow and lacking in depth, people in the DAZ universe can be completely 2 dimensional billboards.   

  • PenguinistoPenguinisto Posts: 83
    edited September 2020

    There is a pandemic of eye-muscle dystrophy, causing most to be completely unable to focus one's eyes on any specific object or person. That or the skies must put out one heck of a 24/7/365 lightshow...

     

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  • DAZ clothing especially bodysuits have no easy way to do human acts but that's possibly why genitalia are optional 

  • DripDrip Posts: 1,206

    In Dazlandia, no glasses have actual lenses. Wearing glasses is purely done as a fashion statement.

  • The only way that Vicky and Mike ever get to take a dump is on certain websites I shall not name...
  • Cora ReginaCora Regina Posts: 731
    edited September 2020
    The only way that Vicky and Mike ever get to take a dump is on certain websites I shall not name...

    You know, I can't even blame M&V. Given Dazlandian unwillingness to even imply that a toilet could serve a purpose other than decorative, to the point that seats are removed and lids are welded shut... that's probably the most comfortable place to do it.

    Post edited by Cora Regina on
  • Pixel8tedPixel8ted Posts: 593
    edited September 2020

    If you are unlucky enough as a woman to become a zombie, rest easy because the breasts are the last thing on your body to wither away. 

    Post edited by Pixel8ted on
  • Pixel8ted said:

    If you are unlucky enough as a woman to become a zombie, rest easy because the breasts are the last thing on your body to wither away. 

    Which is a good thing, because no matter your state of being; living, dead, undead, resurrected, possessed, trasmorgified...  your libido will still be running at 1200%

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