Immutable Rules of the DAZ Universe - Add Your Own!

Eustace Scrubb

Anyone smacking his fist on the table/pulpit/lectern is liable to punch right throught the surface with minimal resistance, if any.  Arms may become impaled in furniture with no conscious effort.

WendyLuvsCatz

you can easily poke your hand through your guts so the fingers protrude from your belly dancing to the wrong aniblocks 

Sempie

For the gazillions of derelict neighbourhoods in the DAZ-verse, there's little to no worn down clothes to portray the scruffy looking homeless.

Derelict neigbourhoods are apparently hoodlum and zombie terrains only.

SixDs

There are countless swords, daggers, knives, pikepoles, firearms, lasers, canons and other weapons, both hand-held and vehicle-mounted, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

There are scars, wounds, bruises and bloodstains, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

Matt_Castle

Cybersox said:

Clothing doesn't come in sizes, it comes in generations.

Shape is also an entirely different matter. You don't particularly have to worry about being broad shouldered or having long legs with a narrow waist...

... but while being a size 32H doesn't mean you're limited to a choice of only two beige bras made out of girder and rebar, being either significantly larger or smaller breasted than "average" means your T-shirts will often have odd folds around the chest area, unless you shop for clothes that have your specific morphs.

Also, a borderline relevant old render of mine about clothing/body shape in Dazland.

Sempie

If you go shopping for clothing at DAZ, you usually get the same garment in five or more color variations.

Five T-shirts or coctail dresses for the price of one.

And you can even upgrade some.

Would be nice if it worked that way in the real world.

Press a new material option and change the color.

PerttiA

SixDs said:

There are countless swords, daggers, knives, pikepoles, firearms, lasers, canons and other weapons, both hand-held and vehicle-mounted, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

There are scars, wounds, bruises and bloodstains, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

On the other hand, those scars and wounds are fresh if not even bleeding... What's happening behind the scenes?

Gordig

PerttiA said:

SixDs said:

There are countless swords, daggers, knives, pikepoles, firearms, lasers, canons and other weapons, both hand-held and vehicle-mounted, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

There are scars, wounds, bruises and bloodstains, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

On the other hand, those scars and wounds are fresh if not even bleeding... What's happening behind the scenes?

Horrible workplace safety standards.

 

PerttiA

Gordig said:

PerttiA said:

SixDs said:

There are countless swords, daggers, knives, pikepoles, firearms, lasers, canons and other weapons, both hand-held and vehicle-mounted, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

There are scars, wounds, bruises and bloodstains, but depictions of violence are prohibited.

On the other hand, those scars and wounds are fresh if not even bleeding... What's happening behind the scenes?

Horrible workplace safety standards.

Are they still trying to use their bodyparts for measuring stuff, even with Dazland having real measuring units?

Write Idea

In DAZlandia...

You can buy a dream home for a $1.99 (with premium membership).

Everyone is a movie star, 'cos cameras are constantly pointing at them.

Cloning is legal, cos there are 8 Michaels & Victorias, 3 Dariuses, Mei Lins, Lees, Moniques, Olympias, 2 Giannis, etc.

Sharp cheekbones are more common than air.

Old people are in the youngest generation.

Thyranq

If you want to lay on the bed or sofa, you either need to be bald, style your hair 32 different times, or do an immense amount of irrelevant motion, often flailing your arms about wildly, in order to get your hair to lay down with you.

Thyranq

Also, winds measured at 2mph are apparently VERY strong winds, and will send your clothes flapping as if you're in a hurricane.

Pixel8ted

Dazlandia can be scary because sometimes people and things levitate.  What's even scarier is sometimes they don't even cast shadows. All the while, these cursed Dazlandia occupants can far too often be seen staring  with unfocused eyes off into the distance with perfectly blank expressionless faces. 

Pixel8ted

Thanksgiving is a calm peaceful time in Dazlandia as there are no polical discussions to cause discord.

Nath

Even worse than the levitating, sometimes people (and things) just sink into the floor.

I don't know if any of them manage to get out again and the surface they were embedded in just GLOOPs back into place, or if they are swallowed up whole and the surface GLOOPs back when they are gone. Either way, no one ever leaves footprints, not even in sand, unless a product has been purchased that makes them possible.

Pixel8ted

The scariest thing is when some of the inhabitants of Dazlandia walk about with a weird disjointed broken gait. It gets even scarier when they appear to be miming some imaginary task or heaven forbid dancing as if possessed by some alien being who hasn't quite become accustomed to earth's gravity.

Pixel8ted

In Dazlandia, the "good" fairies like to sit around and pose on poisonous mushrooms. 

Cybersox

Pixel8ted said:

In Dazlandia, the "good" fairies like to sit around and pose on poisonous mushrooms. 

There are no good fairies in Dazlandia, as even the nicest ones are pretty naughty. 

Pixel8ted

In the Daz Universe, you can't go to the bathroom for lightyears because there aren't bathrooms on space vehicals. In fact, I've only noted one shower room on a space vehical but that one seems to only be reserved for the Admiral. So, no one may hear  the rank and file Dazlandier scream in space but I think perhaps one could very well clearly smell a Dazlandier.

WendyLuvsCatz

Cybersox said:

Pixel8ted said:

In Dazlandia, the "good" fairies like to sit around and pose on poisonous mushrooms. 

There are no good fairies in Dazlandia, as even the nicest ones are pretty naughty. 

I always thought that about fairies in general 

the whole good fairy thing was made up far more recently even Cinderella's fairy Godmother had a sadistic streak

Pixel8ted

Did you know in Dazlandia, there is no pest control. The people of Dazlandia live in a place where they welcome mice in their dishes;  pet squirrels and  raccoons; and are more likely than not to feed the seagulls.  The high probability of contracting rabbies from all the friendly interactions with wildlife is perhaps the reason that so many doctors in Dazlandia are mad.

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Some people know how to make things. Everyone else knows where they got it wrong.

justinletchford

99% of the minority known as Males have a military or similar career or career background. The rest are businessmen and cooks.

Cora Regina

justinletchford said:

99% of the minority known as Males have a military or similar career or career background. The rest are businessmen and cooks.

Or children.

When a Dazlandian male turns 18 and his detatchable genitalia arrive in the mail (if he can afford them, they're quite expensive), they come with a card that he must send back where he checks off whether he wants to be a soldier, businessman, or chef. One in one thousand get a fourth option along the lines of fantasy priest, old wizard, zombie, etc.

Thyranq

Cora Regina said:

justinletchford said:

99% of the minority known as Males have a military or similar career or career background. The rest are businessmen and cooks.

Or children.

When a Dazlandian male turns 18 and his detatchable genitalia arrive in the mail (if he can afford them, they're quite expensive), they come with a card that he must send back where he checks off whether he wants to be a soldier, businessman, or chef. One in one thousand get a fourth option along the lines of fantasy priest, old wizard, zombie, etc.

Or be transformed into a monster

Cybersox

Unlike our world, where people can only only inherit previous generation's money and physical possessions, residents of the DAZiverse can also inherit the previous generations' hair, skin textures and even exact body shapes.  They cannot, however, usually inherit shoes, because...

Shoes occupy a weird and special place in the DAZiverse.  Not only do they often have collars, soles and heels that can mysteriously change height, but they are also frequently bound together by some mystical force that allows them to be donned simultaneously.  So powerful is the Shoe's sway over the DAZiverse that the majority of the female members of many generations have had their feet altered so that their natural walking and standing positions are in a high-heeled stance rather than flat.... even if they are walking barefooted.  All Hail The Shoe Overlords! 

NylonGirl

Nath said:

NylonGirl said:

WendyLuvsCatz said:

NylonGirl said:

There is only one true cat and nothing will ever replace it.

one needs to move out of the DAZ universe into the multiverse to find the cat enlightement

it exists but it's name cannot be said

To get there, does one take the door that does not open, or the door that opens to oblivion?

Yes.

That worked. 

Zilvergrafix

Recently all the Dazians from Daz Universe suffers from a rare skin disease named SuperbSubSurfaceSccaterin Syndrome, consists from weird green and red dots in all the skin, rumors says that is more common from people gone traveled from Keyshot Island...and brought the disease here.

there is no cure, because minimizing the symptons will have a diffusitys skin disease as a secondary reaction.

 

Zilvergrafix

Toilets are useles because Dazians has no...Anne Us, and only rich ones can afford a surgery from Dr Render Otticus but still no poo will come outside.

WendyLuvsCatz

Zilvergrafix said:

Toilets are useles because Dazians has no...Anne Us, and only rich ones can afford a surgery from Dr Render Otticus but still no poo will come outside.

cat poo was coming out in my videos 10 years ago